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incestuous-creampie: I was sort of afraid the only reason my brother fucked me the night before was that he was drunk, but then he woke me up by fucking me again until he left a load of sticky incest cum inside me again. It seems like he’s as ready
ladynehemah: My boyfriend was so progressive, its one of the things I liked most about him. He was always so compassionate, always looking for ways to make the world a better place. But even then, I was nervous about his newest idea, despite the
drivenbyboredom: First Beiber was on the Daily Show, then Shaq was Tweeting about how great his movie was and now this. Maybe Beiber backlash has gone so far that he’s now hip in like an ironic way. I don’t really understand but I wonder if pretty
pastelgamer: pastelgamer: the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha”
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
Idk ppl I yolo’ed her so much just bc I saw this dress and was like “damn son, I wanna draw someone in this thing” then I doodled Lapis in a version of it but u prolly won’t see that one drawing cauz it was made in Drawpile while I was drawing
naughtyvixens: I like it and I do what I like, And then you do what I like, And you like it ill have some new porn for you kids tomorrow, i promise but for now i’m bringing this back because i still rly like it and i want it on my blog again :v
Tbh I still think about that time that I hooked up with this one white guy who was in the navy and afterwards he was like “wow that was great…you’re a little hairy…but great” and my self esteem literally shatteredddddBut then I saw
I keep having such awful dreams wtf. When I woke up this morning I was so scared I couldn’t move
tfw the artist you made fanart for reblogs other peoples fanart instantly but only likes yours then ignores it
tricktster:its-spelt-like-k-a-i-t:tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD
tomlinscunt: I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER
victoryroom replied to your post “goddammit gideon is so terrible and so goddamn irresponsible I am SO…” i liked him at first but then he left and i was like wow fuck off yeah idk. I always got a bad feeling about him, but I couldn’t
wocinsolidarity: storyofagayboy: LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The
zoans: happy birthday to my birthday buddy and precious bones brook! (03/04) OKAY SO THIS GIFSET WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BROOK’S PAST AND EVERYONE DISAPPEARING BUT THEN HE FOUND THE STRAW HATS (A NEW FAM) BUT LIKE IDEK WHAT HAPPENED if the gifs
definitelynotcool: rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
itssexualhour: i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
definitelynotcool:rufiohswithmilk:When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
lannistere: And then we met you, and it was like he woke up. You couldn’t see it, because you’d never known him any different. But I saw it. Hodge saw it. Alec saw it - why do you think he hated you so much? It was like that from the second we met
loveismyjudge: I was like “she looks like me eeeeee” then realised it was me hahahaha it’s weird appearing on my own dash but hey
didi-is-spiffy: Every time I talk about race some white person says something like “you have to focus on the bigger issue” at first I was like what is secret bigger issue you all keep bringing up? But then I realized it was just code for “talk
I was supposed to leave here but I didnt because I have a story so yesterday I was facebook stalking this girl because she was pretty and her girlfriend is super pretty so I was like WOW HOTTEST COUPLE UGH and facebook stalked then just now I got a friend
yesterday darfin was super lovey and when we were driving home from our date he reached over and started rubbing my thigh (and sometimes higher) and when we parked he was kissing my neck and I almost died he’s so unf then after he was cuddling
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
wow I wished I lived in a city so then I could sit on top of actual buildings and actually observe STUFF but no I have to live in a boring suburb and the only rooftop I can sit on is my own and observe the grass and trees and other houses just sitting
schmuserin replied to your post: sometimes i wonder how id look like wi… I wondered the same thing and then I cut it short and it was the best decision I could have made! It does poof up but it’s cute that way too ^_^ awww thats so cute ;u;
it’s always such a huge hassle for me to get people to pay for their commissions in a prompt manner, i used to not have a rule for it then i made it something like 72 hours but then even that was abused and people would make excuses and then not pay
adventuresofcomicbookgirl: wouldyouliketoseemymask: At first I thought they were going to make fun of him and I was about to get angry but then Wonder Woman was like “yeah, my outfit is pretty awesome”. Diana is the best but we already knew that
daughterwatson: plot twist: mary was not actually going to shoot sherlock but then he said “no you won’t” like the smartass he is so she was like “oh fuck that’s it now i’m really going to shoot him”
Last night I went to see charli xcx and she was like ‘I don’t know if anyone here’s on ecstasy but..’ and then apparently I was like the only one who started screaming yep you can’t fucking take me anywhere I’m
diacetyl-morphine: Last night I went to see charli xcx and she was like ‘I don’t know if anyone here’s on ecstasy but..’ and then apparently I was like the only one who started screaming yep you can’t fucking take me anywhere I’m a mess
The other day I was explaining a brief history of fairies to my partner and I was like “I know this sounds crazy but it’s really not there’s so much historical evidence” and then he pulls out his phone like “wait I’m about to record you this
acidfame: I was gunna delete the post but then I re-read it and I was like why are y’all so butthurt like ok
