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insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
Namorar envolve muito mais do que beijo na boca, um pedaço de metal no dedo, um status do Facebook ou dizer um eu te amo. Namorar envolve duas pessoas, duas famílias, sentimentos, qualidades, defeitos, momentos alegres e tristes, respeito, lealdade,
everytime i see a scene-baby post a status about stretching their ears or being hype about seeing Chelsea Grin on facebook.
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a status that is obviously something they saw on Tumblr.
the guy i like is dating a huge penguins fan and i decided to creep on her facebook since it's a bit new and this was her first status:
Post status on facebook, wait 5 seconds, no one likes it...
samarsanderz: I wanted to know more about the victims of today’s horrifying massacre, and since the media’s information wasn’t quite specific enough, I took to Facebook to look for them. What I found was this playful, innocent status written by
When half of your Facebook friends put up this status: "It's raining!!!"
My reaction to some statuses on Facebook:
>get horny>decide to fuck my waifu with my heebulus rift.>log into Facebook, it auto updates my status with “(Real name confirmed by retinal scan) is playing ‘Miku’s Tight Little Body’”>30 second ad plays>clos
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d0nn0: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now change your facebook relationship status
chris-who: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if you’re
mistressvioleta: elyseeeeew: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE,
limitededitionsanderssidesblog: fishstickks: runawaymarbles: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and
otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black
runawaymarbles: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered PLEASE, especially
dumbass-bitch-disease: thebootydiaries: Status: Rain! :) Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You’re a beautiful
rowantheexplorer: symphonyofmars: mistressvioleta: elyseeeeew: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info
waknatious: stevviefox: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: rowantheexplorer: symphonyofmars: mistressvioleta: elyseeeeew: otahkoapisiakii: !!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!! I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure
My fucking ex bf just posted this status on Facebook. Y'all, if this ain’t white privilege, then y'all got me fucked up
uuggghhhhhh: insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside: A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
algopop: Grandmas getting auto-tagged ‘Grandmaster Flash’ A tumblr is documenting a widespread problem where grandparents using Facebook often get the tag recommendation ‘Grandmaster Flash’ when they type ‘Grandma’ into a FB status. The
gotitforcheap: old people will post a status on facebook like “check out the youtube video where…” but not post the actual link for it because they’re dumb as shit and also they ruined the economy
cockarotto: andylovestrunks: “I HAVE TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK” “Got my eye beaten closed, ~*~*~lol txt it~*~*” Update Status: Morri X.x nhoim m
How do these people SURVIVE. Gods, there should be a link between intelligence and IQ. The world would be a better place…
When Piccolo SMH’s… you know you fucked up… >_>
tipchune: tipchune: i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
egalitarians-do-it-better: linearstorms: I got 60 likes on my Facebook relationship status and on a good day I’ll get 10 on an activism post about animals or rape culture or starving children. It’s not that I’m not thrilled about my relationship,
xsirboss: Follow Us On Facebook Senpai Sauce@Senpai_Sauce95https://twitter.com/Senpai_Sauce95/status/1616330243459133446/photo/1
askthepoolqueen: (deviantArt) (Twitter) (Mod blog) (Art blog) (Facebook)Omg guys I´m not sry not even a bit https://twitter.com/RainbowScreen1/status/703570547276423168 Mmnf~ >//w//>
askthepoolqueen: (deviantArt) (Twitter) (Mod blog) (Art blog) (Facebook) She is a mess…(( I guess I will over work the design from the garden )) https://twitter.com/RainbowScreen1/status/703570547276423168x3
askthepoolqueen:(deviantArt) (Twitter) (Mod blog) (Art blog) (Facebook) She only fights when it comes to food https://twitter.com/RainbowScreen1/status/703570547276423168xD
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My teacher added me back on Facebook and wrote a status update about me.
jnav1: This is a status going around on facebook and I am not happy. Newsflash: NOT EVERYONE BELIEVES IN GOD. So why is it pasted all over our patriotic stuff? Also isn’t there supposed to be a separation of church and state? just asking You can
jnav1: donnerdont: jnav1: This is a status going around on facebook and I am not happy. Newsflash: NOT EVERYONE BELIEVES IN GOD. So why is it pasted all over our patriotic stuff? Also isn’t there supposed to be a separation of church and state? just
My Facebook right now is a whole bunch of status updates critiquing the Republican National Convention with one, lonely post from my mother adding said Republican National Convention to her likes.
Accidentally went on facebook and yeah all the status updates proclaiming my ex best friends birthday was enough of a sign for me to kill myself.
canmakedothink replied to your post “Accidentally went on facebook and yeah all the status updates…” I would love to do it, and I’ll send them to you by carrier pigeon or by adorable fluffy trained puppydog if I need to. But seriously.
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
thepolyesterlumberjack: Seeing that someone you like changed their relationship status on Facebook to “In a relationship” feels a lot like seeing the “An unmet civilization has built the (wonder your building here)” notification in Civ V.
puffwiggly: THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
kingfolly: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
terazuma: i made this status on facebook and somehow the comments have evolved into this
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
touchmykittykat: 98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
note-a-bear: reyton: i just visited the nightclub’s facebook page and these were the statuses they posted before the attack. last night’s event was latin night. last night’s event was meant to be a safe space for lgbt latinx people. last night’s
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