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Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
iamatrashfan:YOU ALL I’M FUCKING DECEASED I NEED TO SEE THE FULL ONE SCREAMMMMMM BUT I M TOO FUCKING POOR PLS POUR ME SOME SPOILERS AND I SWEAR I WILL LOVE U FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Here my contribution of DADDYBEK’s sexy moves
Outfit of the day. This is actually my Mom’s, so it’s a bit loose on me. Haha. Also, take this moment to appreciate my headband, since I never do anything special with my hair. I suggest if you actually want to see what the headband looks
unpetitlapinou: p1ants: I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg
forgotn1: I swear to god, nothing over 2X is ever made well. And nothing is ever long enough for me at 6’. If I was just tall or just fat, I could probably manage to find more clothing, but my options are wildly limited. I’ve only ever been able
thecringeandwincefactory: gunsandfireandshit: stimman4000: . So smart to use a projector like that I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
cryptotheism:I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he’s the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save
dollibelle: Bold what applies to you: My personality: * I’m loud. * I’m obnoxious.* I’m sarcastic. * I’m cocky.* I cry easily. * I have a bad temper.* For the most part I don’t like people.* I’m easy to get along with* I have
misterbara: i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me were not going to have a good day
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
misterbara: i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me we’re not going to have a good day
babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
…. where the fuck are my royalties? I swear to the Gods I see so many tshirts that HAVE to be based on me….
parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over Oh we understand. Women raising their voice makes me want to be somewhere else
xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this…
ourtastytexturesstuff: Commission: Sylf DP / Nightwing / Batman. WEBM GFY 1280 VERSION (without watermark and mp4)Wallaby model and her clothes by Redmenace. I swear to god Nightwing’s spine bones are out to have me killed.
phillip-bankss:I SWEAR TO JEBEDIAH BUNGY IF YOU TELL ME TO STICK MY FINGERS UP POLNAREFF’S NOSE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I’M GONNA STICK MY SIZE 12 BOOT UP YOUR ASS
sunflic: hobbs-art: I swear to god, you two are so adorable. To think that you both ended up commissioning me within 24 hours of each other. Talk about being under pressure, sorry i couldn’t post these yesterday on your anniversary. But i hope you
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.” “Can’t
I am in no way related to this fucking retard who just left me a message. I swear to god, I have no brother. Of course he was drunk as hell. AS ALWAYS.
manywinged:humans need a threat display. there should be a socially acceptable universally understood way to say “i swear to god if you fuck with me i’ll kill us both”.
shrimpwonder: sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to
aliceapproved: Seriously, I’m wearing them for a reason. I swear some people specifically wait until I put on headphones to talk to me >:|
swimminginmainstream: So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m
fit-ness-4-me: everyday-green: Preach it! I still haven’t been able to convince my mom that diet coke is indeed bad for you even though it has “0 calories”… ^^^^ i swear to god omg do we have the same mom
dreamaboutlifeagain: “Kevin proposed to me, but he asked if I would solemnly swear to be his friend forever for the rest of his life and I said yes.” - Naya Rivera
onepieceperson: xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this… Looks more like Nekotalia England…
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
I swear my boss wants to say this to me because I am an atheist. *shrug*
banavalope: naturalvirtue: I’ve loved you for a long time. You’re the only one I really love. Makoto’s seiyuu’s doing things to me dfghdgf first the track with the sex scene, now THIS , I swear- I’ve lost all the ability to can. this stupid
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
ap-kinda-lit:Naruto, badly injured and barely conscious: Hinata? Is that you, baby?Sasuke, carrying Naruto: Try to kiss me and I swear to God I will drop you.
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this
ohitsjustgreg: creamynut: blackademics: People on here swear they’d suck you but if I pull up to yo neighborhood with my dicc dicc out bet money I wouldn’t see you. Stop lyin to me “my dicc dicc out”imma start sayin this Perfect
ninalangstonn: mbflyer: sobeitjay: plussizedhiiipy: deonsraw: france-is-ours: imsoshive: If this ain’t me I swear to God the look in that mans eye’s Buddy ready to risk it all You Betta Shoot Ya Shot 👏👏😌 boy look like he nutted
whoretality: whoretality:if my child ever did that to my cat I would drop that motherfucker. I swear to god that little cunt would be going into adoption. Yeah, mine too! Fine for me, I do not have some of these little unmade and useless things…
unhunted: I swear to God! The next person that tells me how to run my blog, I will dice up pineapples and THROW THAT SHIT AT YOU!
renegade-chandelure: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this site gets
hideyoshis-dick:hideyoshis-dick: if this gets to 20,000 notes i swear to god i will get this tattooed on me in this exact font
castihalo: “What the fuck Sammy, what are you– SAMMY GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR-” “What’s the matter, Dean? Don’t you have Your Guardian Angel to keep your things safe for you?”
wifimakesmehappy: babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom. and the staircase fandom
sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god, I thought
“If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.”
vault-34: digimontamagotchi: how to make pokemon and digimon i swear to god this stupid fucking shitgraph is posted in the digimon tag at least 4 times a day. u know what??? look at that stupid fucking bullshit dog and tell me he does not look cool
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
