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“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“Will you be my division?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than a hydraulic bed.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
