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itmeanslovable: feeling pretty low today.. this kind of inspired me but then i thought to myself.. i have nothing to create.. i need to keep myself busy right now.. ughh :D Sure you do! Remember that Zentangle thing? There’s videos for it on youtu
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I swear, the next person to say this to me is getting a kick to the reproductive system.
clubsduece: meulinlajayjay: monstermantel: dwigtkschrute: SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im sorry for this but i had to draw something… KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? KARKAT: …IS
goreanmann: bimbojenjen: i swear to god i wish he’d made me wear this to my wedding. If you want to wear nothing but lingerie to your wedding, then you might be a bimbo.
colorslashmotion: Oh, my god, mom, of all the times to call me, I swear to god We then proceeded to talk for half an hour about a new table she’d bought It was mahogany
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
fatcakes: zooophagous: mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT
Once again. If you message my personal blog. You’ll be blocked. That blog is for my aesthetic and fandom posts.And I swear to god, if you message me and begin degrading me without me asking for it or either blog, I will block and report you.You
pancakeacne:
>decide to animate something>30 minutes in SFM fucks around and I decide to restart it>lost all progressI swear to god I used to save every 10 seconds. Literally.At least the autosave saved me.
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me. I thought this was a Steven Universe post.
Today in class this girl was getting asked to homecoming by a senior but she already hinted to him that she kinda didn’t want to go with him so before all his friends came with a huge “Will you come to homecoming with me?” poster
he's lying to u girl
cakestales:feedeeadventures: ricejerky: Feedee boys pls talk to me I swear I’m not a gremlin Gosh you’re pretty though Talk to a pretty girl goddammit! Hi! (waves energetically) I am feedee boy and will talk to you
mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: best-of-memes: When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection I swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you. You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
gunblades: rawhentai: tokyopandaclub: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL I see do me does god want these hands?? i hate this site so
silvertons:When I was six years old, my father took me with him to the department store to buy some Christmas presents. I saw this one pair of red pumps with a four-inch heel. I swear to God, I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire life.
sophieskinks: from oven to plate. i swear every time i see another girl in a position like this it makes it clearer to me how well made we are to be food
incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:Mr. Darcy: [to Elizabeth Bennet] Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to God I’m going to fall in love with you.
i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”
oak-leather-iron: my-erratic-soul: Is this really a thing @funsizegirl ? I always look to your blog to see what day it is. I swear steak and bj day was last month Sounds good to me!
your-psychiatrist: natsangell4evr: me digging your grave My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep. WATCH IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS I SWEAR TO GOD (opens in new tab)
You Can't See Me Because I'm A Transparent
All she talkin bout is/Swear these days all you say is/All she hit me with is “Come and see me for once 2x YOU DONT EVER COME TO ME 2x
malfunction54: halcyonharlot: waifuanon:What the heck am I gonna do if I’m like 30 and still have fictional crushes I’m not gonna be able to use don’t stand so close to me for any of them anymore…. THIS IS THE REALEST THREAT waifu i swear to
beautifullyundressed: tanacles: allmykindsofthings: How To Confuse a pro-lifer with one question I swear to whatever deity is out there, that next time the abortion debate comes to me, this is a question I’m gonna ask. Goodness what is wrong
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:best-of-memes:When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collectionI swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.
feistymeisty: I swear to god the bitch who lives above me either just had a massive orgasm or yelled at someone to shut up really loudly. Girl also needs to learn how to not walk like an elephant. Either way, have a selfie!
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
lazydaybear: michael-ivan: erenackermann: mike why are you sending me this I pledge allegiance to your sexual pleasure, Avery~ i swear to god Mike EVERY POST I REBLOG FROM YOU ALL I NEED TO SAY IS “gay” TO EVERY SINGLE ONE STOP BEING
raven-haired-sub: yoursexcrush: This is incredibly hot. I swear This is one of my favorite spanking videos! I can’t count how many times a day I think about something like this being done to me. With me. For me. Everything that happens here.
legasey: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” Actually me
sourintori: HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS BOY IS BY FAR THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIS BIGGEST OPPONENT YET INSTEAD OF LYING TO TRY TO
illestmentality: Pinky promises. These mean a lot to me when it comes to love and they still do. While growing up, these were like “swearing to god.” Breaking one would mean you would go to hell. Nowadays, saying the word ”promise“ has no meaning
smoothbttmboyyy: I swear to everything that I want this SOOOOO fucking bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KIK me: smoothbttmboyyy OR email me: smoothbttmboyyy@gmail.com OR message me on here…
do-not-open-til-christmas: Truly, fuckwit, I would love for you to do all those things you swear you’re going to do to me, but it’s still October, so you’ll just have to wait until the 1st to carry out your threats. Till then, I’m running things.
kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: nicknamenyquil: calvinkleinsignmealready: tagged/me @kimreesesdaughter Listen…Imma start a youcare campaign to earn money to make this the “Welcome to the city of Atlanta” sign. Swear to God. This deadass
nwprofessor: pollutedbrain: Smile like that when draining me dry and I swear I’ll cum even more and even harder. A woman finding pleasure in my pleasure and in me is sexy as fuck to me. What he said! Wait, but it’s also OK if she cries. I like
him3-ros: vivahatept1: revelation19: The best possible way to watch Jaws. Nah this is a nightmare SWEAR TO GOD…I’d suit up and go scuba diving just to fuck with people. This place wouldn’t even have to pay me.
Had to battle it out with a man who insisted that PARTIALLY showing my body would prevent me from getting respect from men, as if all women have to stop doing as they please with their own body in order to please them. What a lovely way to start my day.
vfmacaraeg: raymon-osis: fagster: squidkneee-: fagster: fuckyeahchachi: oh my god, love me I swear she can do anything to me. oh my god unf omg get that other girl out the picture omg tho chachi get inside of me reblogging again cause she’s
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
I swear to God, the next time I have to wait a fucking year to get up the stairs in a nightclub because some bitch infront of me is too drunk to walk properly, I will rip off your Gucci heels and slap you in the fucking face.
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Hana I swear to god you keep giving me art ideas… noooOOooOOoooOOoOoooOOoOoO Jennnnnn no faaaairrr I am going to bed(WHICH YOU SOULD BE) and im going to finis the pic first thing when I wake up
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid:You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
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