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crown-of-weeds: penroseparticle: themaidofdishonor: pax-et-triumphus: Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism. I’m pretty sure that
liveforonedirection: phoenixedo: the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up oh my god you do not believe the accuracy in this post.
zootedboy: if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
surprisebitch: alot of people in french class keep forgetting that it’s “le problème” (masculine), not “la problème” (feminine). so our french teacher told us to remember that men are the cause of many problems (le problème) and women are
baileyarber: deldertime: strangevibezz: normandy1944: strangevibezz: baileyarber: baileyarber: Buy me more harnesses. This is still going around? Geeze baileyarber I’m inlove with you For those that know me, I do not simply lust after a pair
men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
sunzolo:I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber??? Doing survival
happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food Duke is NOT in fact, a cat Duke has shamed his ancestors
wbru: kiingghidorah:sentinalsofseveredflesh:piercingsandink: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog button hard enough It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo. reblog this everytime
may7may96:Follow May7 for more*not*my*picture*
slaymonsters: we’re not gonna put up with your shit
littlemisssubshine: Trust. He didn’t let the pup fall the first time, and so the pup did not hesitate to trust the second time. I love this.
neurosquared:bonerfart:i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific
In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness
fatfunnyfloralfeminist: biggballaa:whohasntclaimedthisname: squidyword:im in love with my new desk office 😍😍 Three monitors, wow what a setup Two trash cans? you must recycle Guys. We can’t just sit here and not talk about that keyboard.
pardonmewhileipanic: akinators-boyfriend: nobody came to his birthday party SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
myancientworld:Temple of Zeus, Athens, Greece. Once the largest temples in Greece, the temple of Zeus is located just south of the Acropolis. Work began in 6BC by the tyrant ruler Peisistrates, but was not completed until 132AD by Emperor Hadrian. The
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
kung-fu-robot-nerd:thegoddamazon:bootyaficionado:doomed-prince:waltie-chanlolz:emersonlakeandpalmer:myeccentricity: mikelimabravo: “I’m not ashamed to dress “like a woman” because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” -Iggy Pop
ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
fuckeverythingandsociety:In the 70’s they blamed the Dobermans. In the 80’s the German Shepherds. In the 90’s they blamed the Rottweilers. Now they blame Pit bulls. The animal is not to blame it’s the owner. There’s no such thing as a bad dog
ivyaura: teaching your children to have control over their body and not let ppl touch them if they dont want to does absolutely no harm and establishes autonomy and the importance of consent. it may piss off your aunt that gives way too many hugs but
rock-n-roll-or-fuck-off: They were not a mental illness bandThey smiledKurt Cobain wasn’t the only memberKurt Cobain wasn’t some “tortured genius” as you would like to glorify and romanticize his suicide as.He smiledHe had a heartHe was fairand
specialagentace:dbananza:prettyfuckingepic:beltaguise:dailyjackiechan:You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!Help me internet superstitions.Not risking italways! if I can trust a burning bagel, I
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
dionysiac-frenzy: volumeun: bondedwiththesea: samtempl: when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have
you-wish-you-had-this-url: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison
mathematicianalias:Dear axe, your ad is horrible. Let me explain how:1) It objectifies women.2) It tells young men with female friends that they are not “real men”. 3) It tells young women that “real” men don’t want to be their friends, they
tinyglowingtardis:unite4humanity:micdotcom:Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizesThis is the face of humanity.I LIKE THIS CAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE “LETS ‘FIX’ THIS DEAF PERSON”IT’S LIKE “LET’S DO A NICE THING FOR THIS
notryanrosss:urieking:urieking:Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.Update:
ruinedchildhood:slow-down-my-wayward-son: monstersonthebed:SpongeBob don’t give a fuck about your gender roles actually, technically sea sponges are asexual hermaprodites, I mean he is depicted as male on here, but in reality, hes both. so him not
rynnay:watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
firecannotkillabadwolf:The Lorax, 1971(original images not mine)
punk-roque:when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
uteropolis: desperatelyseekingdennis: profeminist: HOW AMAZING IS THIS?!?See the whole slideshow here Y’all realize that this isn’t a sexist issue, right? It’s tagged #sexism and #feminism, so probably not, but I’m an eternal optimist. Nobody
memeguy-com:Well at least its not bees
ssarcasmy: “Beauty is not long hair, skinny legs, tanned skin or perfect teeth. Believe me. Beauty is the face of who cried and now smiles, beauty is the scar on your knee since you fell when you were a kid, beauty is the circles when love doesn’t
brallonforlife:“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee
codyslipring:spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:westbor0baptistchurch:“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”not even risking that shitscrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED
smashedindigo: no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
deansass:Somehow, after American Sniper was released and #KillAllMuslims trended, there have been several attacks on Muslims in a short period of time. But they’re not hate crimes; Muslims just happened to be there at the wrong place in the wrong time,
fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
play-the-game: bl-ossomed: oaktreegirl: I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means what does it mean? It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because
spoopytime-meeko:coopercinno:#humerusthis site’s obsession with skeletons and bone-related puns is a serious source of amusement for me and there may come a day when I am tired of it but it is NOT THIS DAYso don’t stop [tumblr]
featheredwolf:sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS appI’m not crying, you’re crying
heuzus: I really hate those types of racists that refuse to listen and just finish the convo with ‘well u have ur opinion and i have mine!!! whatever” like no ur opinion is killing people while mine is the truth is not a debate about ‘whos right’
puresav:joytooktheworld: “I’m not telling you it’s going to be easy, I’m telling you it is going to be worth it.” my absolute favorite post ever
montruse: that is not an efficient way of lighting
i-want-spankings: It’s really not difficult
suzuyabae:plutoroyal:OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSAif you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on thisits a fucking screamer, okat about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screamingi can promise its
hotandfun:pishtacos:if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this: you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that they have to be
kyleetheconqueror:brucebannur:“not all men!” but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!! And there
geopsych:A basket for your Easter weekend. Enjoy the weekend, whether you celebrate the holiday or not!
thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done? Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions. Raven
susiephone:so teenagers are too young to know their sexual orientation or whether or not they’re in lovebut they’re old enough to be deciding what career and degree and life they want to have foreverhowconvenient for you
50shadesofacceptance:I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
notcisjustwoman: momentomari: pinkhallward: sondheimstephen: andrew jackson killed thousands of native americans, and owned many slaves, he does not belong on our money!! remember to vote here for which woman should be on our twenties! “They weren’t
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