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imjeffim42: Bf put me in diapers again today. Says I act like a kid so treated like a kid. Lol. ASK ME ANYTHING. REBLOG PLEASE - HELP ME GET FOLLOWERS :) CLICK HERE FOR BLOG AND MY SELF PICS: Love the hairy stomach and diaper, man.
cfnmslave1966: do a good job brothers and I may give you your clothes back today Having one girl and 2 guys as kids probably means the girl gets super pampered. 2 girls and one guy as kids means the guy is pretty screwed.
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes a dad who helped his kids complete one of the most cutting-edge LEGO projects we’ve ever not seen. Yes, you read that correctly. John Wray and his two kids spent the weekend painstakingly
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
artgirllullaby: roskiiart: blackjosuke: trilllizard420: robomythos: lizardmusic: This was in the kids activities section of the newspaper today and i want to stab somebody Oh no a kid drew Cuphead and got into the local paper which probably made
rabioheab: i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”
thattinycookiemonster: happynewfears: pastweeks: feministfangirl: memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA! if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?”
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
iron-sunrise: impuretale: enaronia: elizabreathe: ranma-official: triggeredmedia: libertybill: hawkdbs: And the seventies. Kids today are pampered pansies. Fucking weak kids are so pampered. Why don’t they just fuckin die like we used to!
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etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
mabinatittyyy:Y'all gotta watch what you say to kids and in front of kids. I was working with some young black kids today and one of the girls asked me why I had my hair natural. I told her I’m just taking a break from weaves and braids and all that
pastweeks: feministfangirl: memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA! if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids are so good! i have never seen such great
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
vivalafaerie replied to your post: I was on the train today with a kid that was… New York or DC? New York! The kid in question was on the train with me getting back to New Brunswick. I SAW SO MANY TAXIDERMY ANTLERED ANIMALS TODAY.
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: Today on “support your lo… I’ve gut punched some kid in my local comic store for trying to rip off some Thor books. The kid has a five-year ban and I got my reserved box covered for the same. People
I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing fic in the back while the kids watched a movie was a good idea. WRONG. Because as I was writing out ideas for what Joseph could wear for her birthday dinner a kid appeared next to
I laced into a kid for using transphobic language today while I was subbing! don’t mess with me I will find your name and make sure your teacher never forgets that you were an asshole! (Also wtf so many kids willingly give their name even though they
a parent emailed me to let me know that her kid keeps coming home and talking to her about current events, inspired by our class discussions about police brutality, baltimore, and nepal.today I brought up transness and my kid who I’ve been convinced
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
automaticfave: tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?”
sincerelyafrica: Little kids have no filter wtfSo I volunteer at an after school daycare and today I saw one of the first grade kids looking off another kids homework paper. I go to the little boy and I’m like, “keep your eyes on your own paper,
tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was
amvadams: But kids today aren’t dumb. They’re not gonna buy just anything. That’s why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today’s rock music. The results? We can now get these kids to buy just about anything.
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
Kids getting presents today:
Today, I fucked up... by hadoukening a ketchup packet at a random kid
mythos07: stendt: leafcrunch: kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break This kid!!!
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
kid-achilles: klawsofwakanda: Eight years ago today, Shuri, the former queen of Wakanda, met with former U.S. president Barack Obama. Iconic
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today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
Today’s kids will never know.
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
Today was the first time that I was feeling overwhelmed and scared, and I felt like a little kid and I just wanted to cry because I wasn’t sure what else to do. I mean it’s kind of weird because I don’t have a little space but I think when I’m
kruel-kid: tinkyhuevos: kruel-kid: I feel so happy today! peace. love. to you all. you are all amazing and are loved. And today you’re just dick thirsty lmao Holla!
fuzzylocs: vsnaire: mabinatittyyy: Y'all gotta watch what you say to kids and in front of kids. I was working with some young black kids today and one of the girls asked me why I had my hair natural. I told her I’m just taking a break from weaves
georgetakei: Kids today won’t recognize many of these things from back in the day. I remember #17 well, and the tears it brought Source: Diply: 28 Things That Kids Today Will Never Understand. http://ohmyyy.gt/PZhcQn
