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snopchat: mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
primadonna-grrrl: I’m doing a little giveaway and its all about the ladies! I’ll be giving away a t-shirt in your choice of Crush the Patriarchy, Cats Against Cat Calls or Riots Not Diets print (all of which go up to at least a size 2xl) your choice
trencly: tips on how to properly enter my room: do not
darning-socks: idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
truthed: so many concerts, not enough money
hi: “i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy”
lady-satan666: today seems like the perfect day to not be a part of.
wiccanstiel: there is never not a time for Britney Spears - Toxic Drawing?Britney Spears - Toxic Blogging?Britney Spears - Toxic Doing homework?Britney Spears - Toxic At a funeral?Britney Spears - Toxic Poisoning a member of congress?Britney Spears -
thesegirlsareperfectprincesses: queensalsaofquesodelle : demadema : ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* Disney Princesses!! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* #one is not like the others yep come on Poca those leaves are really distracting
When I stop giving a fuck about not being perfect:
smoothierox: apocalypse-aradia: lovelunalovegood: this movie is the scariest shit the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part
fhelicity: gardennnia: flowerette: grrlghost: best outfit in a movie basically ever cher would’ve been a rly successful blogger never not reblog indie/gypsy/bambi
callmeoutis: armorgan66: hints-of-sarcasm: There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. I recognize the council has
joshuawhat: Me whenever i try not to swear.
aurinkotomaatteja: June 2013Tampere, FinlandI can’t explain how much I miss my life and infinite moments with beautiful people who make me feel good about myself. Nowadays I’m not even able to leave my house.
pardonmewhileipanic: akinators-boyfriend: nobody came to his birthday party SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
coolscar: *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
princess-peachie: imapython: watch this and be not sad I always love how guinea pigs eat like they have to save the world in under one minute.
casualcissexism: s-squishysquibbles: how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related how to not and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!” don’t wanna talk
jenniful: youtube meme [1/12] favourite people: felix kjellberg “It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous.”
raini-hime: really cool people following you back realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
officiallalexgaskarth: game84cube: wholock-r-a-dorkiplier: DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe? If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running? Not a very good one
coltre: “ Not so long ago I was falling in love.Now I’m falling apart. “
notthedisneyyourelookingfor: thegapperproject: wobblywibbly: frozendailydose: dosageofdisney: I was not expecting that! I don’t think anyone was expecting that! IT GOT BETTER
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
bigrnac: on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
exactable: seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
castielsgayagenda: unejeuneidiote: unclefather: thinkintrixxter: toomanyfandomssolittletime: tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM YOU GO , GIRL. ‘not that you’re the genius’ questioning her intelligence
lameborghini: today sucked but at least it’s not 2009
this-is-why-we-need-sex-ed: We need better sex ed because I’m still not 100% sure I know what an orgasm is - anonymous
carryonmywincestson: INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
castingshadowsonthewintersky: g33kgasm: mommatobe-march30th2014: sizvideos: To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video This is awesome Hahahahaha! I will never not reblog this
blakejp: she did not friendzone me she just saved our relationship as a draft
onthelosingside: cloisteredself: if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you. This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
miss-love: rubee: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that
vangoghsdaughter: quidditching: Let me bring you a thing back blond= male blonde=female brunet=male or female brunette=female fiancé=male fiancée=female Good day. I did not know this. things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.
I bet only a few of you know and you’re probably not interested but this is a scene from grey’s anatomy, I think it’s probably one of the saddest. It was valentine’s day and there’s this patient who had been with his girlfriend for 8 years,
bagmilk: sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
momseh: **DO NOT DELETE THE TEXT** ————————————————————- me, Alaska and Effy decided to make giveaway because wanted to gain followers. here are some things that we don’t use: Nirvana album- In utero Nirvana
zen-mommy: “I don’t know why I do it. You know, dresses and wear lipstick. Gives me some sort of comfort. Some kind of satisfaction. And people call me a queer for it. Since I was eleven. But that’s alright. I’m not so new to ridicule. Out of
samidysamsam: Not a big fan of white ink tattoos but I really like this one
mermaidskey: mermaidskey: oxidoreductase: Lavoisier is having none of your shit. Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated
cakeandotheredibles: im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
i-am-pagliacci: Reblogging because why the fuck not. It’s me Marioo.. ;D
hohoholdthefuckupson: silenthill: *puts my bro’s dick in my hand* see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport. Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
arrgorns: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history,
dickburritos: add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: nerdblerrg: shelaquilina: Finally got my letter ;) okay i’m not a harry potter fan but even i know how cool this is who the fuck isn’t a harry potter fan what are you some sort of uncultured heathen
oeuniverse: In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to the question
lindsaylohansmugshot: *puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie
telapathetic: tyleroakley: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA i wish you lived in narnia
dimpleforyourthoughts: i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you
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