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luciferhxmmings: can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
magicalbeautifulkibi: ive-been-tired: kuneria: Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever
istillloveparamore: youtubenutcase: Hayley Williams getting hit by beach balls on Parahoy oMG I LITERALLY HAD LIKE TEN WHACK ME IN THE FACE BECAUSE TAYLOR WAS KICKING THEM INTO THE CROWD LOL BUT OMG IT ACTUALLY HURT A LOT
shescyrus: Miley gets upset because she says that a fan got in trouble for taking pictures
slayboybunny: being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
eppyissocoollike: Whenever you think your life is bad just remember that at school everyone yells “Mick Jagger porn” at me because when I was in 8th grade I plugged in my lap top for a presentation and that was in my search history
foolish-arachni: jessica-messica: zagreussits: How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part
trash-pile: i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable
nirvananews: Interviewer: “What is your favorite track on the album?”Kurt Cobain: “I think I like ‘Territorial Pissings’ the best. It’s just an ode to women and my appreciation of them. Not just because I like to have relationships
trekkiee: mcroosa: Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED [HEADBUTTS
kaalashnikov: callmeoutis: kaalashnikov: ryleighisme: kaalashnikov: maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods Maybe you’re pregnant I’m an aromantic asexual who has
fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
niplostic-cancer: nevermindbleachinutero: “When Kurt Cobain was alive he was known as the mysterious, quiet rocker. When he died he was known as a depressed drug addict. Kurt Cobain didn’t use drugs because the drugs used him. I don’t think anyone
posiprinces: toboldlysplitinfinitive: Some ducks because you are sad thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER
thebeatlesforlife: sorongz-itsright: reblogging because of this ^^^
paranoidshow: For those who booed Courtney last night. Have you ever seen Nirvana at Reading 1992? Don’t you remember Kurt asking the crowd to send a message of love to his wife because of all the harsh things that media was talking about her? Do you
jpgay: woodlandsway: jpgay: we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠ oh shit rebekah watch out
babygoatsandfriends: gitchygitchygoomeans: happyperson023: gitchygitchygoomeans: sectumseverus19: p0king-sm0t: dolly-kitten: SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat Goats make me laugh because when they make goat
babeimgonnaleaveu: “If I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me,
kurt-is-my-beautiful-boy: “He [Kurt Cobain] talked about how ugly he thought he was all of the time. I remember one day he looked in a mirror and almost shed a few tears because he was so uncomfortable in his own skin. He was really insecure. This
punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to
I’m not sorry for my constant reblogging of Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder as of late. Why Because I’m trying to make your life even better 👍
allweseemtodoistalkaboutsex: Because death inspires me, like a dog inspires a rabbit.
Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave
uhhmanndurr: tw0doorcinema-slut: How can someone be so perfect forever reblog because everything about her is fucking PERFECT.
lookatthewords: thempress: bbones: ryulongd: m0rdin: spicy-vagina-tacos: Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however
yohoyohoadisneylifeforme: magicalserendipity: One day in Disneyland I decided to hunt down all the Princesses because I was so inspired with this photo series “#followmeto.” So I present to you the DISNEY PRINCESS VERSION OF IT! It took me a day
2000-magic-things: the only reason i’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
dancingformilk: shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it
severingsnapes: sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
subtle: welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad
fuckin-kisses: world-islove: 500daysofemily: this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad I’m gonna fucking cry I can’t wait
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
eternalravendreamer: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS
fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
to-salsabeel: “They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead” #BURN
towritelesbiansonherarms: iswearimnotnaked: bookworm8199: iswearimnotnaked: because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ
yelyahwilliams: I have waited at least 25 years to wear Calvin’s peaking out of baggy pants and a crop top. I only want to do the 90’s proud. Also, I wore my Calvin’s inside out so that the logo would be backwards because I think I’m punk or
dunflower: twenty one pilots are literally never going to break up because even if one time tyler is serious when he tells josh he’s out of the band he’ll never believe him and twenty one pilots will never die
alittledivided: Im thankful my best friend was on camera duty when we saw Soundgarden in May because she caught Ben being spectacular!!!
amadaun23: Derek von Essen: November 4, 1989, Toronto at the Apocalypse Club. With the stage on a six-inch riser and bodies crammed around me, I used a 28mm wide angle because I was TOO close. Chris Cornell had me up his nose for at least an hour.
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found
masserror: theatrefetish: thegirlwithkittyears: thegirlwithkittyears: people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when
therudestbuddhist: don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years,
bloodylockers: have you ever loved a band to the point where you can’t watch their live performances or music videos because you get this feeling in your chest and it feels like everything is ending and you can hardly breathe
yonceyall: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you or maybe just a guy who isn’t stupid
catman-macca: “My transvestite period. The only reason I wear a dress is because it’s comfortable and I look pretty.” - Kurt Cobain
praises: YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND
songofages: drinkandthedevil: OH MY GOD Reblog this everytime because of the cat’s expression omg.
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
kaisertheshepherd: He’s crying (not whining, crying) because I’m eating almonds and they came in a zip up resealable bag the same shape and size as his dog treats and I’m not sharing. He thinks I’m eating dog treats. And it’s really hurting
senpai-with-benefits: malicewondrland: A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day: I wish