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anatomyandcappuccini: 13chancess: push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start
The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow halo effect around
strawb3rrybomb: “Harry Potter freed Dobby!” said the elf shrilly, gazing up at Harry, moonlight from the nearest window reflected in his orb-like eyes. “Harry Potter set Dobby free!” “Least I could do, Dobby,” said
Also, it’s St. Patricks Day today so in honour of all the Irish people in the world you need to pick up the nearest alcoholic beverage and drink it. And then find more alcohol. And probably put something green on, just do it.
if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
toussaintsam: flight-time: Things That GOATs Hug After Winning Their First Title Pt.1 Nearest Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy
thehighpriestofreverseracism: me, Post-Black Panther…..directing my folk to the nearest theatre to also support “A Wrinkle In Time”, a fantasy epic directed by a Black Woman about a lil Black Girl who has the fate of the world in her hands
yourcheatinggirl: This is what happens when you fight with your girlfriend. You just go out and get drunk at the nearest bar, but you always stay faithful. Her on the other hand? Well…there’es a reason she starts so many fights.
jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif Ouch
THERE ARE SOME REAL TEARS RIGHT NOW OH GOD HERE WE GO FROM THE TOPdid anyone else fucking die when they yelled ‘TO THE NEAREST WARP PAD!!’ and comically ran to it because I sure as hell didALEXANDRITE REALLY I S GODZILLA MOM SHE BREATH FIRE I LOVE
dokirosi: To the batmobile NEAREST WARP PAD!! *Gems heavy breathing while running even though they don’t need to*. I love their goofy side.
weirdlyprecious: TO THE BATMOBILE! the nearest warp pad nananananana nananananana nanananananaCRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEEEEEMS! (x) (x)
Hi, roosterteeth, yeah it’s Jen and I would like to invite you to the nearest Costco parking lot to fuCKING FIGHT ME HOW DARE YOU DO THAT????
dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
cum-in-kleenex: godlessgracie: Yes reject, that rancid bile bubbling away in those broken beta balls of yours is to be deposited into the nearest toilet whenever your little cockroach dick is twitching during endless edge sessions with your beloved loser
svgarpapi:Concept: you masturbate in the backseat of my car all the way home while I watch through the rear view mirror, and then I fuck you against the nearest wall as soon as we walk inside.
fuckyeahhugepenis: He finds the nearest warm source whenever he gets his hand cold
jo3mm: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YALL throw me into the nearest recylcing receptacle
nowheretohide14: BREAKDOWNEmma’s car broke down on an old country road, so she walked seven miles to the nearest farmhouse. Emma knocked on the door several times, but nobody answered. From the front porch window, Emma looked inside and saw a phone.
malefeed: justinick_pgh: Sunday morning bedroom confessions: Nick can’t sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door out of fear. Also, we own a Harry Potter snuggie. #noshame [x] #justinick_pgh
monsieurenjlolras: 13chancess: push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
cunnilingus-kinda-mood: Put her up the nearest surface, spread her legs and bury your face in between her legs, lick her pussy, suck her clit and don’t you even think about stopping before she groans and moans your name, added bonus if she starts shaking
youlookgoodlikethat: Bianca CW A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. —James
sensualhumiliation: Now, I can play a lot with my two nearest neighbours…
dumb-asians: 9 holes, where to start? The one in the middle looks like an accomplished deepthroater, and the one nearest would look great bent over the counter with my cock in her pussy. But the one in the back looks like a stuck-up bitch and I’d
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peketostuffs replied to your post: avidmastermind asked:Who do you s…Embrace itembraces it, picks it upthen drags it to the nearest dumpster where it belongs
!!! !! ! theres a mouse or something in the rwby dorm room(blake is trying to catch it as we speak)
silly-chilly-philly: thekarmagem: This just in, lesbians are no longer gay. Please turn in your lesbian cards to the MOGAI Commissar nearest you. Damn, well, it was fun while it lasted.
oursexyexploration: Hotwife Challenge #12: “Dressing Room Fun” “Try on a sexy bra and panties set at a lingerie store. Peek out and invite the nearest cute guy to come into the dressing room and give you his opinion. Show your appreciation by letting
silentacquiescence: An afternoon of fun - 2 of 13 After a busy day at work I collected ~L~ in the car and we drove straight to the nearest supermarket. Being a good little girl ~L~ had worn only her underwear, a very low cut cardigan, a knee length skirt
angrygreedycock: 2 top friends in need went out hunting and brought their catches to the very nearest hotel to mate with them
otk503dd: When Jenny needed to be disciplined , her hubby would reach for the nearest implement . Jenny’s bottom was already sore …and he’d only just started her spanking .
khajida: somepretty-things: How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest
bluef00t:“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
ultirex:go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
homofuck: today is a shit day. today i had to put one of my cats down. i woke up at 4am to awful retching sounds and found pan behind my couch, laying behind the couch, very lethargic and not moving. i panicked and drove him to the nearest 24hr animal
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