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SUSPENDED!Just like all the cool kids hanging out in detention, I have too been suspended from Patreon. Let’s see where this takes us. I’ve emailed them back today and will be looking for a response. Thanks to all my patrons for your continued support
“We’ve gotta go out and get some dick today.” Bub grinned at me and bit into his sandwich. The burly gorilla had driven across the state to spend the long weekend with me. We’d been friends ever since we were just a couple of awkward gay kids
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
ABUDiapers sent me a little love today. As a big kid I am looking forward to trying these adorable daytime diapers!
Saiyan girls. Took a break from animating today to dick around for an hour or so. 4chan was discussing the ridiculousness of Vegeta and Goku having kids with humans, and naturally the subject redirected to Saiyan females, and what would happen if some
just a quick one today, sorry kids! i’ve been really busy
scullysgf: and like my heart is just broken over all the young lgbt kids who woke up to this today like, its already had a horrible effect on me, but if it had happened when i was 15? it would have been 10x worse your life is worth living. i know how
askpeonyponi: Today, I discovered the box of karismacolour pencils I was not allowed to use when I was a kid. I wanted to use them more than anything, but never got to, being stuck with nothing more than the shitty 12 pack of not-even-poundland quality
broccloi: today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all”
psychxtic-hearts: tinyblackchild: hoo-dit: msgunthercentralperk: 1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say…2: Did you get to sleep in today?3: You never know what you got until you lose it?4: Do you have siblings?5: How many kids
positive-memes: I made burgers with fries and I didn’t burn anything! me as a kid making burnt scrambled eggs for my family / me today trying a new recipe that turns out bad
just-shower-thoughts: In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today’s date for a U.S. history test.
littlecait87: crayola-kid: lilpjo: Maybe the cutest thing you’ll see today… Maybe. 🦄 Probably actually Probably ❤
resonantyes: I came down to the living room today to find, and I kid you not, rnt on the floor in a plaid skirt and bra doing stretches in her diaper. My grownup self just high-fived my teenaged self.
verabambi: Love when I manage to capture both of my kids in a photo with me. Luna is inbetween Lucifer and Myself. Today is going to be good! I get to go look at a house and then my friends come over this evening to try out my new PlayStation with me.
devildoll: these kids today with their microphones
neepetaleijoon: today a kid charged his i phone in the projector outlet
spectralninja: “I am a 90s cartoon kid. Cartoons today suck.” WELL EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY AGAIN? SUCK IT.
missmoneyhenny: focsle: I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is
drferox:Today’s Deeply Cursed kids book is brought to you by: Horse. Horse has surprisingly expressive googly eyes. Horse insists that is is just a little brown horse and not a monster concealed within a horse costume.This is perfectly normal. Nothing
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
the-air-is-thick-with-magic: hhaahoran: hhaahoran: im not even kidding today i turned on the news this morning and it said that in australia they had to stop a golf match because kangaroos were roaming around on the golf course and i couldn’t stop
spnoverallthings: Today during my physics test, one of the kids in the back moaned as the test was too hard. The teacher looked up from his papers and said “excuse me? Do you mind dying quieter, some people aren’t at that stage yet”
anxiety-is-married-to-depression: isaacandhismother: isaacandhismother: I won some lil kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I’m gonna put them on prim and see what happens and I literally can’t wait to get home I’m counting down the minutes
silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for
My words: “I’m sorry.” My brain: “I’m sorry.” x50 “I love you.” x43 “Please don’t leave” x81 “I’m sorry” x 122
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and
brennanxvegan: Today is the first celebration of being a father to the most creative and inspiring little kid I could ask for. She has been the most accepting with my transition, and I love her. Shout out to the non-binary and trans*folks who may be
sarahdwaynecarter: Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration. Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were. Last time I checked, my shorts don’t
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
haha-l-m-a-o: JUST IMAGINE “hey kids i’m home! wanna hear what i did today?!? I WAXED ARIANA GRANDE’S VAGINA!”
yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
theofficialpolice: just-cat: sad-white-girl: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” “why weren’t you at school today”
casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!”
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
imaginefallout: IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
myloveisdrivenbyrage:Today at Easter dinner, one of my dad’s friends, who I haven’t seen since I was a kid, came up behind me while we were taking pictures and pinched my butt. So I turned to him and said quietly (because I didn’t feel like making
angry-intp: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
leafcrunch:kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it
kindergarten2002: apparently nickelodeon participated in the national walkout today there’s something bittersweet about nickelodeon supporting the same kids that they have entertained and helped make memories for over the years❤️
salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
shiftythrifting:briarpatch-kids:ALTALTALTALTALTBack to class and back on my bullshit! (they/them please ♥️) Hat is homemade, Big Chungus Shirt is by Shifty Thrifting, Queercrip patches are by Rebirth Garments, buttons by my talented sister. Today’s
et-libitum: a kid at work asked for some “swag pants” today. i stood there silent for about 5 seconds because i didn’t know wat to do, it was like time froze and i just couldn’t fathom the situation at hand.
officialboner: you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea
noodlesandbeef: Today I made the long, but rewarding trek to a secret beach.My nudist parents took me here a few times as a kid. Its was my favourite beach in the world, but I was worried the nostalgia of my childhood had made this beach to be more
mixedgirlsofficial:trebled-negrita-princess:skyliting:raggedick:facingthewaves:Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this
negadhi-blog: Alison tweeted that this was her preferred reading position. “Reading,” so that’s what the kids are calling it today.
Hello Mr. Jones. When I was babysitting last week I noticed your calendar showed you would be bringing the kids here today.Did you know I hacked your home security video feed? There was a camera in the room where you “paid” me for my work.How about
How kids dance today...
therobosquid: When I was a child I longed for a positive image of an Indian person to be on TV. Apu from the Simpsons didn’t count because his culture was always made the punchline for a joke. I’m just glad that little Indian kids today get to have
beyoncebeytwice: today in biology this kid who always asks really stupid questions raised his hand and everybody prepared to groan and yell at him for whatever dumb thing he was about to ask but he said “how come fat people aren’t as cute as fat
Yooos I’m so jealous of the kids that have family members/cousins that they’re close to who live near enough that they can do things together with. Because my cousins from both Germany and Canada left my house today and I’m so sad mang
durk2x: sheabuttahgawd: 414lilj: liftedandgiftedd: weloveshortvideos: kids today will never know omg i’ve been looking for this video for so long Omg it’s back!!!! An icon Why this only got like 22,000 notes
durk2x: sheabuttahgawd: 414lilj: liftedandgiftedd: weloveshortvideos: kids today will never know omg i’ve been looking for this video for so long Omg it’s back!!!! An icon Why this only got like 22,000 notes @abigaile
