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rebagled: taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on
passionpayne: brittapperry: But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you He had his fuckin head in the game what do u think
radikael: baimbie: callyoulove: accio-my-childhood: falconpunchyourmom: gambinowest: cleanest gif ever HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE DOPEST GIFS ON HERE REBLOG EVERYTIME Fucking harry potter type shit. i was like ‘what this is not a gif’ and then
holleighlujah: THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. This just became my solution to not caring
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
belleandwhistle: breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. oh my god.
p0king-sm0t: dolly-kitten: SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
spoken-not-written: pottergallaghergirl: I FRICKIN LOVE THIS PHOTO same matt
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
if thats not punk i dont know what is
swarley-daggers: THIS WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME CRY FRICK
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
bigrnac: on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
Because I am not the type of person someone falls in love with.
lameprlncess: being a waiter’s alright. i mean its not the best but at least it puts food on the table
jarrodis: single, not sure how to mingle
spunkydads: the problem with rich people is that i am not one
armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
liulfrkeahi: That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
kisscuddlelove: royal-loyalties: This is what I can’t wait for. The sex is great, sure, but I can’t wait to be able to just be with someone in the shower and laugh and giggle like that. He’s not even looking at her body, he’s just loving on her
halfboyfriend: “are there any straight people in your story?” "no they’re not relevant to the plot”
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
dontgettoohigh: MY NAME’S NOT RICK
darwink: ackerman-relatable: theyuseifan: kanjivevo: STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET ONE SECOND IM FUCKING CRYING HELP ME BEST ARTHUR EPISODE
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
thearchangeltrickster: spocklikescock: i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
snapchatting: you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
thirstiest: i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if
eyesoncrack: It’s nice but it’s not black.
baracknobama: college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education
meladoodle: the only thing ‘not safe for work’ around here is that giant lava pit in the middle of the office! who the HELL put that there
kewkitty: Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.
sxrreal: When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little
You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠) For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿) Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
bingerdinkhumpydunky: edwardspoonhands: Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill
shel0stcontr0l: NOT OKAY
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
chasertiff: When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves,
ha-p-p-y: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) It’s the way he’s looking at him ahaha “oh not again”
misquiding: I just want to make everyone happy but how can I do that when I’m not even happy myself?
slydigged: sexual orientation: not u
fyeahghostadventures: “I beg of you, do not forget me when the phenomenon of death visits me. Oh, keep my memory alive, for if you forget me, only then will I have surely died.”
shavingryansprivates: jontronshat: shavingryansprivates: KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15 I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this what
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
jemmasimmns: “i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you” a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
pizza-weed-cats: having a vagina is horrible 0/10 do not recommend
forebidden: discovereternity: Forget me not these were my grandmas favourite flowers :(
bled: ‘and then i realised adventure was the best way to learn’ I’m not sure who wrote this though, it didn’t come with a signature or name anywhere around it
ectolime: bodtcrack: if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
nicotinerampage: telemiscommunication: telemiscommunication: Fairy World? Scary World You’re not that scary. Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! It burns! Fairy World? Hairy World. Dairy World? Hairy World. Oh, darn it!
vorfreudde: Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
aphroditeens: I write sins not five page research papers
