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snorlaxatives: methfab: snorlaxatives: i want a sugar mama in my life not what i had in mind but she will do
thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
spunkydads: the problem with rich people is that i am not one
sorry: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong
drugsruleeverythingaroundme: being creative is not a hobby it is a way of life
tipsymaple: I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
zombieholmes: therealsteveharvey: i can’t believe christmas starts tomorrow not if you live in britain first we gotta light up some fireworks and burn shit because some guy tried to blow up parliament
lustire: im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
i can never not reblog this. Have to. … Welcome to the priorities of the human race. Forever reblog. i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
ilovesmoothjazz1998: No… not in front of grandma..
lesbolution: reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
disowns: if i were to die tomorrow, i’d realize that i did not die happy and that scares me
homoseksual: youre-tacky-and-ily: deebott: I almost threw my fucking phone NOT COOL DELETE THIS WHAT THE FUCK
this-is-not-jewish: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: ineedthatseat: thearrivalovsatansempire: ineedthatseat: anti-faschismus: thearrivalovsatansempire: This is what happens when
didyouknowwaltdisney: doyouwannabuildasnowman: invanity-wetrust: ticklesthesomething: geminihoneybee: olitwist: toluicacid: pink-nation-xoxo: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
sometimessassystoner: transgirltumbling: s-uicida-ll: satanstruemistress: grimmzai: un-original-fan: peppermint3y3candy: oh hell no fucking nope. FUCK THAT. I think this movie traumatized a generation. *goosebumps* just..no I’m not playing
usuk-omg: nowaitstop: You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals. too risky man
my-d1vineright: nachalibre: uncle phil does not play Word to Uncle Phil
gayeskimos: If you do not know what this picture is; let me inform you. In the late 50’s when abortion was completely illegal, women would resort to using household items to have a self-given abortion. These items included bleach, wire hangers, and
lovelixst: I saw this on Twitter and I have not stopped laughing.
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
why-not-fabulous: what am i doing with my life?
Life is not black & white.
spookmaster-andrew: triple6y0: aye-aye-captaaiinn: infamousnfamous: primsore: if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons who lives in the vagina of a young teen SPONGEBOB TAMPAX absorbent
mockeryd: mynameisreece: realityisawhore: most amazing thing i’ve ever seen THIS IS THE FUCKING CUTEST I follow this woman’s tumblr and not only is her daughter cute as can be but she is talented. She made a dress out of bedsheets
aciddaisies: soft grunge/models this 80 year old man has not taken a bath in 60 years omfg
sluttyoliveoil: *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
boychic: “im not racist i hate everyone equally” yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
Beyoncé on not cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Happy Turkey Day!
shitshilarious: shitshilarious: DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
meowgon: kinginthewest: it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat they’re not for you… they’re for ME
princcss: hope-for-komaeda: bunnywithacape: ‘Olay?’ ‘Olay.’ The Fault In Our Sombreros. Nacho average love story. it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
neondiick: kingcheddarxmas: yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you I love turtles
evienator: octoberrainfall252: Not taking any chances I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
yoncevevo: he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
boobslyn: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
breelandwalker: sushinfood: vvankinq: this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck. dear god i’m 28 and never knew this WITCHCRAFT
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chaos-inc: graceespooks: OH MY GOD IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD Voting is the leading cause of homosexuality I voted and the very next day I started fucking girls
eternity-in-ice: frog-and-toad-are-friends: Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is not quite as good as the first one, but I’m willing to excuse a lot of cinematic flaws in exchange for an octopus-headed man playing a pipe organ with his tentacle beard you
youngvolchanoes: when you’re not paying attention in class and you finally look at the board
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
communistbakery: perks-of-being-chinese: i cant believe im not butter now you are
joshsaveitforthebedroom: im single by choice its just not my choice
neondiick: breathinginthestarlight: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: vice-beach-public-relations-guy: neptunain: FUCK GHOSTS MAN Ouija boards are not a fucking game I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying
telapathetic: thatgaydude: turn down for what That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein
heyfunniest: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER
aquabreeze: disgustinghotels: #not all men
fiercefatfeminist: misandry-mermaid: Members of Yale College Black Men’s Union have created a new Tumblr campaign that seeks not only to empower the black men of today, but those of tomorrow. Entitled ‘To My Unborn Son’, the campaign features
princessniehaus: mysticbacon: Bro, come on it’s a mistletoe, bro. It’s not homosexual, it’s traditional come on bro. mistlebro
trulylame: id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze
new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and
holoska: Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you
lindsaylohoean: me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
bevonc: drawme-aheart: ellosteph: I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it my life is changed the guy in the back tryna get up on it
