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surprisebitch: when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser
maxwelllabs: i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
sugarspicenotallnice: myechi: princessoffloral: collectiveassbutts: earthswinds: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” So am I allowed
m4rcianos: rose0x0x: elikaruna: omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then and then omg reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!
misehry: 5:51 am, I’m scared, because I don’t want anybody to find out that I’m not as happy as everybody thinks I am.
sassykardashian: *secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)
cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for
lastseasonsloser: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: mishasminions: IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN YES SO GOOD!!!!!
katlynisawesum: Throwing LIVE male chicks away because they can’t produce eggs. This is WRONG.
chicksandlabels: spinsterprivilege: cinnamonxwolf: iswearimnotnaked: If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t
big foreheads allow you to absorb more sunlight because there is more surface area there for you are glowing and have more vitamin D then those freaks with a small forehead go to hell
emojustinyoung: If you don’t like Arctic Monkeys you’re lying to yourself. Josh Homme likes them, Julian Casablancas likes them, Dave Grohl likes them. And of course you can’t argue with anything Dave Grohl says because fuck you he was in Nirvana.
fauthist: MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU MAKES YOU TO A SHITTY PERSON GO BUY PERSONALITY BYE
iamthefreshestprince: i-am-mystery: soletsfreefall: it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS WHAT. what the fuck did you think it was
factota: “i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”
littlezombiekid: the-uncensored-she: Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male
ronthedistance: contagiousserenity: thenaebyrd777: onewordtest: Oh well okay then Good job Disney channel WOOO HOOO!!!!!!! This show got cancelled because of this no literally they canceled the show and a five year old actor was receiving death
firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
mrbutts: ohstephyy: my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video. this is the most important video of my life
johnocallahgans: does anyone else regret not attending concerts that happened before you were even a fan of the band because I do and it hurts
robertplantseyes: If you ever feel stupid just remember that my dad attended a Led Zeppelin concert in 1977 and after the show ended he went up to Jimmy Page and called him Led Zeppelin because he thought that was his name.
vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true
slayboybunny: everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
monicalewinsky1996: brooklynboobala: monicalewinsky1996: Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.
chocolatecottoncandy12: He’s nodding because he now knows his destiny
tooweak-tosurvive: I love this picture because of the shadow. Chris is just a silhouette, but we know it’s him from the silly bun, the nose, and the expression. Sometimes I remember that this is all I really know about him; just the person he presents
actualcrutchie: being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.
mazarinedrake: purpleshehulk: prussianinamerica: I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason. It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.It
scenicroutes: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: daddys-rainbow-princess: His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets,
juilan: Because a piece of gum told me to
the-rain-monster: soft-goth-ryou: carnivaldog: gameandwatch: dirtycartunes: wtf how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.This is super badass, goddang. These
margotkim: In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.
teensprout: “why are you wearing that” because im beautiful and i know what im doing
whoneedsfeminism: I feel we all need feminism because, we still just see each other as genders rather than people.
straightwhiteboyproblems: saxymama: why do straight white boys take so many pictures with fish Because whoever has the biggest and best fish gets the hottest girl
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
tennants-hair: *watches entire film because fave actor has 43 seconds of screen time in it*
wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna: halalbacon: College kids be like Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then
mikel-calm-luk-astin: if you don’t think Michael Clifford is attractive, good because once you do there’s no turning back and you’re stuck in the vortex of never ending burning passion, love, and sexual desire for him and it eats you alive
thatshipcalleddignity: illumise: What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it? This may have just changed my life
urulokid: high-hannah: stunningpicture: Who never thought about this? This bothers me flame doesn’t cast a shadow because it’s NOT A SOLID OBJECT it’s a CHEMICAL REACTION you MEDIEVAL PEASANTS
hallow-queer: toomanyfeelings: You can be depressed and not feel sad or blue. Depression can also be a haze of sleepiness, distractedness/obsessiveness cycles, and a twinge of irritability that can be hard to recognize because you might already be a
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
sexy-fruit: I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago. But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they
internetsgreatesthits: do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
istillloveparamore: probably their strongest marketing era because literally all you had to do was put riot all over everything to make it a popular merch item
internetgirll: being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart
myfirstpubichair: pyro83: Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck? because youre racist
trust: thick thighs because chicken fries
trekkiee: mcroosa: Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER
brutalboobs: silhouettes-of-my-soul: here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful
pearswhy: explaining anxiety is the fucking worst because you feel like an idiot for being bothered by the things that bother you but it’s such an intense fear right at your core so you have to go through all of these other levels of yourself to try
psiioniic: littlecrowofdoom: psiioniic: lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus
thisiswhiteculture: because white people are never comfortable with black people succeeding it’s their kryptonite
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
thanksforsayingthat: slammingscreendoors: thanksforsayingthat: Other than her friends Taylor can’t hang out with her own brother without the media linking them together romantically. I always wondered how the media even got away with this because
