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"We asked the boys from One Direction to visit Africa, to see for themselves how, for thousands of babies, a simple vaccine costing just £5 can mean the difference between life and death . . .” x
useless-norwayfacts: useless-norwayfacts: useless-norwayfacts: each time i see someone writing “puppy” as “pupper” im deeply disturbed because pupper means boobs in norwegian apologies to everyone who didnt realise this until now bonus:
regulusfuckingblack: carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer: hornyspice: mirandaisnothere: hornyspice: shine bright like a diamond Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect. reflect bright like a diamond you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting
ciarachimera: balladofwormzlp: bakedandbipolar: every.single.one.of.these ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr I always laugh at this because the guy looks like a cartoon version of Dexter Morgan.
elf-in-mirror: This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous
yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
istillloveparamore: bostonflavor: Last but not least, this one. I love this photo, because it really captures the amazement in this fan’s eyes as Hayley brought her up on stage to sing during Misery Business. I just think it’s really awesome how
comfortspringstation: “No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally
twatswag: i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
fartgallery: hopscotch is my favorite game because i hate shapes and i hate numbers so being able to stomp on a combination of the two is everything i could ask for
thinsquids: I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
dee-lirious: team-joebama: officialspaghetti: FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation #YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gailsimone: lyrique86: Birthday Mom: I want BLACK Barbie. Not Barbie’s black friend, BLACK BARBIE. Boss: Done and done. And every child at that party believed I was the real Barbie. Not Barbie’s black friend, The Barbie. Because black girls
tonystarktrek: thejollity: FUN FACT! Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. Basically, when you eat pineapples,
subculturalqueer: I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters
imhavingafuckingball: Cries because I’m not Eddie Vedder.
getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record
jamietheignorantamerican: strike-blade: jamietheignorantamerican: i-am-momo-senpai: Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades. why must you hurt me this way That
trenchcoatinimpala: things you don’t point out about people: acne cuts Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being??? fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny
drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail
someidiotontheinternet: principiosrotos: my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never
daximed: Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
aggressive-zebra: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
bellecosby: #everyone’s childhood in one post if you don’t recognize anyone in this set its probably past your bed time because you’re obviously like five
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
deeplooks-shallowthoughts: this quote is on my door because i never want to forget it
salparadisewasright: tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten: The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none
spacemuffinz: givemeinternet: Temps are supposed to drop tonight so someone in Ottawa, Ontario is placing these around the city it’s stuff like this that almost brings a tear to my eye because people can be so sweet and if that’s a handmade scarf
svtcliff: daft punk is cute because: robots singing but wait there’s more: robots singing about love
stunningpicture: This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…
bandsareprettyrad: it sucks being single and awkward because all you see is cute couples and you’re just there like making bad jokes and laughing by yourself.
pagingpage: dontafraidtocare: If you need me I’ll be crying because this is perfect. I scrolled past this last last night and it didn’t even phase me…. DOH
snapchatting: girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean
rinthedrowpriestess: sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said “It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s
dontactlikewewerenothing: cocomocoa: m0rdin: spicy-vagina-tacos: Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women
thetygre: Remember that moment in Totally Spies where Jerry though the spies were dead? And he kept trying to write letters to their parents to let them know that their teenage daughters had died? Except he couldn’t because he kept breaking down out
newyorksjojo: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive”
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
whathappensnext-its-a-lovestory: oreoofficial: girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact why do you think we bleed once a month
fleshmorph: i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
bedussey: OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have
queerserket: i love the phrase ‘came out’ in terms of gender/sexuality because it sounds like ur a cool new movie or something. ‘i came out 3 months ago’ cool are u available on dvd yet
alecstasy: i like taking really hot showers because it reminds me of home (hell)
kurt-is-my-beautiful-boy: “He [Kurt Cobain] talked about how ugly he thought he was all of the time. I remember one day he looked in a mirror and almost shed a few tears because he was so uncomfortable in his own skin. He was really insecure. This
1innea: emohighschoolstudent: 1innea: Hey guys think if all girls would give you blowjobs and have sex with you and stop right before you came do you know how shitty that would be because that’s what you do to us 90% of the time step up your fucking
kidlea: “why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch
frushead: oh-so-polite-indeed: frugalsciante: Oh my god, I knew he was referencing to that! I just knew it! D: aaaah noooes damn it Anthony! I just cried 1 hour because of this. He felt REALLY bad and sad. I just want to be in that moment of the
grass10: grass10: my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest my brother is in the United States Marine Corps
okaywork: stopthisgirl: themotherfuckinfox: his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit Johan
To all the girls afraid of going to the gym because they are self conscious: Go there and kick ass. You're beautiful, be proud. Its your body, this is for you. Not for the people who are at the gym, not for anyone else, you. Focus on you. Who gives a
richbitchgossard: if you try to google “young matt cameron” system 32 will crash because your computer cannot process any sense of aging therefore cannot differentiate young matt from old matt.
4quarius: Magical pond that changes color with the weather Kent Shiraishi took these photos of the Blue Pond, a beautiful body of water in Hokkaido, Japan. Blue Pond receives so much attention because of its shimmering blue hue, which changes into
is-getting-old: eva-420: i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over every time i read this i laugh a little
braydaaan: significantmelancholy: nevver: Where you feel it bringing this back because important wow
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
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