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olibavee:apparently the kids at summer camp are obsessed with playing an irl version of Among Us and today i helped scheme with the other interns and counselors to come up with a list of “tasks” for the kids to do, which is really just chores to be
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
pinalinet: If a relationship like this had been on tv when I was a kid I might not have spent 10 years convinced I was a broken straight person Thank you SU for helping save today’s queer kids from that fate :) Amazing how far things have come in the
taliabobalia: dammitemma: taliabobalia: OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR
markruffaloisattractive: salesonfilm: salesonfilm: “I had no idea they were announcing today. I swear! I was totally taken by surprise. I just dropped the kids off at carpool. I was about five minutes from the school with a car full of kids. With
captioned-vines: {It doesn’t exist kids}Black sock: “ Hey kids! I’m Billy the Sock, and today, I’ll be teaching you about racism!”White sock: “ What about reverse racism?”Black sock: “ But like, I was saying- “
candystrippers: I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!” The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people
stendt: leafcrunch: kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
overwatchcommunity: overwatch-arts: OverwatchHIERO Was confused by the caption but this is Overwatch BY HieroBut I guess Overwatchhiero is a cuter titleAnyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!Enjoy your family today! Let the kids be kids, cause they
imjeffim42: Bf put me in diapers again today. Says I act like a kid so treated like a kid. Lol. ASK ME ANYTHING. REBLOG PLEASE - HELP ME GET FOLLOWERS :) CLICK HERE FOR BLOG AND MY SELF PICS:
hitlersasshole: Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
theblackship: ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s
the-vashta-nerada: in other news today my older sister was giving a kid a swimming lesson where she works since she’s a lifeguard and she was like “we can pretend to be sharks” and the kid paused for a second then STRAIGHT UP PUNCHED HER IN THE
nyehs: kirbyfucker64: KIDS BORN IN 2000 ARE 14 NOW every single one, every single 14 year old born in 2000 is 14 today. happy birthday to the kids born on the second millenium. happy birthday
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
oh-my-ouat: hellasatanic:oh-my-ouat:oh-my-ouat:This kid in my french class today told the teacher he could scream like a goat and the teacher was like “show me” and the kid just replied “ONE SECOND I GOTTA GO PRACTICE” and then ran out of the
tzikeh: daltongraham: toddreu: somewhere-inthe-deep: chrisindallas: mommapolitico: un-organized-chaos: The West Wing S. 4 Ep. 3 “College Kids” Listen to CJ, Kids. She knows of whence she speaks. Relevant today Relevant Always My sister
jskrilla: tzikeh: daltongraham: toddreu: somewhere-inthe-deep: chrisindallas: mommapolitico: un-organized-chaos: The West Wing S. 4 Ep. 3 “College Kids” Listen to CJ, Kids. She knows of whence she speaks. Relevant today Relevant Always
I had a really great day. I cleaned upstairs for a few hours, my friend watched my kid and got her to bed so I could go see Black Adam, and I just feel really good today. It was so nice just to get out without my kid for once.
batter-sempai: pyropethejudge: twilian: jellyfisher2: So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave oMFG im doing this “What god are you supposed to be?” “I’m the Knight of
mercy-hates-pedos: softanti: blackjosuke: trilllizard420: robomythos: lizardmusic: This was in the kids activities section of the newspaper today and i want to stab somebody Oh no a kid drew Cuphead and got into the local paper which probably
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like
emilywesleystringer: 80’s Horror posters. Reblog this is you remember going to the video store as a kid and being terrified by these. Kids today don’t know what they are missing!
alexseanchai: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: squareallworthy: Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts? Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple
powerburial: kids today: play nintendo when i was a kid: outside practice stepping on a shovel to get it to hit me in the forehead like the 3 stooges
puppies-and-poledancers: candystrippers: I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!” The kid deadpans me
tyrantisterror:Conservatives yap and yap all the time about how kids don’t understand “woke” culture, but today the school age kids at the daycare had a field trip to a park and saw a really weird swing, and one immediately said “that’s for
