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the-rev-jimmy-juice:Gotta get some of that Dirty Moonshine! Piss like nobody’s watching! Then submit those vulgar amber streams of salty nectar to: http://the-rev-jimmy-juice.tumblr.com/submit Piss is the new Squirt! But then again… Piss was
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teaandfailure: inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
bimbosanddolls: Heya, babe! I was, like, super mad at you because I found this bimbo porn on your computer. But then, I, like, started looking through it and it made me feel kind of horny. Before I knew it, I totally came, like, so many times looking
the-guardian-of-fun: sniffing: Twitter shoots back with #QueridaKellyOsbourne as Kelly Osbourne’s racist comment goes viral Wow…See at first I was like “yeah! Yeah!” And then I realized how racist it was? I get what she was trying to say but
myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount
also on the topic of discourse it really annoys me when TERFs are like “it’s just an opinion” or try to defend their shit in some way like that. Like if it was just an opinion and you didn’t constantly attack and demonize trans people then we
anxiety-unlimited: manaphy: bakrua: 2 feferi and an equius ok but seriously this post is so old i remember seeing this like over 3 years ago when i had like 32 followers and i was like “aw, im bad :(”, then i saw it again like a few months later
spearmint-milkshake:i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about
justanotherworthlessweirdo-deac:kendrixtermina:weirdcultstuff:I always kind of thought this but then he actually said it out loud like all that happened since I was 5 was an aberration. That was more than 20 years ago and even my earliest memories of
postcardsfromspace:error-404-fuck-not-found:legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing
shatteredprinciples: sp0okbat: Sometimes I wonder if I’m too old to look like this :\ … But then I remember I make more money then most people I know and have a lot to show for it. Hmm… ALL IT TOOK WAS BRAINS NOT LOOKS :P It’s official
bakrua:manaphy:bakrua:2 feferi and an equius ok but seriously this post is so old i remember seeing this like over 3 years ago when i had like 32 followers and i was like “aw, im bad :(“, then i saw it again like a few months later when i hit my
schmoooples:so i was at that part when you enter the fade and all those disgusting spiders are named after fearsand you have things like and and then it starts to get serious with and but then
i was wondering why m. bison was punching a pastel clad super saiyan 2 gohan, but then i realized it was guile. goddamn street fighter 2 looked like ass.
jacoboospina: knifeandlighter: i was wondering why m. bison was punching a pastel clad super saiyan 2 gohan, but then i realized it was guile. goddamn street fighter 2 looked like ass. that’s not Bison tho hahahaha it’s Balrog my man Nahnanah,
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
ungodlynoise: artemispanthar: crystal-gem-pearl replied to your post: anonymous said:Ok so today I was … and then the cast member was immediately fired because cast members aren’t allowed to break character like that Well yea maybe but they
niiikooooo replied to your post: I mean, far be it from me to contradic…then again, remember when they “pulled” Walnuts and Rain and the crew was like “whoops, no new episode tonight!” but then it aired anyway? CN is mysteriousok so it
biggerexpense: For the words she couldn’t share with no one else, I was there to listen… This was originally meant to be a screenshot redraw of Rose in Mr.Greg episode but then my brain was like: “…And let’s bring Pearl!” so now it’s these
that thriller album sold a million copies every week…for 40 weeks. every week!!! that should let ppl today know like “yall aint doing nothing out here”. just goes to show you that times where different back then. but then again mj was
labocat: radiosilenced: kat8cha: fyeahcapamerica: THE REAL HERO OF THE MOVIE I was all prepped for Steve to LOSE THE GUY BECAUSE HE WAS SAVING THE BOY but then the kid was like I can swim. The whole theater cheered. I have secret dreams and wishes
methlabrador: acidicmoon: i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live i think that might be how
schmoooples: so i was at that part when you enter the fade and all those disgusting spiders are named after fears and you have things like and and then it starts to get serious with and but then
discount-transorbital-lobotomy:sestra-act: sestra-act: This was an amazing space witch bath omg i had this bathbomb in my house for like 3 weeks because it was too pretty to use but then i did and it was worth it. omgggggg
onizenmaru: Can I just say that I love that everyone’s headcanon for kide!Ja’far was the he was a stoic, silent assassin, but then Sinbad no Boken came out and he was shown to be a foul-mouthed little shit and I’d just like to thank the mangaka
I bought some nail polish today and I had read that the brand was vegan and then I turned the bottle around and it said 2% milk So I was like WHAT, WHO PUTS MILK IN NAIL POLISH?? But it was just the name of the color….
squided: So… like… okay when I hear some SJWs talking about how “men are ____” and then starts that whole “but not all men” shit but anyway I was wondering, when you’re trying to explain that you don’t mean ALL men but just men in general,
spearmint-milkshake: i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about
feministfront: spearmint-milkshake:i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but
ultrafacts:catxtopia:ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts When I first read this I thought ‘heat’ was ‘heart’ and I was like, “aww that’s so romantic” but then I realized it was heat and now I am kinda disappointed.. Kleptothermy
southern-sideburns: OKAY SO I WAS AT THE THEATRE TODAY AND EVERYBODY WAS TALKING DURING TRAILERS ETC BUT THEN THE TRAILER OF HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 CAME ON SCREEN, LITERALLY THE WHOLE ROOM WENT SILENT, LIKE NO ONE WAS EVEN EATING POPCORNS AND WHEN
sestra-act: sestra-act: This was an amazing space witch bath omg i had this bathbomb in my house for like 3 weeks because it was too pretty to use but then i did and it was worth it.
romisardi: stylingayy: peterpanandlarry: I mean honestly how can you ship Larry and not reblog this?? I thought this was a picture, but then I realized that Louis was moving and it was just Harry looking at Louis like he’s a god. oh my
discount-transorbital-lobotomy: sestra-act: sestra-act: This was an amazing space witch bath omg i had this bathbomb in my house for like 3 weeks because it was too pretty to use but then i did and it was worth it. omgggggg
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i put in the slightly bigger (they say it’s medium, but hardly) plug and messed around with it and it felt so good. but then after i masturbated, my butt was like okay it’s time for it to come out. i kept pushing it back in but yeah, it just got pushed
thank you for the reassurances. it’s still bizarre for me. i mean i compartmentalize really well, so when i was working today i was fully present and engaged. but then i left and i was like…confused. i started calling my own respectability and
ask-thecrusaders: WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW. I was feeling terribly depressed but, an hour ago a gigantic box came out of nowhere and I was like “Huh? What the fludge is this now?” Then I read it was from my dear friend Tafkal
britheprincesss: discount-transorbital-lobotomy: sestra-act: sestra-act: This was an amazing space witch bath omg i had this bathbomb in my house for like 3 weeks because it was too pretty to use but then i did and it was worth it. omgggggg I need
