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i-miss-nick: It’s times like these where I’m like “He’s definitely joking” but then remember he’s done things like consume hot sauce that was literally melting the fork before he put it in his mouth. It was not melting the fork. That was
bellswells: I loved this picture, but then I noticed my tummy was doing a weird thing and I was like dang, I can’t post this now :/ Then I realized fuck that, because I’m happy with my body and in good health. Who cares if my tummy is doing the roll
I walked home alone that night. I didn’t care how she got home; it was weird. I mean, I liked her. I liked her a lot. But out there on the field … it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. — The Virgin Suicides (1999)
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enigmamre: Terri would have never worn this teddy as a top when she was Theressa. But then she met Allen. They spent what felt like hours talking before the first date. It was funny she couldn’t remember any of it but it was so refreshing. And Allen
filmfuck: I walked home alone that night. I didn’t care how she got home; it was weird. I mean, I liked her. I liked her a lot. But out there on the field … it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. — The Virgin Suicides (1999)
mamaslittlecubs: thereverseofme: vintagegal: Illustration by Alberto Vargas, 1945 At first I was like “Yum! Yes please!” but then I noticed she was holding the disembodied head of Santa and his eyes were rolled back in his dead head and then I
a-foaming-fit: “Back then I had felt a strong urge to commit suicide, but when I [read the script] I was captivated by Misako. I loved her name, but it was her first line ‘My dream is to die’ that had a profound impact on me. It was like lightning.”
I’m losing my mind rn
collar-cage: It didn’t start out like this, but here he was and he liked it. At first it was just the requests to wear this outfit or that. Then came the chastity cage. Let’s try it, he said. It was all fun and he liked not having to decide what
snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became a fan of SU. And so, I’m curious … how many new fans are joining us in this even bigger hiatus of 2017? So while we’re at it, let’s have a roll call! Reblog this with the date
alohomorashlie said: I’m so sorry for laughing but aljfdlkajf LMAOOOO omg WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT PIGEONS THEN? But I do, actually, rather like both peacocks and pigeons. :333 Because it was like 2am last night and the rough draft was due the
Sooo surprise I found one last diaper! Lol it’s old… not old like used!! But I accidentally tore the diaper when I tried to put them on and was like “well now I can’t use this” and took them off then was like “ I hate wasting tho so
I"ve only meditated a handful of times in my life but every single time was amazing. Once it felt like I was wearing a heavy crown and behind my closed eyes there was a vibrating violet color. Then I felt like I was rising up through my head and
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:Just woke up from a scary dream where I went home but when I got there, there was another Me inside, so I was banging on the door like let me in PLEASE. And all my friends and my sister were like uuhhh?? But then the Other
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh
vanehwasreal: discipleofskaro: vanehwasreal: so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND THEN SHE
Remember when Dante was eating pizza, but then some REAL BAD CUSTOMERS attacked his NEW HOT DEVIL HUNTING BUSINESS and Dante was like “no way bros, i just paid the rent bros, time to be radical” and then he started surfing on their bodies
goshdaggett:So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
I was just thinking about how, like, if Pearl is a sort of manufactured subspecies of Gem like we’ve been discussing then maybe she’s not technically a Gem but a facsimile of one. Like Pearl is her species rather than name? Something similar to Gems
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I was just thinking about how, like, if Pearl is a sort of manufactured subspecies of Gem like we’ve been discussing then maybe she’s not technically a Gem but a facsimile of one. Like Pearl is her species rather
airyfairy-alice: Hi you! ♪ How was your day today? :D Mine was kinda so-so, I got my period at school :( so no more 🐱 pics for the next 3-4 days :P but then again if you like boobs then I guess this week will be a real treat for you ❤ I may
clydedonovan: woah there koujak
there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00dit’s okay tho i avenged them with a highly unnecessary
aobabe: there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00d it’s okay tho i avenged them with a highly
aobabe: aobabe: there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00d it’s okay tho i avenged them with
aobabe: aobabe: aobabe: there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00d it’s okay tho i avenged
aobabe: aobabe: aobabe: aobabe: there was a squid party happening but there was this one lone inkbrush on the other team who was off doing sth else but then they came back with their special and killed everyone like wow okay r00d it’s okay tho i
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying" but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like"
las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again
erdbeerjuice: ill-be-the-brightest-someday: likeadisneyprincess: KUZCO FOREVER xoxoxo <3333 lmfao omg I was like awww then Kuzco and I was just like asdfgghkll omg me :D I don’t know what I was expecting, but omg Kuzco wins it all!
dallonjames: when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid
So like, I was about to take a shower and I started talking a friend about Native American war paint and then this happened. I thought it was like microscopic amounts of cute but felt like posting it anyway.
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
insertawesome-url-here: castielsteenwolf: save-the-wills: oh my god today at walmart there was a notebook that said wait i found a pic of it online what the fuck it was like ok cute but then suddenly christianity then suddenly christianity that
alexseanchai: dotted-sixteenth: aloeveragel: I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED
lil-mizz-jaye: ciderarts: the-aisu-overlord: Yep. Exactly. haha I saw this when it was down at 20 notes, and was about to reblog it, but I was like “I dunno, people might get mad at me.” But then I looked at the notes for this. The amount of
NO BECAUSE THEN ITS AWKWARD AND I GET SO UPSET. one time, when i was 12 i went to an all night skate at the rink but when i got there I figured out it was the next Saturday and there was like 20 people there and I was by myself for like half an hour and
aantoniagirlie:Tbt long walk+ needing to go BADLY. REALLY fitted jeans. They look cute but I was bursting! My bladder was like so swollen my tummy was aching! 🚽🚽I couldnt even walk properly ha ha! but held on & held on. &then I had to rush
pastabot:tbh i thought love was only true in fairy tales?? like meant for someone else but not for me.. Love was out to get me that was the way it seemed. but y’know.. disappointment haunted all my dreams. but then i saw her face and god… now i’m
I gonna tell you about my night ok
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
I was really needing sex so darfin came took me to his house and went deep and fingered me making me cum fof half an hour then I fell straight asleep and he just woke me up and its 1:40 am. I am vey out of it and sleepy and I feel like ive been ripped
last night I talked to my mom about going to a doctor and she was like yes that sounds like a good idea and I was kinda crying etc the usual and then this morning class was kind of weird and I felt sick like throwing up, but I feel like I shouldn’t
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh
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