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“Wh-who are you?†Ben asked, hoping the question wouldn’t make her stop. It must be a dream, this girl looked so much like his girlfriend Beth, but she had a maturity about her that was new. Not to mention her abundant breasts. It must be a
whistlefrog: Daily Bust 79 - Polt I automatically liked this side character, but thought she was a werewolf, so I was kinda ambivalent. Then she said she was a kobold, and I was like… that’s new, I love her. She looks like she wants a fight.
keiranightleys: There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis. She was like, “I’m sick. I have to go home.” And I was like, “No. Stay.” But she went home anyway, and then she died. So another thing I was right about.
grusobi, djeggen. I liked the episode, it was funny. But It left this taste in my mouth. Like the candy shell of an M&M, but then there wasn’t any chocolate. It was… frustrating. It felt like the first part of a two-parter to me, with a regular
tonysopranobignaturals:mrspider-deactivated20221213:veggietales was nuts bc sometimes ill forget it was thinly vieled christianity lessons but then i see a clip thats like “and then the son of god was born” and im like the What Was What you fucking
was only going to like this post but then i decided to reblog because i might have some US followers.
mrdegradation:Originally it was just going to be Pinkie making the “:I” face, but then I wanted to mess with the lines, then Surprise showed up and I was all “get the hell out of my image set”, but she kept popping back in so I was like “fuck
discount-supervillain: grusobi, djeggen. I liked the episode, it was funny. But It left this taste in my mouth. Like the candy shell of an M&M, but then there wasn’t any chocolate. It was… frustrating. It felt like the first part of a two-parter
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:ughsos:in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me
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i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
gurotrip replied to your post: “really missing my rabbit rn like i love my vibe but it’s just not the…”: i glanced over this post and was thinking pet rabbit and then i saw vibe and was like “hold on” and then
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have
hunkish:for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in
ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have
archiought: depraved-o: Guys, look, I was in a bookstore reading kids books and then I see this and I thought “Hey, this cowboy looks like Sam!" But then I see this one and I was “Hahaha, this one looks like Crowley!” And at last,
hunkish: for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED
gaarabaconclooney: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like
sea-and-hiki: rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute
cuckoldhusband: We had a guy come over for a threesome and his dick was about 2 inches longer then mine but it was like twice as thick. my wife was bent over on the bed like this BBW is but she was between my legs sucking my dick. well the guy went
rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute much smiles
justagoodsis: incestuous-creampie: My sister’s boyfriend found out about my desires for her and helped me fuck her. At first she was pissed, but then she started liking it. What’s her name?
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” When I was in fifth grade someone told me
mjstreetwalkerbaby: moonwalkingmichael: when i first heard 2000 watts I was like ‘omg this is a good song’ but then I learned it was about sex so then i just…. I’ll be honest, I HATED that song. I was like “Michael what the fuck were you
last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned on and for some reason we had sex but like anal and then I woke up and I was CONVINCED my ass hurt like even in my dreams he’s too big
all I want is a boyfriend who is romantic and tells me im beautiful when I wake up and posts pictures of me when im not looking with cute captions and shows up at my door with flowers
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
this is going to be terribly vague, but who was some actor that was popular in the summer of 2011 and everyone was fawning over him, but he was actually rather fugly? Idk, I feel like a person like that exists, but then once you’re on tumblr for
eggplont: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but
Was out clubbing with my BFF & as usual there’s some fine boys hanging around, & it’s always tough to choose. But then I saw this one watching who winked at me.I have this feeling about him & walk over. He’s like, “You
Okay so I was goin’ for a Ladybug refrence but then I noticed that this could be a hella rad Beauty and the Beast refrence so let’s just say I planned that
sexually-frustrated-doitsu: have you ever read a smut fic that ended up having a really good plot and destroyed your feelings and youre just like i didnt sign up for this shit all i wanted was my otp to do the butt thing
i like how sailor pluto is this very mysterious and dark senshi who shows up rarely and who’s sailor attack name is legit called “dead scream” but then u have chibiusa whose nickname for her is “puu”
thinking about how this dude followed me for years and was all in my DM’s constantly trying to get me to talk to him, always telling me “I’m thinking about buying your SnapChat” (ok great do it then?) but I never responded to his “hey” messages