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I’ve realized how much I just want to focus on education and myself but won’t be able to because I will have to manage 18 credits and at least 30 hour job to survive. Really hate not being able to value things.
basically me on a t-shirt
justgot1: rainnecassidy: unpretty: pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some
inkovert: hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ so pls reblog
punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
soupery: soupery: i know its stupid but im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ONBECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed
I didn’t realize this at first, since I was screaming internally.The box-thing was still set on the final “crush” question of the game.Star never truly answered to that, because of the battle that ensued.Until she actually did (accidentally) at
zasshu: Playing baseball with an Ipad? Clearly the fucks Eli gives are very small. (And I’m secretly crying because I know I will never be rich enough to do crap like this.)
Only reblogging because JB is perfection (T^T) *creys* her butt is too close to my babies tushi
i just got this mini heart attack because i was trying to reblog something on someones blog and i accidentally pressed the unfollow button aksjdlas imsosorry
I really dislike how people misinterpret Ayato. He is really not that bad and he isn’t the only one who forces Yui to do things. Yes, he is an asshole, but ALL the brothers are assholes. But how is he not that bad? I mean it sounds like youre trying
sweetfear: I came back because you called me.
brucespringsteendotcom:sundays are fun because you get more scared with every passing hour
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
I mean actually both leo and black people are overdue many many oscars tbh
thebootydiaries: spankinggod: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this Yeah, because why educate when we can lash out with being overly sensitive? Some people…
raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.
duxwontobey:Representation shouldn’t be a quota and just ‘cause a show doesn’t have at least one of everything doesn’t mean it’s problematic suddenly. I also wanna enjoy my damn taste in dnd podcasts, I can’t think of anything about Critical
snaokidoki: certifiedhypocrite: idk what to name dis. I just went with “Vier” because it means 4 in German. But yeah I often fantasize about a setting wherein everyone can freely modify their appearances and stuff.I’m not sure what I’m doing
Sometimes you get a certain Snapchat and you’re just like“Did this person mean to send this to me or was this supposed to go to the next name down”
madgastronomer: elodieunderglass: finoliatav: elodieunderglass: rachelladytietjens: elodieunderglass: So I had the strangest dream this weekend and nobody understands me so I need to share it with you because you might. Press J to skip this post
commanderfreddy: tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with
lioness-in-the-rain: Sunbathing through the open window, because it means that I get to do it naked… (Can it please be summer already?🙈)
abomination-station: the sexy monster genre may not be my thing, but I do have a certain respect for what Guillermo Del Toro is doing with the shape of water, because while cowardly media like twilight will remove all signs of monster qualities to make
It's really cute when you find stretch marks somewhere not very usual like arms or shoulders because it means you grow fatter IN EVERY WAY
thehumon: The Angel and Demon hierarchy poster is finally for sale here http://scandia.store/product/angels-and-demons-poster I mainly based the angel hierarchy on “The Ruling Princes of The Nine Celestial Orders” because it’s the only hierarchy
celticpyro: raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.
fuzzynecromancer: tabularojo: fuzzynecromancer: Hoping the ancient Greeks were right about the afterlife because it means that when we die we will get to pet a dog. Cerberus, while he is a very good boy, is a working/service dog so you can’t pet
carolschewie: sakebytheriver: So, Titans Beast Boy is 15 which is fine I dont care that a 23 year old is playing a teenager I’m ok with it because it means a child isnt exposed to the industry, but Raven in the show is also 15 and her actor is 15
randomencounters: xensilverquill: so i walked into the lab today and i did a double take because i saw a friend a tiny friend a tiny origiami dragon friend TINY GOOD GREEN BOI!! Encounter: an extremely small Green Dragon
totallynotagentphilcoulson:mockiato-deactivated20200315:pruane2:The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and
verytinybun:jetfluffed:I saw someone on Twitter say “only fat ppl and weirdos like the cold”….Well guess what bitch I’m BOTH SO WHAT?!😩I’m a weirdo for sure! I like the cold because it means more snuggles! 🥰
inneskeeper:inneskeeper:sethprotector:inneskeeper:“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
There are times where I’m glad people can’t read my mind. Why? Because oddly enough, I would let him cum all over me so many times and I’m usually not into that. It was that hot. I’m that attracted to him.
ruinedchildhood: gottalovesteak: buzzfeedcanada: legitimately can’t decide the meme doesnt specify whether or not the deepfryer is turned on so ill go with that choice because that means, semantically, you indeed have the option to turn it off, just
kaguramutsuki: i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content
daddyssassycumslut: Fulfilling a special request. More ass ☺ Hope you all like my butt 💕 oh and I threw some tits in there because I mean look at em…
spookycamilleon: okay but seriously when i want a hug what i really want is a Ghibli hug. because i mean- Ghibli Hugs Look Like The Greatest Hugs in the WORld
Sophia Lares. She has a horrible tit job, which I think is kind of hot because it means she doesn’t care what happens as long as men check her out.
alaric1960: fae-kisses: conclusivechaos: tiara-dreams: bdsmbeautifullybound: I did not write this article but have kept it with me for a very long time because it means so much to me. I hope you enjoy it and see submission, and why people choose this
neptitudeplus:“There’s a problem if you can see my tongue,” she says. “Because that means I’ve got no food in my mouth and nothing on its way to my ginormous belly!”
alissabuns: Day 03 of #NauthMaresNight a compilation of all main MLP girls in halloween costumes, with Human, Anthro and Pony images for everyone! Captain Shimmer, because anthro means bigger boobs! my waifu! <3 ///<3
tabletorgy-art: i can be your angle or yuor devil get it? because Majin means devil eat me~ <3 <3 <3
tobiasslash:Will not colour illustration. Because I need Hannigram porn picture))))))
lol I really tried not to laugh at this because I mean…. /b/…. but… alas.
lesbianshepard:if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash
actualdogvines: This is my pup, Tolee. He is a Shih Tzu who lives for car rides and refuses to be left home if we are going out. This is his signature photo. I tend to take too many photos of him because I mean… Look at him. Also, he only has one eye
In a way I’m kinda glad cuck has become the go-to insult in some parts of the internet, because that means it has become a derogatory, insulting termcuckold fans are mental illness and they should all be murdered
Some people I know are already mad that Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man are getting popular, and some of them are mad because that means it’s going to attract the garbage fans who ship and draw weird-ass fanart and talk about “OCs” and “AUs”
i just used the expression red-blooded american and it was kind of confusing because i mean really, does every other nationality bleed green or ochre or something?
anime-admiral: OH MY GOD he wants to destroy the world because his first boy crush went out with someone else Come ON, he was just being nice, he knew you didn’t like curry so he went with someone who did Everything that happened from there on
cigarjon: smokinghawt: Getyer Roxoff in TO said: I love it when Daddy comes home and screams “Honey, I’m home.” Because that means that wherever I am and whatever I’m doing, I need to come running so that he can fuck me and work off some of
darkfiretaimatsu: Let’s just say you shouldn’t hold out for a cutie mark in food preparation, Meanie~Other things I don’t eat include rocks, metal, meat, bugs, and okra! Because, I mean, geez. Okra. Gluh~ xD
