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factota: “i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”
awardweiner: i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
sassydragon: sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe
heathicorn: apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the
your-daisyfreshgirl: When did he stop treating you like a princess? Domestic violence and abuse can happen to anyone, but the vast majority of victims are young girls and women simply because they are “the weaker sex”. Did you know: On average, 2
angrynerdyblogger: I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
fantastcbeasts: you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for
radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
princessoffloral: collectiveassbutts: earthswinds: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” So am I allowed to walk around adult women who
tippi1992: “We called him Vicious because he wasn’t Vicious, he’s just a big baby who eats sweets. Look at him.” Photo © Adrian Boot
juilanne: i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
marblechemist: labyrinth-of-lucifer: I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because
shinykari: onceuponabopper: Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
oh-layne: then-a-demon-came-to-him: ”Even though the themes on the Mad Season record might be dark, it’s a dark beauty and people connect with that because everybody has walk through darkness at some point. It’s part of being a human being but
the-vedder-effect: Stone, because.. C U T E N E S S
joetrohnam: my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
bl-ushed: reasons to date me 1. eyebrow game is hella strong 2. because I said so 3. pls
igotmemoriesigotshit: Ed…just because!
scartissuesupernova: i don’t care if you have listend to this band your enitre life tbh at the end of the day music and this band in particular are very important to me, so don’t tell me not to post about red hot chilli peppers because i will. favourite
avaticancameo: vintage-laugh-track: avaticancameo: Okay but they look like two scared toddlers I am laughing harder than I should Yeah, because people around them are being killed and they are probably scared and worried for their own life’s. Haha
tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
snowglakes: im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like
witchcraftand-wizardry: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
mytra-fallen-angel: stunningpicture: My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting. This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long they’ve stopped teaching it where I live
gerardaye: i love twenty one pilots because their lyrics are so easy to relate to like when you feel anxious when youre feeling depressed when YOURE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS just this twenty one pilots man
unfrickable: do not sexualize young girls.yes, I am kink shaming you. because you should be ashamed of yourselffor sexualizing young girls, andno one’s sexual liberation is more importantthan protecting young girls.
illbeoutback: If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech. But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear
victorsparade: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO Because with everything going on in the world (the Christian
fingerbacksnap: if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
stansusedbloggingemporium: When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t
draumbouy: the-porcelain-empress: White couples that adopt non-white kids If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take
julieidk: if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough
basedgosh: dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
stop-chicken-nugget-abuse: nevvzealand: happy birthday someone I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began
way-harsh-tai: Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’. What she did at
nirvananews: “If you throw one more shoe or one more coin, I’m gonna turn on my guitar amplifier and leave for an hour and it’s gonna be massive feedback for an hour, because when one rotten apple in the class fucks it up, the rest have to
420calum: So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a
buzzedfeed: this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring
swarnpert: punk: rebelling against authority pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends
niallerls: MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES
hemmogod: if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot
you-do-you-boo-boo: have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
sluttiestkitten: all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you
dylxn-obrien: “I think at some point the name Saint came up because we thought he’d be a saint if he waited to arrive until his dad was home from tour, and he did. The name suits him. Meagan is a natural mom and it’s amazing to watch her with
mrsfadedglory: “…where could it go? What are the possibilities? I still think that’s why we’re making music together, because we’re still wondering where it might go.” - Eddie Vedder As photographed by Lance Mercer 1992-1995
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
dutchbag: babyslime: cyprith: basedgaben: garconniere: tothecabaret: 1930’s Teen Delinquents i.e. life role models I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever. That girl in the chair seems like such a
gnny: are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
pearl-jelly: “Women seem wicked when you’re not wanted” is my favorite Doors line because Jim Morrison explained the “friendzone” in one line way back in 1967.
lunarhythms: does anybody care that im a real person behind this blog because i am hello
xbean: ablogfortwolovers: WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
