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theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”
cleffa-clefairy-clefable: “i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”
Someone’s addicted to Attack On Titan.previeewws
this season of grey’s anatomy is fucking me up i swear to god
girthyencounters: “The size of his meat was fucking incredible. When I finally got off his cock all stretched and sore, I slid the giant magnum condom off of him and it lay there on the bed full of jizz. I swear to God it was big enough for me
tfsplash: “Okay, you’re wearing what got you an eight, and I’m wearing what got me a seven. Let’s see if this works.” “I swear to god if we don’t get at least a nine, this app is rigged.” “I know, right? We should
indeedy: My brother’s cock is amazing!!! I swear to God if he wakes up I’m gonna make him FUCK ME like a whore!!!
mhshaft: 3hornporn: I swear to God, she actually has me playing with my cock under my desk right now.Unfuckingbelievable! Damn!!
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
The Revenge by Carify Cari’s reply to this posthttp://brineary.tumblr.com/post/132575957504/so-you-always-have-that-smug-grin-show-me-yourBri missed his woman…-SDI/Herobrineing/Mod
(set 2.5 of 3 BONUS ROUND! GIFS!)Please know that I’m not a fan of cock-shots. So my last upload I had to do while my lesbian friend was right besides me, and for some reason I felt that was a bit odd. As a result, I don’t feel I uploaded
asspreciationassfreak: Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt?I do. So help me God.Asspreciation Approved -
bramblepatch: hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what
mickpjolly: I was walking through this neighborhood and this fucking asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god
motherofqueers: amb00bs: missshweppeness: MY MOM WOULD KILL ME BUT I WANT THE SALLY ONE The tinkerbell one thoughhhhhh I want Tinkerbell and Ariel pleaseIm seriousthis is happening. I SWEAR TO ITTTT
used-trash: sadisticwhitedom: What friends are for. I don’t understand what it is about lick his asshole that turns me on so much. If there was noone in the house j swear to go I would lick the life out of his soul via his asshole
Thank you all so, so much! For your kindness, your sweet mercy, and your lovely support.. I very humbly appreciate it. You mean the world to me.. thank you! /SWEARS FEALTY/
cleffa-clefairy-clefable: “i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”
bramblepatch:hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what I
mrcheyl: mrcheyl: Disregarding the obvious, I think she’s gorgeous. I swear this image does things to me.
ourfamilyfun: oh shit son, you so fucking big, i can feel you in my fucking stomach, fuck me! i swear to god if you cum now there is no way that i wouldn’t give you a son!!!
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aint-it-fun-alisha: watuare: howthotfull: There hasn’t been no post on tumblr that has been this relatable to me. Omg I swear I was doing this as I was scrolling down. i’m drooling tbh
butchlvr: dirtydaddythings: A pocket sized boy is a special treat for Daddy. I swear I never made a pass at him, or suggested anything, or anything like that. I didn’t!! He came on to me! Like big time. I’d never done stuff with another guy
I'm sad, stressed, and frustrated...... So naturally ill hold my pee till I wet my pants to feel better
ashlynnhadean: ur-ammu: kaagazkalam: stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays give me such a migraine I swear to god honestly the gif set is everything
wholeheartedsuggestions:i swear if someone referred to me as “my love” i’d prolly die on the spot
How popular did that fake “Eevee evolves depending on its moves in PGO” rumor get that everyone believes it? I swear I can’t talk about Eevee in the game for a second without getting flooded by those messages, even though I already said multiple
FUCK ME AND MY POOR IMPULSE CONTROL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN IN JAIL YEARS AGO IF CATGIRLS WERE REAL http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008GSJ96O/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1423161577&sr=8-2&keywords=Rouna PVC&pi=AC_SX200_QL40#
i swear to god 90% of porn just makes me go “that must be uncomfortable”
AND HERE’S WHYKurloz: 10-15 minutes to roughly scribble downmeulin: over an hour, and like 45 minutes of that was just painstakingly adjusting her BOOB.AND SHE STILL HAS NO ARMS
unknown-one: I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of
secretly-misha: #I swear you are steve rogers dont lie to me
mindlessgonzojam: fonzworthcutlass: ericaclark1908: pr1nceshawn: The struggle was real. They will never fucking know! I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds. It’s still happening to me! I have a prepaid!
russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine
Common Korean Drama Phrases Let’s Go: 가자 (ga-ja)Really: 정말 or 진짜 (jeong-mal) or (jin-jja)Don’t Leave: 가지마 (ga-ji-ma)What is this?: 이거 뭐예요? (igeo-mwo-ye-yo)I’m hungry: 배고파 (bae-go-pa)Do you want me to kill you?:
tsunglasses: So this bot followed me and I swear to God it’s made a better shitpost than everyone on tumblr combined I’m fucking losing my mind here man.
thetalkingkat: tanaebrianab: Natural hair problems so many white people have asked me this i swear to god
thetrashknightofbreath:lesbxdyke:darkwingsnark: vivi266:i swear screening tests have the worst phrasing in the world sometimes, tell me what you mean in words that make sense or i’m setting you on fire Oh yeah, disability tests do that sort of phrasing
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I swear to GodIf I see that post from Paradise PD one time I’m gonna fuckinNoCome on peopleHave better standers…Or at lest don’t insult mine because I’m pretty sure SOMEONE is gonna send me an ask about it I checked
woodsgotweird: 0nigum0: the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I swear to GodIf I see that post from Paradise PD one time I’m gonna fuckinNoCome on peopleHave better standers…Or at lest don’t insult mine because I’m pretty sure SOMEONE is gonna send me an
mushroom–soup:hamletplinko:hamletplinko:i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle
sassykardashian: my heart says yes but my bank balance says no Swear to God, this is literally me right now
Amar
bolto:*watches the heteros from afar with my safari binoculars* fascinating…
theshitneyspears: me: i swear to god if i see that gif one more time that gif:
neopetsdiva: stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays give me such a migraine I swear to god
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