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“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
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“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
