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best-of-text-posts: princesszeldafitzgerald: OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART MOLLY STEWART
icantbelieveijoined: trevorstmcgoodbody: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THE END
nirvana-told-me-to-nevermind: I saw this post with Eddie’s head but thought that Stone would look better here because he had a grammy in his basement
partism: I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
aliciaaadani: skynoise: The cat looks like it’s wearing circle lenses like how Because it’s a cat
lizthefangirl: itsmydarkesthour: hippies-like-us: kuneria: Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known. Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling
can-grow-a-beautiful-shell: The guy whose phone was used by Eddie to take selfies said that he called his own phone with a friend’s cell while Eddie was taking pictures because he wanted to know how to get his phone back: however, Ed declined the call
abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on
panicpilots: does anyone else hear songs differently after hearing them live in concert like they will never be the same to you again because at the concert the singer screamed a lyric that’s not screamed in the studio version of a song so you find
transreyna: onlinegf: why are 15 year olds so angry because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that
shouldnt: shouldnt: Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr MOM PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHATS FUNNY BECAUSE IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU
gekkokurage: when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that so ofc because he was proud he sparkled when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling
lameust: rnessage: be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
rotatingfloor: theanchorisgettingheavy: rotatingfloor: found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse. shut your
magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
rebelliousbieber: my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience
sonicpinballparty: mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist
fleshmorph: i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
lordoftheinternet: i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
illest: I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.
frienclzone: choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
jayda95: all-because-we-fell-in-love: floozys: vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going
ruinedchildhood: is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
mitten: calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already
sasquatchgang: Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill spray painted “Kurt smells like teen spirt man” on a wall in Kurt Cobains apartment because that’s the type of deodorant his girlfriend wore and he didn’t know it was a deodorant and thought it sounded
donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
laynethomasstaley: During Dirt, recording vocals, Layne and I got into arguments. He’d come in loaded on heroin, and I told him I didn’t want him to sing on heroin. He could use heroin afterward, but when he sang he had to be somewhat together because
princess-kayjay: I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
planetary-party: mikeywoah: why is there so many hate blogs? why is there so many hate? Because those people haven’t experienced petting a dog
babeimgonnaleaveu: “If I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me,
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
xbean: ablogfortwolovers: WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make
superunknovvn: “The video for that song was one of the lamest ever made. It really sucked.” - Kim Thayil “Making this video was fun because we were in a steel foundry. And there was like a black cancer dust all over everything. We’re all
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
fuck-benedict: not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole cutting off a friendship that
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
didthatrhinoforgethissunglasses: lifeaslindz: aber-flyingtiger: rupeerose: teafortrouble: megg33k: I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole
rupsidaisy: plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
nextyearsgirl: “I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway”
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
sluttiestkitten: all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you
aconnormanning: prokopetz: anarchydiver: The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey. PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES A related fun
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
frozen-fractals-all-around: a-different-kind-of-royalty: If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just
marrymejimmypage: who made this because they deserve a fucking award
caseyanthonyofficial: I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so
soulraped: s0mething-rad: fuckyeahrainbowhair: fallingfate: rapeculturemakesmeangry: This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
vuls: birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
sir-hathaway: gymleaderkyle: colorfulkesha: OMFG I CANT WAIT Who the hell did her hair because its amazing
lacigreen: iheartfallopiantubes: because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too shine bright like a diamond
beccamakalapua: punkasslouis: punkasslouis: I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved
