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“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”
“Will you 221-be mine?”
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
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“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
