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niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
lydiallama: today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen
sourcedumal:skyliting:raggedick:facingthewaves:Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer
filthyfuckingmouths: my sisters 1st grade classroom is predominately muslim students and none of them showed up today and when she called their parents to see if they were okay they said they were too afraid to send their kids to school.so dont sit here
haha-l-m-a-o:JUST IMAGINE “hey kids i’m home! wanna hear what i did today?!? I WAXED ARIANA GRANDE’S VAGINA!”
jurassicpark3d: Jurassic Park 3D - In Theaters April 5th! I’m going to go see this today! I’m excited, I’ve loved this movie since I was a kid
jameshance: Saying “So Long” to the brilliant Bob Hoskins today - Who Framed Roger Rabbit has always been one of my favorite movies, I watched it so much as a kid I’d mute the TV and say all of the lines (I bet I still can! I shouldn’t… I will).
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
Earlier today I went with my mom to my little sister’s class because she was bringing cupcakes for the kids because it’s my little sister’s last day and she needed an extra hand with them (and that’s me, the extra hand). I was
hornedfreak: Today’s doodle is for a good friend of mine. Gabumon and his evolutions will always remind me of said friend because Gabumon was his usual choice in the forum RPGs we used to play when we were kids\teens :P Like 12 years ago.
alouette-lulu: I hurt my good hand when I fell with my scooter today (the scooter for kids ya know not the motocycle) so here’s a left handed Gumball ! (the stabilizer helped a lot with the line art)
robogart:Want to share the full of this cat kid doodle today bc they are cute and are on their way! (somewhere!!) ✨
thedivascartoonist: scribble-scratch: Today at work I helped a guy find something for his kid’s birthday, and as I’m swiping his card he calls for his daughter to join him and I see that his last name is Ketchum and his daughter is named Ashley
bulletbutt: So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?” I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded: “Because I’m full of bees” I don’t think I’ve
slanderentertainment: Kids today will never know what is was like to find and capture this Pokemon.
And people complain that kids cartoons TODAY are corrupting them! I think half of the parents that whine about that would just faint after seeing this show… The pansies. >:U
Day twelve of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme was, “Ah! Reel Monsters”. I honestly don’t remember much about this show, but what I do remember is that I enjoyed it as a child. Then again, I was more of a Cartoon Network sort of kid.
amothafuckingquiche: “Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
avatardsherlockian: killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
grungetoosoft: usapotterfan: yourstormm: Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my class gets up, and he’s like “i’m going to shove that homosexuality up your ass!” and one of the boys acting gay
constantly-annoyedperson: this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and
weeoom: shootingstarsarefallingangels: tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING I love when teachers stop
threepipe: threepipe: today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever
guccier: thequeenvevo: in school today some kid just walked around with a nickel taped to his back that was his fucking costume nickelback
carryonanddontblink: threepipe: threepipe: threepipe: today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and
15yearold: today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT
hetastein: feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration. Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were. Last time I checked,
caseyanthonyofficial: I was lifeguarding today and there were kids in the pool playing marco polo but instead of calling it marco polo they called it “hashtag yolo” I swear to fuck
theanti90smovement: today in class the teacher told a kid to take off his hat and there was a girl wearing hijab and the boy was like “what about her” and all of his friends started yelling at him and calling him an awful person and for him to shut
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
embrace-your-inner-lunatic: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and
noctom-poetom: yokes93: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one The last fuckin one Oh the struggle was too real with the last one
perks-of-being-whoyouare: Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and
mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything against it either. I really
babymarxist: this guy i used to be friends with as a kid friended me on facebook today and he’s just as cool as i remember
some kid showing me his thick black dick in the school bathroom today. I just chuckled.
It’s so odd how things end up working. I’ve been so painfully horny —and getting no dick. Then today it ended up working out to meet up with a hot hairy ginger kid, on an early afternoon home from work. His dick ended up being beautiful, even though
tavidan: arielthenerd: marchingduck: astropolice: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. and yet its still relevant to today… it’s a lot more
pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.
idunnofasgard: iamconstantlyexploding: cookixmonstress: 20 kids and 6 teachers were shot and killed today at an elemtary school in Newton, Conneticut. Above is a picture of a mother holding her son as he cries in fear and terror. You can only imagine
giselle-philip:You weren’t in school today, Charlie Brown. All the kids missed you.I’m never going to school again as long as I live.A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN1969, dir. Bill Melendez
zyxthstuff: Today is kid’s day in Thailand
owlett: “Don’t you know that the kids aren’t alright…” - Fall Out Boy– To the Tony to my Bruce.Eleven years ago today the internet brought your text book narcissism to meet my anger management issues and we’ve been forging a friendship
memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!
simplysiminspo: yokomilan: mishasminions: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET Siiiigggghhhh Memoriessss
3-2-1queer: today at the mall there were nine kids in the hurricane wind simulator just screaming and trying to hide and get out
nyriikos: Picked up a lychee soda boba on the way home after class today and looked who I picked up! I really love Tenzin and his kids haha!
colfricans: people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid
t92marihoene: jakeland: lost-boy-cannot-feel: jraghonfly: sellyourselfshort: arpeggia: Two-Faced Cat he is actually the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen :3 Seriously Milo and Binks had a kid I don’t think I ever liked a cat before today.
yeffyaboyuice: peaceroxi: peterwalteri: mY PSYCHOLOGY TEACHER SHOwED THIS TO THE CLASS TODAY AND IM STILL LAUGHIOGN OMG JUST WATCH IT omfG WHY DID IT TAKE THAT KID 12 TIMES TO FLINCH
tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING
