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billiondollarbaby: I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
graffeti: me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
satsukisexual: HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
lesbianlegbreaker: superfuzzz: even dead i’m better than u Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
sakurasunshine: keep-calm-and-disney-on: HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she
perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all
youcouldbefound: neoliberalismkills: “no one can love you until you love yourself” that is complete bullshit don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself this everyone
thexenosapien: olitzme: sirpastydick: sirpastydick: the struggle of being a woman of color in the media LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT WOMEN IN TV AND THESE FUCKERS MADE MINDY KALING’S COVER BLACK AND WHITE THEY WHITEWASHED
thefrogman: condescendingchristian: thusmylife: As a person from California, this is 100% accurate the-grand-highboob: As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate -behindbars: As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you
momlonde: righteouskungfu: dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
spankmehardbarry: yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS
fuckinirvana: “I definitely have a problem with the average macho man – the strong-oxen working-class type, because they have always been a threat to me. I’ve had to deal with them most of my life – being taunted and beaten up by them in school,
paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife
helioscentrifuge: theeverfreeforest: UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A
lzbth: i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
ultrafacts: joanofdork: ultrafacts: SourceFor more facts follow Ultrafacts “Nancy Wake was the Allies’ most decorated servicewoman of WWII, and the Gestapo’s most-wanted person. They code-named her ‘The White Mouse’ because of her ability
thisismyplacetobe: A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the
morpheuskilljoy: themaraudingtrio: ghostfishkrillah: (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHAT I MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it
empaathic: i identify with the cacti because i too, am prickly, small and very cute
princeowl: you can tell this movie was made in the 90s because back then bachelors degrees were still worth something
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
nickyrads: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time
abbigshmail: Why is it that whenever I post a video that has anything to do feminism, I get comments like “lol dumb sluts can’t take a joke” or “you’re just mad because you’re an ugly bitch?” So for anyone who says we don’t need Feminism,
puppies: In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism
brandonbird: The Aquabats writers were guilty of having too many good ideas, and sometimes entire episodes were written and set aside because they were too complex or expensive to be filmed (at least at the time). Both “Cobraman!” and “Night
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
2brews: stand-up-comic-gifs: He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x) Omg bless this post
ifyoucarryonthisway: the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
bombing: one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here
deans-pudding: wigglytuffs: “oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.” For those who don’t know the story behind this: Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money
captainshroom: dirtofficial: I’m not going to fight in the skeleton war because I do not support the skeleton military industrial complex or skeleton imperialism sorry
lacigreen: squidsqueen: What makes me so happy about this is that she isn’t telling you you must love your body or that you are obligated to. She saying you have permission to. And that’s important, because there are a lot of reasons why people
thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
etoilesdelanuit: reblog this everytime because tyler is me
aquabatsunmasked: juicy—jay: I cry because his eyebrows are so perfect and the hat is fabulous. I swear he could be a rapper if he wanted to.
clannyphantom: there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status
indecentinkling2: “I’ve started to ship this because of you”
smokecigarettesamongstthestones: My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child Last week, my brother dropped his “shit
icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. NO I’M STILL STUCK
w4t3vr: sexclaimes: thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow: sexclaimes: First tattoo and couldn’t be happier. On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool. .. Not You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I
mccue90: prokopetz: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: spicy-vagina-tacos: zooophagous: Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some
coluring: *Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*
pocket-ferret: a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
fanaticbychoice: “Don’t expect too much from me. Perfection is no test for me. Because the best I’ll ever be is just like you, a human being. You won’t offend, I need to know, please my friend, show me your soul.”
grimelords: this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were
condensedbloodmilk: pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY SNROM
avasurvives: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts FYI the part with water receding at the beach is because the water will recede shortly before a tsunami - it’s the trough before the crest of the huge wave. Also
nosdrinker: retrospectroverted: nosdrinker: why does one ply toilet paper exist i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner. ok poophands
alittledashofwisdom: Exposing fckh8 (because feminists are spreading this piece of bullshit like the plague) fckh8 do not support feminism. Like homosexuality and so on, fckh8 does not donate a single penny to organisations they claim to support. fckh8
thesushiandcats: lotv: I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. This post makes me want a duck.
radiicvl: radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground here I am again
stem-cell: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men
lukeisherenow: silohouettes: This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this. i thought i was going to have
revengeofnemo: If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible. So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed
dragonbby: Hair appreciation post because I work so hard on my own hair & I amaze even myself with I’m able to do. So far these colors have been my overall favorite & I plan to keep them through the holidays.
seafoamtides: kateoplis: Mexico City: Sex workers gather to commemorate their colleagues who were violently murdered, two days before the Day of the Dead festival. this is why you don’t fuck around with day of the dead, because it has a deeper
teensprout: “why are you wearing that” because im beautiful and i know what im doing
mamalovebone: loosegrooves: mamalovebone: so i saved this pic of stone just because and then later on i screencapped a line of a poem for a funny post to make later and when i went back to look at my photo albums it did this and i have not stopped
monicalewinsky1996: brooklynboobala: monicalewinsky1996: Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.
