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lostinnumberz: yachirobi: bloodlooksblackinmoonlight: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: humorstaff: Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never i was gonna ask if the thong was really necessary, but then i realized it’s none of my business
cybuggin: one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats
pluronmyface: tumblesimply: Prophet like it’s hot i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
herhmione: idk i just have a problem with people shitting on james for being a bully when he was fifteen years old but then excusing snape for being a bully when he was thirty one like do u see the problem here THIS!!!!!!
AYE ,I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR PROBLEM IS BUT YOU WANT TO START ACTIN FUNNY TOWARDS ME AND ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME. .I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND BUT THEN YOU WANT TO BE A TWO FACED ASSWHOLE AND RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ME?!?!WHY DONT YOU BE A REAL
honchcrow: omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
wouldyouliketoseemymask: At first I thought they were going to make fun of him and I was about to get angry but then Wonder Woman was like “yeah, my outfit is pretty awesome”.
i-kool-kat:eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
My friend let me use his Pottermore account because he accidentally made two in the beginning (I don’t know) and I was just placed in Hufflepuff….I think that was just the last place I saw myself.I feel like I would love it, but then get
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
ninjaelsanna: Elsa started to wonder if Anna knew what “personal space” was, but then she figured out why she was acting like that.
ourdirtysecret1: So this was a first. Fucked her with her plug in she was scared at first but then told me she liked having both holes filled!!!! More to come maybe!
encarvedinthestars: so i was talking to this girl in my art class and i was like “i want to go to college in england” and then she said “but wouldnt you have to learn another language?” another language
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
thepurpah: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
juvenile-reactor: juvenile-reactor: 30 I was thinking about man bun at first and I did a sketch but then I looked at it and I was like “who is this”so I did ponytail instead hahah
weirdlyghostly: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
dandywondrous: mothensidhe: brotherbluerose: Guys you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples
caseyanthonyofficial: One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
escapeintothestars: ag-rafka: al-the-stuff-i-like: silver-the-little-monster: bellah-doesnt-know: I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better I wonder how many people don’t get this But I could never forget are you kidding
Her words made me flinch, but then I saw the look on the gorgeous older woman’s face was one of delight and surprise instead of what I’d feared. My cock hung down like a thick trunk, not fully hard, but not soft either. She’d awoken too much excitement
severalgoblins: i just got a text from someone i didnt know that said “happy birthday!” so i was like “wrong number but happy birthday to whomever this was meant for” and then i just got another text from a different unknown number that said
tiana-danced-with-bucky: passmemorechampagne: rekhless: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month
c0mmandercat: wouldyouliketoseemymask: At first I thought they were going to make fun of him and I was about to get angry but then Wonder Woman was like “yeah, my outfit is pretty awesome”. Love everything about this situation.
tyleroakley: hello—camille: iheart-stonefield: ”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay
lilfruta: grilledcheese4evr: lilfruta: shugarskull: drakefanclub: Europe according to penis size tagged/ref /buys plain ticket to Hungary At first I thought this was inches and I was like freaking out but then I realized it’s only in centimeters
brood-mother: tredlocity: at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying who cares about the
samcoz2: imaginary-jadey: tumboner: ranga-sauce: #OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS FISH BUT THEN IT WASN’T FISH at first i was like oh why does this have so many notes OH MOTHER OF GOD REALLY Sims 2 lol
old-manrupee: No but I remember Mewtwo in this scene was like “At last we meet. Well met cousin, but on this day I cannot hide my grievances against you and so I have decided that the only recourse is violence, what say you in this matter?” And then
youaremynirvana: i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his