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thenegaverse: mimesheat: psychiatral: Written by an 8th grader I was like okay but then I got to the bottom I was like WHAAAAAT COOL Wowwwwwwwwwwww I hope this kid won an award for something because this is bloody amazing,
sevdrag: boccs: crizstorage-inspiration: nilim: Ok, so I was reading this news story: So far so normal, right? But then: Like what. And then: Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. where’s the part where
panicblanket: nilim: Ok, so I was reading this news story: So far so normal, right? But then: Like what. And then: Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. well would you look at that
the first guy i fucked off of tinder like fucked me once then we went back to the movie but then we fucked again and he slipped his thumb into my ass while hittin it from behind and the other hand in my hair, pulling. i was like damn i didnt say if that
vanehwasreal: discipleofskaro: vanehwasreal: so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND THEN SHE
nilim: Ok, so I was reading this news story: So far so normal, right? But then: Like what. And then: Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no
igobytwo: i know this is late, but i started this late and then I had my own valentine’s day plans. :)i was going to color it, but then the holiday would have been long over… so it’ll just stay like this.cs5 & tablet
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh
vrabia: today in the teachers’ lounge one of my finnish colleagues was like ‘yeah the force awakens was cool but they named an entire planet ‘jacket’ and that sounded kind of weird’ and i was like what the shit and then it hit me, one month
goldenpoc: I hate when you was having a good ass convo with somebody but then fall asleep and then when they wakeup they like “hi” or whatever like uh I wanna finish this convo why you saying hi to me lol
dallonjames: when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg: On Wednesday I seriously didn’t want to go to school.I was experiencing depression. It was the day right after my birthday and then this shocking and terrifying thing happens.But then I realised something.People like Drumpf,
postllimit: my mom bought me these curtains today and she was like “i thought you’d like em” and i was like why but then i realized
monorailsandmagic: So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually captured photos of
I walked home alone that night. I didn’t care how she got home; it was weird. I mean, I liked her. I liked her a lot. But out there on the field … it was just different then.That was the last time I saw her. — The Virgin Suicides (1999)
ancient-souls: adorability: acidpunch: what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream But then you could know how to do shit right. Like be less ugly.
stilescavanaugh: get to know me meme: [3/15] favorite pairings » derek and meredith ↳ “The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn’t my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like
las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again
filmfuck: I walked home alone that night. I didn’t care how she got home; it was weird. I mean, I liked her. I liked her a lot. But out there on the field … it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. — The Virgin Suicides (1999)
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying" but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like"
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
whatlovelybooks: I love watching people get book drunk. Like, when they finish a book that they thought was super amazing and then all they can do is gush about how great it was. But then I get worried for them because the inevitable next step is
yesterday I realized I am living perfectly because I was at the bank in my knee highs and short skirt and these women looked at me like I was a slut and some boys were staring at me like I was so little and cute and they were being gross but then I walked
darf slept over a night ago and we went to the drag strip and got home around midnight then got changed and went to sleep but I swear I was fully fully asleep then I felt him being touchy and running his hand up my leg and I started to get like half
I Took A Bus
i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i was like ??? and then she bear hug squeezed me and wasn’t letting go and i’m laughing but trying to wriggle away and she did after a minute then made me ramen since i was hungry
I’m proud of myself. I made the decision to start getting up at 8 and when my alarm went off this morning, I set it again for 9, but then I realized what I was doing and was like fuck that noise and made myself get up. Then I went for a run (well,
idk what happened last night. i had already masturbated and was like, chill. then i was talking to boston boy and he wanted to see my boobs so i was like okay. but he’s one of those dummies who loves ass so i decided to be nice and sent him pictures
legend-of-laurel: singeranimal: melmariesparrow: Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom I was almost like “yeah that’s because Bard was played by discount Orlando Bloom” but then I realized that Orlando
clickclackbangbanggg: ghosty8eep: at first i was like “that’s a weird floor pattern” but then i realised thats kind of scary in a way lol………. but then again, i have anxiety attacks.
goshdaggett: So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I
world-heritage-posts:panicblanket:nilim: Ok, so I was reading this news story: So far so normal, right? But then: Like what. And then: Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. well would you look at that world
didyouknowwaltdisney: monorailsandmagic: So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually
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