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young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
randomitemdrop:Item: when spun, all creatures in 20 feet are compelled as by a Geas to touch the nearest object of the indicated color with the indicated limb as quickly as they are able and remain touching it for 3d6 rounds. Any creature lacking the
valkyrie-legion: trying to go to the nearest building in animal crossing to avoid a swarm of angry bees:
woman-respecter:woman-respecter:its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianityi made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza
toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left
randomitemdrop: lucky-number-8: doomsday__pepper Item: Tunic of the Cranefly; the wearer must roll a will save on each turn to avoid walking into the nearest wall
itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
butchflirt:afloweroutofstone:Most common means of transportation to work by county, 2019 ACS 5-year estimatesGenuinely terrifying tbhMy friends restrain me as I attempt to rush the nearest highway with a sledgehammer
randomitemdrop:doedipus:high concept magic item: a cursed shirt that changes to look like a souvenir tee for whatever the nearest city is, guaranteeing you’ll always be taken for a touristItem: Tunic of the Eternal Tourist
The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow halo effect around
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
runawaymarbles: Steve: I can’t find Bucky and Sam. Natasha: *goes on nearest intercom* STEVE ROGERS IS BORING Natasha: found them.
writing-prompt-s: Believing that it is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, humans have sent an arch occupied by millions of people to a 700 years travel for the nearest habitable system. It has been 500 years, and you just built the
farareusis: pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what.
writing-prompt-s: You are awoken one night by a text message: All men between 18 and 50 are to report to the nearest military base unarmed, in preparation for national surrender.
death-by-lulz:hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
porko-rosso: island-delver-go: Thanks Bethesda If you step on that you teleport to the entrance of the nearest McDonald’s and die.
charlesoberonn: toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left Ahead of their time
jcrewho: me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma
angel-macabre:itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
naamahdarling: naamahdarling: Remember, kids: Hozier would want you to walk away from that exhausting online interaction and go peer into the soothing, dark waters of the nearest bog instead. Gotta remind myself of this AGAIN.
amazoogle:the primal urge to fucking smash these types of bulbs against the nearest hard surface and poison your home with mercury or whatever
kaijuno:American girl problems ™: knowing the closest state you’ll have to go to for an abortion if they overturn Roe v. Wade
jokeboy:jokeboy: cisphobiccommunistopinions:jokeboy: jokeboy:girl bulge thursday girl bulge friday Excited to see what tomorrow brings GIRL BULGE SATURDAY ITS SUCK HER DICK SUNDAY
kermitlesbian:the first rule of gun safety is to have fun and be yourself
bigtoptabletop:hustlerose:need. elf pussyMan in fantasy world getting stabbed at The War and just crawling back into town trailing blood to the nearest brothel while his horse walks calmly beside him
1-800-411-meowing:me and my wizard homies after being transported to the modern world by a rival sorcerer and trying to find shelter in the nearest hippie store
blazeportal:*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*
liloralannietv: sissydebbiejo:Your favourite hobby is dressing up and heading to the nearest glory hole it always makes me tingle soooo good doing that
marinealpha: Be a man. Grab the nearest muscle jock and make it your bitch for the season like this Bro. Alpha Sir
When you just want to play Dark Souls but u get deported to the nearest lake any way 😿 #emo #emogirl #emotrap #emofashion #alternative #rawr #trap #transsexual #tgirl #gamergirl #gamergurl
b-tandoodlez: K-k-k-kawaii~ I have a thing for school uniforms. Actually, Japanese school uniforms. Don’t judge me. I like it on EVERYONE, OKAY?! And the nearest one I can get my hands on is this little nerd. There’s some fan arts of Hiro in a
choco-rralta: When the squad hungry af and you gotta drive them to the nearest McDonald’s
When I realize I’ve just binge-watched those three SU episodes that were aired on French TV and now I have nothing to wait for in the nearest time
spacecatgirl:Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together
nezumiyasha: ‘‘It seems like Zelda: Breath of the Wild has made a lot of people want to kiss a shark?’‘offer love to ur nearest shark
lavenderprose: I see your Frat Boy Vitya headcanons and I raise you: Yuuri Katsuki being dragged to his first frat party after line three years at college spent just trying to blend into whatever wall is nearest. This is never going to happen and Yuuri
misaki-kurenai: So I heard that Prompto’s going to be Spider-Man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m jumping off the nearest bridge after this. please bury me.
yelnatszeroni: Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
twitchyiguana: blazeportal:*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it* minecraft
whereisthecoool: iPhone Megaphone With no batteries and no ugly cord leading to the nearest outlet, the completely-electricity-free Megaphone by en&is is a ceramic amplifier that can fill up any room with sound. (Via Surplus)
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE
So I went out to eat at the IHOP nearest here after wearing a Jack Skellington shirt…
sapphling: jimmyjuniors: that’s… not… what bi means… In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
dokirosi: To the batmobile NEAREST WARP PAD!! *Gems heavy breathing while running even though they don’t need to*. I love their goofy side.
clarence-x: After a car crash, our Sister, Renisha McBride, ran to the nearest house seeking help. Once denied she then turned to walk away and the devil, white man, shot her in the back of her head, blowing half of her face. She was just 19 years old.
If any of you are voting for or supporting Mitt Romney today, I want you to go find the nearest woman, look her in the eyes and tell her, “I am voting for Mitt Romney because my tax break matters more than your healthcare and well being. I would rather
thegreen-arrow: morrissarty: how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner that was beautiful
awkwardsituationist: the first gif shows one full year of full moons between may 2005 and april 2006. its size at perigee (when nearest to us) and apogee (farthest from us) differs by more than 10%. the wobble, due to the moon’s elliptical orbit and
e99whites: me: sends a risky message me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and
I could feel my nipples hardening even further, it was almost painful, and knew that the other guys must be seeing it as John ran a single finger over my neck and shoulder before moving his hand down to the nipple nearest to him. He moved it around with
jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif haha there goes my heart ha ha.
jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif
yoggsaron: me: *orders takeout* me: *drives 5 hours to the nearest large body of water* me: *lays open food gently into water* me: aesthetic
starlit-glory:As I was driving around town finishing errands, this happens. Sunsets are my weakness, and at the same time they speak grandly of God’s strength. So naturally I ran to the nearest spot where I could see it properly and just stared in awe.
