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thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
monica-geller:i swear to you every time i catch up with a friend i haven’t seen in a while it’s always likethem: i got a new job beat my personal best in the new york marathon found a man to plant his seed in me so i can carry a child cured carpal
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god bwahahaha foxtail-wonders
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god
a-beginnings-end: This stuff has been a life saver since Bryon has been gone. I swear these dogs hate me. If it’s not one shitting on the carpet it’s the other barfing all over at the top of the stairs. What a lovely way to wake up this morning.
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
My fucking boyfriend, I swear. He be doing some crazy ass shit to me. He favorites my tweets but doesn’t reply to my texts. What kind of fuuuuuckkkkkkery
babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
tsunglasses: botesregias: tsunglasses: If Suicide Squad can get an Oscar then I think the stars have aligned enough for me to get a gf. I swear to god i saw this pun like 6 times today. I was gonna put “get my dick sucked” but SS only got 1 Oscar
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
the-real-stevie-nicks: willinq: seanographic: Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes
sage-seishinkai: xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this… This cat suddenly realizes that it has a tail. Look at its
augur-of-cygnus: breelandwalker: asphodel-grimoire: brynja-storm: When people bitch that spells don’t work. i laffed too hard SO MUCH TRUTH. I SWEAR MY FRIENDS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME MORE THAN ONCE AND IT HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT I FEEL THEY
swimminginmainstream: So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m
paternalstranger: depraved-fantasies: “Please.. I can’t ever get caught. You have to swear to keep it a secret. It would kill him. And please don’t come inside me again.” She didn’t realize yet that the sudden extra fullness in her
thinegar: cannot deal with this low quality bts selfie of tom hardy from marie antoinette (2006). I swear this alone (and his performance / facial hair in peaky blinders) are the only things getting me through each day atm … not to be dramatic but
baetimusprime: s1uts: clas-sick-notes: fuckyeavanity: videogames-hoes-fruitsnacks: I swear to god bruhhh black parents. sooo true! that passive aggressive shit kills me. all too true i cant seem to find a lie All true.
mickeymilkovish: TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW). [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;) [text]: send me pictures [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
angemicwings: demondetoxmanual: destielcanoninmymind: jackhawksmoor: Misha, I swear to god, I am fucking begging you to grow your hair out again. Is it just me or does he look like Dr. Sexy? MISHA IN 24=INSTEAD REBLOG
thecringeandwincefactory: gunsandfireandshit: stimman4000: . So smart to use a projector like that I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
asklelemonylenny: Lenny: If you do this to me…I swear to goth..After I catch it, you are so dead! -Lemony Lenny
that-mecha-guy: thelefthandedwife: peechingtonmariejust: 420-bit: Fucking quality post right here I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO face-down-asgard-up to the skeleton courtesy phone please Idk why I find this
kodiak-pride: flvffymomo: i swear to god this wasn’t staged Audio Transcript This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere I have no Fucking idea where he is. I
manywinged:manywinged:guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run“you have my sword” yeah i do lol. my sword now.
straightcuriousbuds: I swear to God - someone needs to take me naked boating.
I swear to the demon of all things painful the only thing keeping me alive right now is the chance to hug stina again and music with mout those id be dead
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
theartidote: “I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you,I swear to god that’s how they make stars.” —Mary Lambertpainting by phazed
Shout out to all my mentally disabled babies who get treated like glass slippers by teachers and bosses and parents etc.
laur-rants: Listening to Ana’s dialogue with both Jack and Gabe killed me, and not just because she called them by their first names. But mostly because she was literally hitting on Jack who was oblivious, and then there’s Reaper who is swearing
I swear to god for some reason it’s the things I like that make me hate myself the mostI literally want to die hhh
ratwink: labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god halsey looks so different with her natural hair color
poupon: sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god,
blkmale4play2: crownroyal89: freaky guys are so sexy to me..i swear if i walk in on my boyfriend sniffing my underwear and/or socks i’m gonna faint from the horniness.. I’d like to know what them nice Soles n Toes feel and taste like …
alwayshornyxoxo: bored and sleepy but too early to sleep lol please talk to me…i’m friendly i swear lol I have the same problem. Quite often actually.
cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna
felkina: “How did it get like this? How did I become so slutty and craving of hot warm sticky cum… My pussy and body desire it all the time, just to be viciously rammed by big thick wonderful cocks while they swear their unwavering faith to me…
supercreativedoodle: queensoucouyant: piccolowasablackman: I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face you can see it counting down from ten in its head “I swear to god… you put your foot on me one more time… One more time!”
satansf4voriteslut: offroaderize: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this I really almost cried omgg;~; I can’t stop
![mickeymilkovish: TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW). [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;) [text]: send me pictures [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore](https://64.media.tumblr.com/76ef965b348f78ba76248b98a2c70e68/d713484f6e3c88c1-1d/s512x512u_c1/be2edb13402725e7c50d843593c8add729b0d243.png)
