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drocto21: brentwalker092: Availability is key :) My boyfriend cannot keep it in his pants. If he doesn’t get off 3 times a day he goes crazy so he just fucks the nearest hot guy whenever he can whether or not I am present.
The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow halo effect around
dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
cutiepiesub:Wearing a skirt and thigh highs with no panties around the house for your dom. Teasing them by bending down showing your pretty little pussy, until they finally had enough and fuck you on the nearest piece of furniture
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
yoggsaron: me: *orders takeout* me: *drives 5 hours to the nearest large body of water* me: *lays open food gently into water* me: aesthetic
eliestarr: “Head to your nearest recruiting station.”
the-social-recluse: universe—cosmos: Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark
darkinternalthoughts: 1m2an3d4o: fuyunoakegata: texelations: texelations: I’ve been on the internet since 1998 starter pack Reblog this if you are an old fogey online Reblog this instead if you are a young whippersnapper Things this starter pack
mapsontheweb: Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?
mapsontheweb: Nearest State/Province when in Michigan
charlesoberonn: toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left Ahead of their time
sightunseenrising:My brother told me that I have resting “lost face” in public 😂 yeah dude, I’m anxious as fuck and looking for the nearest exit
tits-mc-gee: bowiesclockworkorange: In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest
ashildr-luna7:✨When in public, go to the nearest bathroom & takes pics of your booty✨
princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An
depravedgentlemansguide: It’s your paradox, isn’t it. You so want to be that tough man eater in the killer heels, and yet you crave having your legs locked wide open, bent over the nearest surface, and fucked from behind until the only thing you
smhrox: universe—cosmos: Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t
book-nerd-imagines: longlivethebookqueen: dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city
khajida: somepretty-things: How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest
arahir: universe—cosmos: Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t
julian2006: ghostguest: julian2006: why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk I need a frame of reference here go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
cheatersandcucks: When your girlfriend’s car broke down on the side of the road, she had to hitchhike to the nearest town. She knew well the rules of the road and how to pay for a ride: gas, grass or ass. She had plenty of money for gas and even some
smallcockrocks: seththecub: magikpelvis: @thefallenman tagged me in a get naked and grab the nearest book selfie. Fortunately I had The Hobbit near by. Luckily I don’t have anything too big to cover so a little book worked. I’ll tag @zacharydiary
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
royalsiblings: My brother and I haven’t seen each other for three years. We finally both ended up at the same place for a family reunion in San Diego. Not even twenty minutes after seeing me did my brother drag me into the nearest bathroom for a fuck.
animal-factbook: When chickens are first born, they will be imprinted to the nearest animal next to them. These chickens imprinted themselves onto this feline. The cat however, is still fairly new to this concept.
slaveprocurementnetwork: Defiance to Despair …. their free will gone in 60 SecondsA woman’s panties, so flimsy yet so powerful, her last bastion of modesty and her ultimate weapon of tease.The sisters had walked to the nearest property miles from
pinkandblackcat311:Pinks small princess plug came in the mail yesterday!! She couldn’t wait to wear it out! So we went out to the nearest shopping center for a little naughty fun! It was almost impossible to hide my hard on knowing her tight ass was
swingdc: BEGINNERS GUIDE TO SWINGERS CLUBSSwinging, or “the lifestyle,” is defined as social sex between consenting adults, usually heterosexual couples who swap with others. But before you head to the nearest swingers’ club, there are a few things
sapphling: jimmyjuniors: that’s… not… what bi means… In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river
farareusis: pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what.
mystandards: You get sick ► Drive to doctors officeThey get sick ► Walk 10 miles to nearest clinicThis shirt helps build a local medical clinic in Uganda► (( http://svnly.org/StrikeHope ))
emilyheller: sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help because her phone had
scifi-women: She was one of the first [women] on screen who didn’t grab for the nearest man and cower. ~Sigourney Weaver
vividvivka: -The following is a special message by the Fhloston Travel Bureau.-Summer is fast approaching, so why not save your credits, take a hovercab to your nearest spaceport, and blast off on a trip toward the pleasure cruiser Fhloston Paradise,
meladoodle: my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T
dampsandwich: metalpants: doppletheganger: Nice try. my brain exploded from the cuteness what an idiot wheres the nearest pet store
alext: The nearest 7-11
for-all-mankind: I look forward to the day when humanity views a lunar eclipse….from the surface of the Moon. For now, being on the surface of its nearest planet will suffice.
oldfuckingspook: The year is 2068. Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul
imgonnariverdance: whAT IF SAM AND DEAN MANAGE TO FIND OUT HOW TO TRACK ANGELS AND THEY TRY TO FIND THE NEAREST ANGEL IN THE VICINITY AND IT LEADS THEM TO THE EXACT SPOT SAM IS STANDING AT AND SAM JUST THINKS THE MACHINE IS NOT WORKING WHILE DEAN IS
heartbreakhotelsuite505: *crying*CAWLING BACK TO YOU*yelling*EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING*flips furniture*WHEN YOU’VE HAD A FEW?*smashes windows*‘CAUSE I ALWAYS DO*jumps out of nearest window*MAYBE I’M TOO*falls to the ground*BUSY BEING YOURS*curls
alamaris: mgnovenija: Провал в Соликамске Sinkhole at the Solikamsk-2 potassium salt mine in Sibera. No one was living in any of those houses at the time — the nearest inhabited residences are 2km away.
getsby: female adult: *compliments me*me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angelmale adult: *compliments me*me: *looks around for nearest escape route*
dawgpounduniverse: BIG DICK IS BACKHot ass Izzy returns with his monstrous dick to take over Papithugz today. This long-stroker doesn’t waste any time getting back to what he does best: fuck'n the shit outta the nearest hot booty; today that’s a
fxedupftm:oh to be a stupid little free use whore. to go out in only loose shorts that are easily pushed off or aside so that as soon as you get on the bus to go to work the nearest man can have easy access to fuck you the duration of the journey. to