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darkfiretaimatsu: I don’t even care whether you reblog, I just want to see the notes go up~ I think the colliquial term with the kids today is “smash that like button”, but just a gentle caress will do. Especially on mobile, where you make accidentally
ctron164: glam-alien: bonkai-kingdom: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. NOSTALGIA ctron164 nikkisshadetree My childhood !!!!
nedafeedinghope:Someone handed this to me on my morning commute today! What a nice way to start #FeelGoodFriday!So great to see a group of kids spreading the love like this!
ewcold: dddistraction: sunday-kid: pinksiren: dddistraction: today’s outfit fresh where’s the top from Topshop bones omg
palmfox: sustayn: vitium: I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL Aww SAME
how kids dance today...
insertfangirlshriekshere: Parenting. You’re doing it right. Apparently it’s “kids in Avengers costumes” day on my blog today.
kellysue: I’ve got three things I’ve got to get turned in today, two kids to get fed and dressed and a bag to pack and a flight to catch, so I can’t respond to this the way I’d like, but I’m putting it here so I don’t forget. I also need
I caught a kid singing “Believe” by Cher toward the end of one of my classes today.
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
One of my kids asked what my favorite animal was today and tried to inconspicuously write it on his hand (its two toed sloth if you’re playing at home). I’ll let you know if anything becomes of this.
genderlessvoid replied to your post “parent visitation today tomorrow I’m like stressing myself out to a…” You will do amazingly. You are a good teacher and you do a good job with the kids in your class. The parents will see that. weh thank
a bunch of my kiddos barged into my homeroom today with fresh monkey bread and a bunch of stuff from bath and body works and just!!!!!! what the heck!!!!! one of my classes gave me a card and a bunch of other kids drew me their own cards (featuring
I want to take the day off tomorrow and process what I’ve just found out today, but I can’t. My kids have a two day test starting on Tuesday and I need to be able to support them and not leave them shit up a creek. And I know that’s
jojosbizarretransgender: didn’t have much time to draw today but have some quick kewl kids
therealraewest: iamnotsebastianstan: iamnotsebastianstan: i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t
mewlinggoblin: doodles from class earlier today:1) zozo’s dumpster walrus dad who’s g82) dusty and jerry, my shit kids
awkwardbeerusphotos: So I showed my mom who Beerus was today, and she said “Hey, he looks like a grotesque Ren!” Since she loved Ren & Stimpy as a kid, I decided to mess with her by photoshopping a picture of Ren into Beerus. She was not too
salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
all-these-ghosts: Hi. I’m your kid’s teacher, and I would take a bullet for your child. But I wish you wouldn’t ask me to. . We had an intruder drill today. . I have shepherded children through a lot of intruder drills. I have also, on one memorable
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
achillesvevo:I went off today bc for some reason people keep harassing me about whether I’ll adopt or use a surrogate and I’m like “neither I don’t want kids.” Then they get butt hurt about it.
scix-in-the-back-row: ladugard: Hey kids! It’s time to learn a new word in Swedish! Today’s word is; Olla: the act of touching an object with your penis in attempt to defile said object and really just be an asshole to whoever owns it. no i doN’T
I got this mail today. Jesus motherfucking Christ. Makes me realize I’ve been an active Eremes trash for a decade or more. I wish I was kidding.
lydiallama: today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
I think ill murder him today. Like are you fuckin kidding me..i havent seen you in 6 years.
yokes93: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one The last fuckin one
danipup: atinybeanchild: icecewbs: taralianne: I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind best comedy of the year 10/10 I had no idea until five minutes ago that she’s
ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at
missyay: nazerine: excessivecompulsive: nazerine: the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing
itsstuckyinmyhead: My Childhood
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
gothvelma: thewriterkid: gothvelma: i mean i love cartoons about how the Kids Today are spending too much time on the Netflix and the Binge TV in general but this one straight up says that the lady in blue watched about 47 hours of TV last night and
bangedbysatan: mostlyjudson: bangedbysatan: Tumblr would enjoy this I thought this is so ridiculous lol. Two totally different personalities lmao
rosewillow82: otabckaltyn: In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling
simplysiminspo: yokomilan: mishasminions: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET Siiiigggghhhh Memoriessss
aroshi-wish: rosewillow82: otabckaltyn: In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before
dvandom: thetinygingerbreadgirl: theredkrayola: sonickitty: I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.” let him say fuck I was at a crossing once
debbielouocean: Today at the preschool I work at, the kids had a costume day where they were supposed to dress up like “community helpers” like police, doctors, firefighters or garbage collectors like that sort of thing Six of them dressed up as
ocean-of-franks: imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol Dad: “Hey, how was school today?Five Year Old: “Lemme tell you my guy.”
thatpettyblackgirl: today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family
wordsofdiana: Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn’t protect the environment. What an evil lady. Me today:
underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m
squareallworthy:squareallworthy:Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn’t want to be him.Or sometimes we would call him this guy. “Get a load of this guy,” we would say. But
kaijuno:love seeing parents support their kids being unconventional I saw some suburban looking soccer mom at the store today pointing out halloween decorations to her super goth looking teenage daughter and being like “ooh these lights would look good
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
tavidan: arielthenerd: marchingduck: astropolice: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. and yet its still relevant to today… it’s a lot more
killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites
lacigreen: mybodypeaceofmind: feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration. Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were. Last
theanti90smovement: today in class the teacher told a kid to take off his hat and there was a girl wearing hijab and the boy was like “what about her” and all of his friends started yelling at him and calling him an awful person and for him to shut
nerdygirllove: If I hear one more person say “these kids today…” I’m going to freak out. If I have to listen to how technology is ruining children and how they wouldn’t be able to function without it, I am going to scream. If someone tells
imaginefallout: IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
