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shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help because her phone had died. She knocked
sixpenceee: wouldisurviveanuke.com is an interactive google map that shows if you would survive a nuclear bomb or not if it was dropped into the nearest city to you. It shows what would happen to you depending on the type of bomb dropped.
I don’t know why but the “To the nearest warp pad!” gag where they triumphantly yell that and then run only like 10 feet and reach the warp pad is just… really hilarious to me
weirdlyprecious: TO THE BATMOBILE! the nearest warp pad nananananana nananananana nanananananaCRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEEEEEMS! (x) (x)
meowthpatrol: accidentally hurting or insulting my friends more like please take me to the nearest garbage can bc i’m trash
:red: *frustrated after fishing the 50th magikarp of the day and repeatedly banging his fishing rod against the nearest tree*blue: stop that! how would you like it if i banged you against the tree?red: *big gay epiphany*red: well, maybe you should !!
spiromaniac: “After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music” …and Spirographs. — Aldous Huxley
wa-sa-matta-u:If my son can just behave for the next three hours, I let him know that he and his mother would have car trouble in the middle of nowhere…..aka the nearest cheapest hotel on the road……to Fuck until I was carrying my own grandchild/
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE
jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif
cumberbangers: watson-wench: gingerpits: And here you have it, folks.Benedict Cumberbatch reacting to my artwork, looking me in the eye, and asking if I’m sure I want it signed. *CLIMBS UP THE NEAREST MOUNTAIN AND SOBS GROSSLY* *SCREAMS* BENEDICT
triggerwarningunfunny: monetizeyourcat: axelisgreat: It turns out that in Pompeii, they used to mark the road with “arrows” directing men to the nearest brothel. There are several of these throughout the city. I like to call them pompenises.
undiesnow: angrygreedycock: 2 top friends in need went out hunting and brought their catches to the very nearest hotel to mate with them Rock Hard Dicks
roddy30: dawgpounduniverse: BIG DICK IS BACK Hot ass Izzy returns with his monstrous dick to take over Papithugz today. This long-stroker doesn’t waste any time getting back to what he does best: fuck'n the shit outta the nearest hot booty; today
If any of you are voting for or supporting Mitt Romney today, I want you to go find the nearest woman, look her in the eyes and tell her, “I am voting for Mitt Romney because my tax break matters more than your healthcare and well being. I would rather
ridethroughlife: dismount motorcycle remove clothes please nearest gentleman/woman
thetallesthobbit: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE
nakedmaleslave: checking for where the nearest service faggot is
naughtynanami: Shopping for lingerie part 1 💕 I had some free time yesterday after a school event, so went walk around at the mall that i was nearest to🌝 and i saw cotton on body. Remember they have some nice lacey bralet on sale. I was yashh,
acstlu:Go pick up some Szechuan Sauce today at your nearest participating McDonalds
animal-factbook: When chickens are first born, they will be imprinted to the nearest animal next to them. These chickens imprinted themselves onto this feline. The cat however, is still fairly new to this concept.
astronomicalwonders: The Great Andromeda Galaxy The Andromeda Galaxy, also known as Messier 31 or NGC 224, is a spiral galaxy that is approximately 2.5 million light-years away in the Andromeda constellation. The Andromeda Galaxy is the nearest spiral
the-future-now: NASA is helping Stephen Hawking get a tiny ship to Alpha Centauri NASA is helping Stephen Hawking and Russian venture capitalist Yuri Milner with the monumental task of getting a tiny probe to Alpha Centauri, the nearest star system
darwinthemonkey-art: Where’s the nearest church?
interracialpleasures: http://interracialpleasures.tumblr.com/ I want to meet you at the nearest gloryhole!
oldbaton:I come to visit my family home and the nearest towel I can find is a beach towel and my dad has put a hole in my shower… we’re doin great
lucadenardo:THE NEAREST OF YOU
breederjack:yooshione-deactivated20220814:Let’s go camping you said.We ran out of condoms on the first night… Now we’ve got a week left, neither you our your best friend are on birth control and you wouldn’t reach nearest Pharmacy
asdfghjkslol: Can I just say that in the Naruto 700 + 9 raws, Sakura refers to Sasuke as “Anata”. This is translated in to “Darling” in English because it’s the nearest translation. I think the translation in English is just fine. In Japanese,
dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
vanished: Laurent Laveder - Moon Games A series of shots that are focused around the moon, a whimsical rethinking of our nearest celestial body—as a lightbulb, a clock, a balloon. The moon can be harvested, snipped, or tossed between playmates. Laveder
peachofcake: samandriel: FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT WHAT’S THE NEAREST PLANET WITH A BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE I CAN GO TO looks like australia to me, not brazil
genuineporcelain:Sierra McKenzie and I broke down in the middle of CA last night. We walked to the nearest motel to get a good nights rest, and now I’m crossing my fingers that my car can be serviced today. I’ve already been quoted a service fee,
dirtymindedson: her bf wouldn’t let her sit in the front, after he stepped out of the car briefly I took the chance to drive away. she’s excited as I am to get to the nearest place that we can fuck.
chasing-deer-woman: newyorker: Leonard Cohen, who died this week, was one of our greatest songwriters—Bob Dylan told Cohen that he considered him his nearest rival—and is a figure of almost cult-like devotion among fans. He gave his final interview
The Expressionless In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical
e99whites: me: sends a risky message me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and
raynebow-cake: neckwear: this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top JEAN VAL-JEAN FUCK I CANT BREATHE
juza-the-cloud: zenigata: 2chan.net [ExRare] he looks lost. someone please tell him where the nearest shoreline is. Cars probably hurt to step on like legos to him. pls help gojira
fawun: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
beniseragaki: terrifiedmouse: noiz-activated: madelezabeth: beniseragaki: Re:connect Minao like “why don’t we get wifi out here” # mink where’s the nearest hot spot, #what do you mean ‘what’s a hot spot’, #where’s my gay dog
koujakuandthediamonds: girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016: baby bedtimesleeping is important. keep that in mind kids. and memes.[squints @ u] [squints back] [glances at this] [immediately loses every last ounce of resolve] [melts into pudDLE OF BLUSH N
okay but i really want aobacest where they’re all naked and aoba’s sandwiched between sly and shiroba, sly behind aoba rubbing his hand all over his chest/nipples while the other one has two fingers shoved in his mouth, a bunch of drool
koujaku: the bow goes nice with the present, right
eemamminy: look at this aobabe with her YELLOW bikini please call your nearest bikini inspector immediately
ITS OCTOBER😄🙌🏻👌🏻 Y’ALL FINALLY✔️💯‼️ NOW GO FIND👀🔍 THE NEAREST PUMPKIN🎃 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS😩🍑 OR YOU WILL BE HAUNTED😱 BY GHOSTS👻 ALL MONTH😩😱‼️
silly-chilly-philly: thekarmagem: This just in, lesbians are no longer gay. Please turn in your lesbian cards to the MOGAI Commissar nearest you. Damn, well, it was fun while it lasted.
tsukishima brothers…….. akiteru calling kei cute………… punch me………………………….
okay but if it’s rainmaker and the other team’s distance left is fucking 4, especially if the shield’s already broken, fucking jack that shit and jump off the nearest ledge??? get that shit outta there??? what’re u doing team????????? fucking
saunterfics: The moment when Oikawa tries to provoke Iwaizumi into rough sex because he doesn’t want to talk about something and he’s feeling particularly self-recriminating, Iwaizumi refuses to listen and just pins Oikawa to the bed to kiss his
magemg: 22 April. Happy birthday Aoba!
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