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nat-tzuki: HAPPY ENDINGArtist : https://twitter.com/3gkkrl/status/617971890728996865/photo/1Trans + Edit : Sasusaku Fanclub (https://www.facebook.com/SasuSakuFC?fref=nf)
nat-tzuki: What a sweet reprisal, Sakura :vSource : https://www.facebook.com/SasuSakuFC/posts/1659966847556803Artist : https://twitter.com/ah0029/status/576585895035326464Trans + Edit : Sasusaku Vietnam Fanpage
samarsanderz: I wanted to know more about the victims of today’s horrifying massacre, and since the media’s information wasn’t quite specific enough, I took to Facebook to look for them. What I found was this playful, innocent status written by
insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
There are two types of statuses on Facebook:
crrocs: Me scrolling through facebook 1. can you not 2. that status is stolen from tumblr 3. please put some clothes on 4. why are you allowed to breathe 5. nobody cares 6. again that’s from tumblr 7. no you’re not a model
When i see another valentines day status on facebook:
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside: A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
whoredinarygirl: whoredinarygirl: maybe if i tag my mom on a status on facebook and ask for chinese food she’ll say yes you can’t say no in front of people I’m getting Chinese food
consulting-detective-with-a-box: chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video
nucleartuna: duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside: A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much. #here’s why: men can’t get pregnant#if men ever needed to have abortions they would be fucking free
nicolymuniz: “Eu não sou o status do facebook, você não tem que gostar de mim” - Wiz Khalifa
Dirty South is commenting my status on facebook...yaaaaaay :)
jesuschristvevo: “im gay” is such a dumb status to post when u hack someones facebook its so predictable like at least make it something more scandalous “susie was never in a car accident. i killed her”
puffwiggly: THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
stayathomedadwanttobe: vibrantrae: micdotcom: Watch: TLC star Whitney Thore responds to “comedian” Nicole Arbour’s fat-phobia with the body positive truth. Someone on my Facebook posted a status with her video today saying its hilarious
whoresandjustgoodstuff: After a long training session the disgusting trash changed her Facebook relationships status to owned and well used.
Você que curte o próprio status no Facebook
19 dias pro fim do mundo, e meu status do facebook sempre foi solteiro.
paaulrex: mr2shy: HEY GUYS, PAUL REX (SHINY TWIN) ACTUALLY COMMENT MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK . LMAO, SORRY BRO . I WANTED TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE DRAMATIC PEOPLE LMAO ! LOL DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE SHINY?! -_- your hair style , but i dont think you
janetnguyen: I hate it when girls set up “Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin’ with no makeup on.” as their status on facebook, or when they tweet it. Lol like the fuck, Drake ain’t gonna see that. Who cares if you’re lookin like shit. You ain’t
That one bitch on Facebook who steals clever things from tumblr and posts them in her statuses as if she thought of them.
Reblog if you want to make a facebook named “No one” and like everyones status.
Those people on facebook who's statuses are always something obviously stolen from the internet
Why is there a “born in 2012” option when making a Facebook? I mean seriously, what are you going to put as your status? “Just got home from the hospital. Been sucking on my mom’s titties all night”
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touchmykittykat: 98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
You ever get on facebook and see one person has posted like 15 different statuses throughout the day and it’s like"oh I thought you had a job"
piercednipples: Lauren Brock> Lauren Brock on on tumblr> Lauren Brock on Facebook> Lauren Brock on TwitterSource: https://twitter.com/laurbrock/status/701111698594406400
deadcatwithaflamethrower: toddhowardeatsass: limitededitionsanderssidesblog: fishstickks: runawaymarbles: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because
HEY GUYS I know this is weird, but if you guys could go to http://www.facebook.com/TheCommuniKey and "LIKE" the status about PWC FRESHMEN it would help so much! For every "LIKE" we get today, January 6th, CommuniKey will donate .25$ to our fundraising
HEY TUMBLRS :] if you guys could go to http://www.facebook.com/TheCommuniKey and “LIKE” the status about PWC FRESHMEN it would help so much! For every “LIKE” we get today, January 6th, CommuniKey will donate .25$ to our fundraising efforts to
yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum: a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss
believed: i’m a little bit confused about how the idea for “it’s complicated” as a relationship status on facebook came about, but then again, its purpose makes a whole lot of sense if your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars
holaa-slut: ^ this is my best friend heidy, she is always going to be my best friend! she is insecure about her face, i tell her all the time her face is beautiful, and so do guys, but she thinks a status on facebook is about her, and apparently her
goreanmann: hot-blonde-girl: Blonde girl Computers? bambi could barely get them to update her facebook and tumblr statuses. Cars? bambi could drive one, but beyond that the less she touched them the better they worked. Cleaning house? bambi did okay.
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
amazon-x: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if you’re
elyseeeeew: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if
limitededitionsanderssidesblog: fishstickks: runawaymarbles: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and
alrightanakin: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:i love amanda @alrightanakin with all my soul OH MY GOD WHY DOES SHE KEEP POSTING STATUSES AS ME LIKE WE ARE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ON FACEBOOK FOR THE FIRST TIME ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ciúmes não mata, vira subnick no MSN, status no Facebook e indireta no Tumblr.
rupindre: 87daysbefore: that one person on your facebook feed who gets a shit ton of likes on their statuses by just posting washed up text posts once this girl in my math class used one of mine and then i linked to the post in the comments and my
otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
therebelwhore: Even after three years in my relationship, I still look at those annoying, lovey-dovey, mushy statuses that girls post on Facebook about their boyfriends and think, “My boyfriend is better than your boyfriend because I don’t have to
