swear to me
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find swear to me on porn pin board
swear to me clips
Uhh…this was just more or less an excuse to do 80s/VHS styled stuff in Photoshop again. It’s just a phase I swear 。_° crackervolley did a meme thing and tagged me so I’ll tag uh…papayaaaaaaaaa and nsfwdozer ヽ(゜Q。)ノ
riverclans: snarftheconquerer: It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear.. shut the fuck up
jennkwak: Reposting what I posted on facebook.. but anyways, I swear I didn’t even call his name but he kept looking over/glancing at me when I didn’t have my camera out! and when I made eye contact he would look away LOL he’s so cuuute. ♥ and
Lol fudge-the-otter blocked me, he’s probably too original and different for me… so original that he doesn’t post any original content or tag any of his nsfw posts on his porn or sfw blog :) or tag any tw’s or be nice to his followers most
obsessed-priviii: skinnyafricanista: femdad: Me I swear to god this gives me life Fucking crying 😩😂😂😂😂😭
skinnyafricanista: femdad: Me I swear to god this gives me life
floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me
68. You have been so kind to me since the first message that you sent me complimenting my photography. While I’m sure that you one hiding somewhere, I’d swear that you don’t have a mean bone in your body. You post so many great photos,
falloutniece: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here,
tigersj-aw: forestaurus: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL How nature, bitch
peetababy: I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
but do I love you. do you want me to loosen the cuffs?
Oh god, I just found this old price check topic on Euph forums which ended up in a fight. 8’D I didn’t do the fighting though, my guild leader got pissed off and started backing me up. 8’“’D"The high horse I mentioned,
Hilariously that post reminds me that I finished ch. 9 today on AFK Arena and got the reward for it - faction scrolls. Due to me being lucky for once, it was graveborn day. No elites got summoned.But I got a shit ton of Nirus. I swear I’ve never seen
: Delores and I drove back together, and she told me that she, too, was a cat. That she was born in the year of the cat, that she had all the qualities of a cat. I swear to God, if she told me she went in a litter box, I was leaving her by the side
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
gekkozilla: i swear to gawd these kids will be the end of me, if college doesnt kill me first
sexy-uredoinitright: Do this to me and I swear you will get the fuck of your life…. OMG! well someone stole the words right from me
pokephrases: Was that really necessary?! #I swear to god #You guys are really annoying #He was literally right in front of me#I could have just walked #Leave me alone
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
voyageofsubmission: “Repeat after me: ‘I swear to tell the truth’ *smack!* ‘The whole truth’ *smack!* ‘And nothing but the truth’ *smack!* ‘So help me, Mistress!’“ *smack!* *smack!* *smack!* *smack!* *smack!* *smack!* *smack!*….
chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL
lickgold: mnezhal: this fucking vine i swear to god This made me laugh so fucking hard oh my god. Whoever is in a relationship with me, we are doing this
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
fightwing23: peetababy: I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING
discard-and-discover: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
bigsamthompson: levis-short-ass: mainstream-hipster-king: “I’m late for my Titan school~~ahhh~~~yada~~” this fucking fandom i swear to freckled jesus You got me; this actually made me laugh. Well done, Tumblr.
darling
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
trillaryclinton: adidasgymbag: jontronshat: Me: guess what i have in my hands My Friend: I swear to god if it’s a spider…. Me: are those her bottom teeth or top :-( oh my fucking god
chazzasaurus: infinite92: kniteoftheoldcode: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: When the paranoia sets in you mean my life yeeeeeeeaaa…Happens to me alot xD Me ever time I swear.
Tumblr app please stop being a dick dont make me get out my laptop and google you and if your still not working i swear to god i will get something productive done god help me
allteensrelate
you shimmy-shook my bones
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I
redkushkissess: iiseeulurkin: redkushkissess: garytheshyguy: This woman is so ridiculously attractive to me. She is exactly my type. Her body is 😍 EVERYTHING I swear I thought this was Des body bruhhh !! *wondering* Lmao it is me 😂😂😂
fingerblaster113: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” That’s because it says “you hurt me”
forestaurus: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL How
I swear to god, i wasn’t planning on getting all sexed up on my blog today. I blame Tumblr, gettin’ me all worked up with girl girl scene and KStew and shit! Tumblr, you are the devil! I love you, but could you just please send me some
collardgreensneckbones: emojinalgirl: microtear: GOD I swear to god this is me you guys are KILLING ME Plastic surgery face all the way 😂😂😂😂😂
lavishlawyer: She kisses like she’s pouring rain and makes love to me like she’s a hailstorm and if you’d see the way she moves her hips you’d swear she’s a tornado. “There was no tornado warning the morning you hit me.”
