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“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m what people DO!”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
