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pastel-fluff-witch: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
egberts: rniraclewhip: when someone unfollows me did you just use my dads facebook status for your text post
mother-teresa-with-a-dick: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because
hotboyproblems: its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
houseofwessex: prototype-the-walter-girl: dailyshitsandgiggles: People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one. That was wild from start to finish
glowcloud: seventieth: brainstatic: Do you have any idea how easy it is to fake a Facebook status? I don’t know how to use photoshop and this isn’t from some joke website. This is 10 seconds with the tools built into Google Chrome. Please question
eirenical: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said,
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty
diamonds-cigarettes-lonely-heart: alltimefr0: do you ever see someone you don’t like posting lyrics from your favourite song as a facebook status and sit there angrily whispering “no“ or is that just me all the time
offendpoppunk: nice facebook status it looked a lot nicer on tumblr with 30,000+ notes
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought
dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the
ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the comments. hilarious.
laugh-addict: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not This is my new favourite story on the internet.
lampfaced: socialjusticewankers: a man types his facebook status. “Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!” fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down
There’s something wrong with me dude. At the core. Broken or something. Idk. I’m having trouble with it rn and it’ll be the end of me someday.
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney posts “omg worst day ever :(” as his facebook status and then says “I don’t want to talk about it” when someone asks him what’s wrong.
scodelarionews: Who doesn’t want to shoot for ‘Vogue?’ I remember updating my Facebook status to say ‘Doing 'Vogue’ today’, it was so exciting. I thought it would be really intimidating, and I don’t like photoshoots, but that was the
sparklesmikey: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said,
When guys post like "Dear Diary" statuses about their lives or complaining, I always chuckle knowing my Dad and all the men in my family wouldn't be caught dead writing like that. In fact, they'd probably rather be dead than write like girls who just
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The ones still making Facebook statuses with your number in it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sorry I made out with your boyfriend two years ago.
justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
prototype-the-walter-girl: dailyshitsandgiggles: People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one. That was wild
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A Very Sexy Angel Emma Watson 10 Strange Sex Facts From Around The World The Perfect Woman Selfie Done Right! Lindsay Lohan Turns 28 (Secret Photos) 10 of the Funniest and Most Embarrassing Facebook Status Fails Ever What’s going on with your favorite
bunsen: scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like
dontyouever-giveup: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE
Change the world, LAUGH: When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
microwavepizzaoven: the hacker steps away from the computer cracking her knuckles, she whispers “my work here is done” everyone in the room begins to cackle. jenny’s facebook status reads “i love balls!”
haave-you-met-ted: haave-you-met-ted: no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality
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lesliecrusher: alright dudebro i went to high school with i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend i see all
when your best friend likes your facebook status because they know the story behind it
comfortably-dumb: ”You’re not your Facebook status. You’re not how many friends you have. You’re not the smart phone you own. You’re not the apps of your phone. You’re not your fucking iPad. You’re the all-planking, e-consuming crap
junkyard-bodhisattva: gay-men: An anti gay facebook status from the mayor of Troy, Michigan, Janice L. Daniels. At first I thought this was some kind of joke, but no, she actually said it and is refusing to apologise. I wouldn’t say that the UK is
davidstridersthrobbingcock: MY MOM FINALLY MADE A FACEBOOK STATUS
aviewerlikeyou: I’ve prepared some images for commenting on ignorant facebook statuses today. please use.
Soul As Sweet As Blood Red Jam: My Mom’s Facebook Status Today: I need to get this off my chest so...
Last night from #snapchat . Finally in those #pyjamas lied on bed with @georgiannaxoxox . Sorry if you became a victim of our posting a 🍆 on everyone’s Facebook status . 😂🍆🍆 #aubergine #eggplant #postwedding by chloe.khan
stability: people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
When people argue via Facebook status.
