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jasonhorton:This is what those annoying Facebook statuses would be like in real life conversations
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
stability: people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
dildotho: one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
dontyouever-giveup: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE
hotboyproblems: its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
pettyrevenge: In high school a girl made a Facebook status calling me ugly and getting people who hated me to ‘like’ it, so the next day I sneaked into a few of her classrooms, found her coursework and books for each subject and binned them all.
pastel-fluff-witch: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
jasonhorton: This is what those annoying Facebook statuses would be like in real life conversations
womeninlingerieblog: 13 of the funniest Facebook status updates from parents » http://t.co/f7QfA9vbKE
legs-heaven:13 of the funniest Facebook status updates from parents » http://t.co/f7QfA9vbKE
When people argue via Facebook status.
hellorhappiness: ibattledragons: callbreebeepbree: whereintheworldisalidino: alexachelsea: Facebook status award of the year goes to… WOOHOOBIES! YA LIKE MY WOOHOOBIES? I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD. WOOHOOBIES. THERES THIS CR33P SITTING
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
babes-sex-and-other-things: Post your most recent Facebook status here.
naturalisticbenevolence: That would be a good Facebook status if smoking weed was socially acceptable…
theyellowbrickroad: “XD muffins” the girl writes as her facebook status while whispering to herself “haha im so random”
justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
bunsen: scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like
bithedreadwolf: @staff I am literally begging you to bring back replies sending someone a message to say I understand their text post is like calling my mom on the phone to say I like her Facebook status
prototype-the-walter-girl: dailyshitsandgiggles: People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one. That was wild
jhameia: savagemike: irishmexi: meow-sense: goodsmellmeow: kzhang: Yep, I just yelled “fuck you” at some blow job who said “ni hao” to me in the park. My good friend Phoenix, posted this Facebook status a few weeks ago that turned into
legs-heaven: 13 of the funniest Facebook status updates from parents » http://t.co/f7QfA9vbKE
when your best friend likes your facebook status because they know the story behind it
funsubstancecom: Epic Facebook Status
vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the
dayandnightitsjustlife: savememilkboy: gkendallll: greatest facebook status I don’t know whether to be terrified or quite glad about the idea.. Basically Aragog when he still fit in Hagrid’s box only less evil
houseofwessex: prototype-the-walter-girl: dailyshitsandgiggles: People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one. That was wild from start to finish
glowcloud: seventieth: brainstatic: Do you have any idea how easy it is to fake a Facebook status? I don’t know how to use photoshop and this isn’t from some joke website. This is 10 seconds with the tools built into Google Chrome. Please question
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i
unclefather: Me in 2007 *has a brass knuckle tattoo on my chest that says “Talk shit get hit”* Facebook status: Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him
broken-music-box: My facebook status.
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought
