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“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
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“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
