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precumming: tupacabra: precumming: i wanna be pinned up against a wall not exactly what I had in mind
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
jessicadrags: If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong. she got the oscar for this performance.
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
sardoniyx: there’s not many people who can sneak up on me
jujuproblems: monobeartheater: pleatedjeans: via for people who do not speak english natively, it says “minimum” in cursive english is my only language and I couldn’t read that
perchu: eating in class when ur not supposed to
boobslyn: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
lntternetexplorer: claphne: imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged think of how different the punishments would be this is such a good idea though like think
holographic-plants: ngarigo: This planet is not disgusting. People are. ✧*:･◕‿◕
eatthefuckinggun: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment. Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
librarienne: direcartographies: fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth,
gnarly: Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram Nice.
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
uhmeliamay: I want to make rash decisions and not give a damn
deluxetoaster: sonsofsauron: deluxetoaster: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from From inside ourselves. fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite
scatteredly: i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
kagarishuusei: by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body
trencly: tips on how to properly enter my room: do not
deanscabbages: lovelixst: rivendellcustomersupport: this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man how did you get in there. how did you get out of there
frantzfandom: cathurann: nezua: Freedom of Speech takes a bow Why are they so offended, does the nypd NOT kill? aren’t they a “wartime department” now? Whats so offensive about this?
rhapsodybrohemian: boobslyn: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
oversized-paradise: littl3-0ld-m3: showmyspine: ishsweeney: myintriguing: My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr
know-your-body: littlezombiekid: the-uncensored-she: Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything
zelour: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
skullbxnes: La Dispute Not my photo, just my edit
poisonedcenturies: this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!
lesb1an: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Fun Fact: The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like
annie-leonhardts-ass: Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically
oprahnoodlemantra: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus #athiestsforblackjesus
mic-righteous: ambrawr: fuckthefortune: everyone needs a person like this in their life man I love that the caption says person And not significant other Please
seifukucat: damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
marauders4evr: Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.
NO HUMAN DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR
spacecampgirlfriend: acynicalunicorn: phosphorescent-naidheachd: All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF THEY’RE JEWISH OR HISPANIC OR WHITE OR BLACK OR ASIAN OR MUSLIM OR HINDU, WHY CAN’T WE JUST APPRECIATE
kingparq: not my photo. just my edit.
diviningtheway: confusedpolykin: my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it”There
the-blonde-hurricane: sunworldstories: drug-st0re: byron130: 18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs
xosamanthaxo: Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.
empresspinto: 4ever-horngry: I will never not reblog this. I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella
Shes not bad… shes just drawn that way..
effyeahhiccstrid: misha-smiles: i dont get why book series are made into movies and not tv shows??? one chapter= one episode one book= one season it just makes a lot more sense You are the revolution.
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching
webs-we-weave: webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all
blakebaggott: me when a girl is wearing make-up: yoooooooo you are killing it with that make-up me when a girl is not wearing make-up: yoooooooo you are killing it without any make-up
the-cryptic-chemist:Not everybody’s cup of tea. My hand went a bit wobbly when drawing the plate😩
theshoutingendoflife: jaclcfrost: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing” Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
collectmagicmoments: Collect Magic Moments not Things! Enjoy the Journey and be Inspired.
carryonmywincestson: INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
wordsandturds: i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
sinkingcrowfeathers: Okay, I’m not one to post rants about things but this, this fucking scene right here is easily like the most heart-wrenching, disgusting and fucked up part in this whole movie. He was the love of her life, she literally gave
technicolour66:whittyonernc:the-quiet-dominant:Time to reblog this I think So important now, especially since THAT movie will be dropping soon in a theater near you! Not going to stop reblogging stuff like this until that celluloid abomination has been
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
demons-demigods-benders-bucky:actionables:my mom sneaked up on me and frightened me, so I screamed and my dog, who was sleeping in another room, ran to me and stood between us and did not let my mom approach me and started kissing me to see if I am okaymy
know-your-body: idealignorance: know-your-body:idealignorance:tinkertum:This really annoys me. Not the fact that it’s a topless lady. The fact that if it was her real chest, this would be banned from most socal media sites, including YouTube. She
idahoing: harinef: me not with that theme hunny
lightskintgawd: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
