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oshx: “if I can wash away my sins I will get on my knees right now even if you choke me, even if you destroy my body I swear to the sky, I raise my hand I just wanna be a Soldierâ€
xhba: I swear to u this is me
peachieskin: 1-fitness-junkie: Still the hottest post. I have reposted this many times. And I have done this technique a few times, all with the same result. But ya have to be gentle and us the very tip of your finger and be patient and slow Oh
Don’t give me reason to demonstrate
girthyencounters: “The size of his meat was fucking incredible. When I finally got off his cock all stretched and sore, I slid the giant magnum condom off of him and it lay there on the bed full of jizz. I swear to God it was big enough for me
I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.
This bitches voice trips me out. I went from “Oh, I like her voice.” -Hears growl screaming bullshit- “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” -Watches video- “THE FUCK THAT’S COMING FROM HER MOUTH? WHAT THE HELL.” I swear to
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
animalstalkinginallcaps: MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT? I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING
supercreativedoodle: queensoucouyant: piccolowasablackman: I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face you can see it counting down from ten in its head “I swear to god… you put your foot on me one more time… One more time!”
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this
mnezhal: this fucking vine i swear to god This is the most amazing vine I have ever seen!!!!!! This is what me and my future son/daughter are going to do when mommas not home ;)
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
labias: wolfheartedqueen: Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god sft425
I swear to god if I hear ‘do you know the way’ one more time I’m moving to space, I hear it at home and darfins and on the computer and darfs brother just snapchatted me knuckles saying it then him going MY QUEEN. I hate vr chat.
I'd live for you and that's hard to do.
dumbdaisies: “In English class my teacher asked me to define the difference between love and hate and I swear to god I almost said your fucking name.” Journal entry 11/06/14
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
unpetitlapinou: p1ants: I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg
wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchenGet this away from me I swear to god
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god
kidkendoll: uglywettiewrites: kidkendoll: redsatinsheets:a meme i can get behind Oh my god this. A date took me back to his house and I swear to god this man says I have olive oil.OLIVE OIL *wheezing*Got that booty smelling like a Greek salad.
sh1ttt-happens: i want to hate you for what you did to me. but, i don’t. i can’t. thinking about it now, i can only hope that you got the happiness you’ve yearned for. i swear you deserve it. i just wish i could’ve been the reason behind your
romanovass: Being Axl Rose’s fan is like being in love with a complicated woman. She’ll beat you up and swear you and yet, she’ll always drive you crazy. — Me Truth.
someone used my Netflix to watch a documentary about chipolte and I swear to god it wasn’t me
1000punks: wayward-assbutts: wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom Haven’t we declared it the Home Decor fandom? i am so intrigued
im-confuzzled: wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom United States of books.
swimminginmainstream: So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m
knightscrest: swear to god i thought my chemistry homework was asking me to identify anime I read that as anime both before and the first time after reading the comment
goldielifter: labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchenGet this away from me I swear to god I’ve watched this approximately 60 times and I’m still screaming
I swear Kotobukiya figures/statues exist just to taunt and torture me. Spider Woman Chun-Li Jaycee new Psylocke Xiaoyu 3 versions of Wonder Woman Cammy Storm Ghosterbuster Lucy Jaina Solo and bunch of others that are too damn much now. Should have just
cowlgirl: Ohh, what are you going to do to me? I swear I didn’t steal anything while you were asleep!
unhunted: I swear to God! The next person that tells me how to run my blog, I will dice up pineapples and THROW THAT SHIT AT YOU!
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god is this an alt-j song
buzzfeed: monica-geller:i swear to you every time i catch up with a friend i haven’t seen in a while it’s always likethem: i got a new job beat my personal best in the new york marathon found a man to plant his seed in me so i can carry a child cured
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I swear to god that if you show me something with… I got into it when I saw ruby get stuck in the ground cuz of the cape I was like “WHAT A LITTLE FUCKING DORK I LOVE HER” and I didn’t know
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if
vertex-the-pony replied to your post: theknightingale sai… /r/prettygirlsuglyfaces omg i swear to god if pics of me in my bra end up on reddit i will be so mad
equestriaafterdarkblog said:Donation drive to get Kari a new tablet pen? i swear to god do not give me any more of your moneyIT WOULDN’T EVEN BE WORTH IT I CAN’T DRAW ANYMORE REALLY
sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god, I thought
lovee-li: lux-cordis: moralsgone-valueshung: fyeahmainer: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this MY KEYBOARD IS SOAKED.
buckethatboy: put my url on ur butt then submit it 2 me I swear to god if one of you anons has the courage to do this I will laugh so hard and admire your courage forever
