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cybuggin: one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats
sketseason2: My man bent me over, baby oiled up my cheeks last night then started fingering my ass. It was so intense lol. I’ve had fingers there before but they were more like surprise fingers/not as fast etc. It felt so good but so foreign. I stopped
lokis-army-at-221b: wingsofjusice: youknowwhat-kissme-cas: lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely
pluronmyface: tumblesimply: Prophet like it’s hot i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
iheart-stonefield: ”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her,
bludhavenbird: hello—camille: iheart-stonefield: ”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to
tyleroakley: hello—camille: iheart-stonefield: ”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay
yachirobi: bloodlooksblackinmoonlight: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: humorstaff: Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never i was gonna ask if the thong was really necessary, but then i realized it’s none of my business and he looks
whinyspice: honestly when i finally started to not hate my body i was like, yes! i finally figured it out, it’s going to finally be easy from here on out!! and it was for a while. but then you realize it doesn’t last forever and little things can
OKAY HERE IS MY STORY ABOUT PEDOSTACHES. Today was our first day back at school from Spring Break, and I walk into school and my chem teacher passes by me but i was like WHOA WHO IS THIS HE IS SCARY - WAIT WHAT THAT IS MY TEACHER and then i started
hi-on-aloha: kaaauuu: uglyteenagers: gsfsoul: Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers how can you just scroll past this you can’t i tried to but as you can see i couldnt so funny, i scrolled pass but then was like “ALBERT EINSTEIN” and had
southerncrotch: daddyscent: iRedneck I was going to caption this “Rednecks need love, too,” or something like that, but then I saw the above caption and it was perfect. Speaking of perfect, how about that last guy? With his button-fly pulled aside,
scolipeder: he jokingly made Me lick his feet but then after he was like why are you so wet was it the feet and laughed super hard and now he keeps ordering Me to do it and im gonna cry i want him to trample Me
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
honchcrow: omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said no and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
phireside: “I was perfectly happy killing myself but then you asked me to try, and for the first time in my life it felt like someone actually gave a shit, and that that person was worth trying for.”Skins, Vol. 2 “Chris”
so my character on gta is a girl and my brother was playing as her to level her up because I suck and this guy just picked ‘me’ up and was like: you look good sex? which is obviously strange because I’m a bunch of pixels dude but then
thank you to the people who came to see me on cam!! I am very sorry I wasn’t as peppy and I broke out into dance for shania twain but it was fun
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gonna be honest but when i first learned about the gigapause i was like, that’s cool, it’s gonna be gr8 omg the intensity of it all aaa so pumped etc, but then a few hours passed by and i curled up on my bed thinking about how sad i am LOL
1. HMMM….i was gonna say a number but then im like man this is a trick question if you think about it cause, if she died and her dream body died thats 2, but there are also alternate universe nepetas and everyone has 9 lives thats a lot of nepetas
i went to the bathroom and was washing my face and then suddenly my hand stung? so i look at it and i have this long red scratch on it and im like where the hell did that come from do i own some sort of invisible cat or something because it looks and
it was really hard to like Mako for me, i hated him until book 3, but then things got better and it was cute seeing him with his family and growing up as a person and in book 4 its because of Wu that i actually love him now LOL yay im shipper trash
i actually don’t like the mystery dungeon games tbhi was excited for the last one cause of the trailer with the female pikachu but then found out the one in game was a male and you couldn’t pick otherwise and i felt lied to so i didn’t get it LOL
holy shit hahaha I GUESS Y’ALL TELLING ME TO PLAY THEN
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