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that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
paulandthemccartneys: in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
youngblackandvegan: racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy: goingdownthebayou: ishyagrrrl: My brother sent me a picture of a few young girls protesting outside of Party City in Harlem, today. They want Princess Tiana back. Amazing! “Kids don’t see racial
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
lydiallama: today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen
givemeunicorns: nappynomad: thoughtsofablackgirl: IN TODAY HAVE A SEAT NEWS!! Elizabeth Lauten, the communications director for a Republican Congressman (Fincher) had this to say about the First Kids on FB. I can’t with this at all -Pierre And
neepetaleijoon: today a kid charged his i phone in the projector outlet
erennjaegers: Today I was at work and this like 13 year old kid came in with a snk jacket so I was all omg I really like your jacket and his face like lit up and he smiled and turned to his friend and was all “she gets it! She gets it!” and his friend
swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets
underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine
leseanthomas: Let’s stop hating on kids today who are influenced by/like art styles from countries & cultures outside our own.
iamnotsebastianstan: iamnotsebastianstan: i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better
isaacandhismother: isaacandhismother: I won some lil kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I’m gonna put them on prim and see what happens and I literally can’t wait to get home I’m counting down the minutes clearly she loved every second
silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for
imsonmia: Radiohead released Kid A 15 years ago, today.
matureworldforever: jdfarmguy: wyteboyroy: The unique and addictive Miss Nina Hartley…. Hey there Nina baby…!!! your so hot even when I was a kid and would marry you in a heart beat today mmm mmm gorgeous!!!!!!!! More Mature Chicks
marauders4evr: mywaywardchildren: cas-is-deans-unicorn: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: teamfreesexuality: dickspeightjr: martincrieffing: dickspeightjr: THESE KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR TEXTING AND MURDER don’t turn this post into sherlock
unskinny: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one
threepipe: threepipe: threepipe: today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing
justxjanelliex3: xomoriarty: ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just
yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
explanatorypower: thebestoftumbling: Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes… I miss there… Soooo many cute kids like this on family day i just about melted 5x an hour travelling around Probably forgot what she was mad
psnlicky: ligerzero: Kids from today’s generation will never understand.. I think they will, because the screencaps are from this week’s episode.
doritosmakeherdance: *old man voice* you kids today with your flower gaps and thigh crowns
spirknado: God these kids today with their trek wars and their star star
humanitys-finest-soldier: GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS GOING TO KIDNAP THIS KID AND FORCE HIM TO COSPLAY REINER?! HE AGREED TO IT TODAY. HE AGREED. HE. AGREEED. After I forced him to sign a contract.
tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING
ishipitlikeups: When the kids at school found out that the name of the snowstorm was Hercules, they wouldn’t stop saying, And today we didn’t have school. So I guess it worked.
a-frank-admirer:Baby, the kids at the park were calling me fat today… Am I? No your gorgeous
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thepeanutbuttercookieninja: So I was at the mall today applying to jobs and on the top floor there is this semi-creepy, rundown little kids’ play place. As I was walking by I noticed a Pokemon ride that may have been official several years ago (?)
fdevitart:I swear to god these fucking kids today, with their giant robots and their emotional issues.
sh4n4: h-airspray: shad0wedsky: bubblesandbows: breathe—disaster: deeindisguise: 0hsolovely: livelaughlovexoxox: megan-mackattackk: Lol, kids growing up today would be so unimpressed with this, with their Ipads and everything. I remember
How kids dance today...
stacey-brighteyes: upperclass-kitkat: ibuybread123: fadingmemoriesx: thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the
houseofdawn: Good Kid M.A.A.D. City is 1 years old today!
eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
problematic-url: cronuts: hardcoreclouds: Chipotle came to Philly Pride today… Way to isolate the trans people with some good old fashioned genital essentialism I guess. “Transphobia tw” are you actually fucking kidding me rn
lunablaze: xxiced: also I got this koala onesie today and I am so fucking excited about it Are you kidding me I love you
arrowspointnorth: The little kid in me was happy today
pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.
weloveshortvideos: kids today will never know
simplysiminspo: yokomilan: mishasminions: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET Siiiigggghhhh Memoriessss
In today’s news: A young black kid in Ferguson ended up shot to death in his back yard, surrounded by police. Ferguson PD insisted it was suicide. Even though every witness on the scene claims the cops killed him and there’s an actual audio recording
aficionadhoe: aficionadhoe: She felt cute I took this a year ago today so here we are, kids
kingerock288: grassfedbooty: bonkai-kingdom: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. NOSTALGIA Literally all of these I’m glad these things are dead like these made me so miserable
makinonh: Happy birthday, Uzumaki Hinata! Today is our Hime birthday, so i think Naruto and the kids will give her a little suprise at the midnight! ;D Here is a rough sketch for her birthday! <3 ps|Do NOT repost without my permission, thank you
makinonh: Happy birthday, Uzumaki Hinata! Today is our Hime birthday, so i think Naruto and the kids will give her a little suprise at the midnight! ;D Here is a rough sketch for her birthday! <3ps|Do NOT repost without my permission, thank you :D
junryou: I saw a child at Disneyland today who had a ladybug kid-leash on, and OF COURSE this is what I thought of.
edorazzi: a brief rundown of today’s “teamwork”it’s a good thing the kids are indestructible or i don’t think there would have been any more modeling from adrien for a while
