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thepondsaregone: thorinoakenbutt: castielandpie: poryqon: it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
abigalmills: im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
vehxt: Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face
biscuitgoddess: precumming: diancie: It feels so good outside tonight. I never go on night walks but I’m not by myself so I feel safe if youre “outside” how did you make this post? They make mobile apps for a reason, mate
xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100%
365daysofhorror: A Mexican Bridal Shop Mannequin Looks Just Like A Preserved Human Corpse. In the middle of Chihuahua, Mexico, there is a bridal shop that is quite famous. However, it’s not famous because of the dresses. It’s the store mannequins
marginalising: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
cartel: The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not
stability: people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
lindsaylohoean: me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
bovidae: not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
insertcoolpunhere: mccoyswife: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
sluttyoliveoil: *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
elegantly-tasteless: school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
panicatthesocialgathering: I write sins not tragedies 2006 / The ballad of mona lisa 2011
jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
werewolfetude: PSA: Some people have sex and that’s okay Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
wreckedteens: I might not be cute but at least my underwear is
ssv-normandy: when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
nutellanatalia: asian: nutellanatalia: i wanna try dating an asian guy Date me no not you
rlmjob: I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
in-cense: i-llusionss: houseofvogue: that-fucking-stoner: my-psychedelic-lover: savisintheclouds: I literally felt like I did not have a choice. ^ ^ Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams. ^
blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
niknak79: Andre is not a happy camper
sexhaver: stantler: grab-the-sushi-and-run: ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade
manda: i don’t even miss you i just miss what we had like when you used to sleepover, not even in my bed, but when you used to sleepover and just sleep on the couch. i used to love knowing you slept over just for me and i would get to wake up with
volcainist: slomps: People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
shouldnt: when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
bunsen: trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like
actualcannibalfeferipeixes: mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
sammybitchfacewinchester: fricken-nuggets: fricken-nuggets: Whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick well you’re not wrong
deadtrash: “thats not very lady-like of you”
suctioning: aciddd-angel: suctioning: when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store why the fuck would this be my reaction You must not have a best friend
mentalflossr: The first episode of Friends aired 20 years ago today. Here are 25 things you might not know about the show.
legalmexican: send nudes not hate
surfcontra: disgustinganimals: youthxcrew69: THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
cyberho: I swear rihanna is not real
angrywocunited: Groups like the KKK are Christian terrorist organizations. They’re never labeled as terrorists, not even Christian terrorists. Y’all are silent about Christian terrorism but will discuss Islamic terrorism to the extent of believing
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
iamayoungfeminist: unoriginaldariaknockoff: men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals
oksigh: Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
gy-m: Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
eeveez: you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
taco-bell-rey: Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
scatteredly: i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
lasagnababy: when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous
