pick up
NSFW Tumblr
find pick up on porn pin board
pick up clips
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
