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smallest-feeblest-boggart: gallusrostromegalus: youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you
lanzyboys:venenos-stuff:Near & far: Italian studs ready to be yours. The guy nearest, the one I’d do first is Denis Dosio Italian dreamboat I think. His brother Manuel, furthest away is also a hottie.
oldfuckingspook: The year is 2068. Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul
nitratediva: William Shakespeare (April 23, 1564 – April 23, 1616) “…the nearest thing in incarnation to the eye of god.” —Sir Laurence Olivier “There are only a few artists in all the arts who can be called the best without argument.
facefrosting: karmachic:Naturally Naughty Delightful DebaucheryThis Straight Guy’s Idea Of Lustful Fun My doctor told me lots of fluids so I stopped by the nearest glory hole on my way home for the first treatment.
thedemon-hauntedworld: Pillars of gas The image, taken by the Advanced Camera for Surveys (ACS) aboard NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope, shows part of the Orion Nebula, 1500 light-years away and the nearest star-forming region to Earth. Astronomers used
sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help because her phone had died. She knocked
awkwardsituationist: the first gif shows one full year of full moons between may 2005 and april 2006. its size at perigee (when nearest to us) and apogee (farthest from us) differs by more than 10%. the wobble, due to the moon’s elliptical orbit and
death-by-dior: The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow
youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them what does this even mean
walkingthenarrowway: sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help because her phone
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
roy-ality: leena2369: anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you. Te blogging for last comment Fuck that
commandersenpai: when life give you lemons you politely decline and back away slowly towards the nearest exit because life should not be giving you anything life is a state of being it does not have the ability to give you any physical object especially
giddytf2: ollivander: technicolorcrows: utuututututu-deactivated2014020: ♥ If you encounter something like this, call animal control or the nearest marine mammal center right away! There have been a lot of seals abandoning their pups in recent years,
julian2006: ghostguest: julian2006: why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk I need a frame of reference here go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
broken-down-sluts: Submitted by http://subexperimentation.tumblr.com/ “Your blog is so hot, I had to go to the nearest bathroom to touch myself and show off my lovely abused tit.” Damn, I know my followers will love seeing this. A good few
dadylovesgirl99: My sister was super excited after meeting her Hollywood crush at ComiCon; she yanked me straight into the nearest restroom.
openupsayyes: Typical twister “I don’t remember him calling out ‘middle finger, nearest hole’!”
I'm so hungry I'm ready to stand on the nearest street corner with a sign.
62words: I don’t understand what’s going on. Can’t I just leave? She grabs the nearest leather-bound book and plunges into its world. The elderly man around the corner smiles as the penny clinks in the jar. Her eyes squint and struggle to gaze
meladoodle: my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T
strawberrynymph: 1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then
bassviking: dopamine-and-dumbbells: If you don’t have an iPhone I assume you don’t have emojis and instead have to communicate via morse code or tin cups or something I have an app on my android that allows me to get the nearest carrier pigeon
maxandmaeby: Recently when one of the humans gets home Max grabs the nearest sock. He runs around with it or tosses it in the air. Like…you are home now…would you like to slip into something a little more comfy?
how do you tell a person politely you want to push them against a wall and make out with them one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner that was beautiful
boiconstrictor: oozingasslips: …and he was so turned on by seeing himself objectified via photoshop like this by a fan, that he went down to the nearest leather bar and found himself a sadistic daddy-master, and they lived happily every after.
evvrsincenewyork:me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma
scienceyoucanlove: The hunter’s moon—also known as sanguine moon—is the first full moon after the harvest moon, which is the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox.Here the Moonlight Illuminates Ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow
sleepyspacebb: i want to be waiting on my knees for you when you get home from work. i want you to complain about your day, your stresses while you pull me up by my hair and bend me over the nearest surface. i want you to take all your frustrations on
paperdildos:Being out in public and he pulls you out of a conversation becase he’s so needy for you, begging and mumbling take you to the nearest bathroom because he needs to fuck your pussy so bad
goblinlace:Take me to a party with all your friends and finger my ass open in the car. When we walk in the door, immediately push me over the nearest surface and pull down my pants and underwear, if you let me wear any that is. Let your friends line up
captioned-vines: theycallmethanatos: Just because bisexuality and pansexuality overlap doesn’t mean you can run up to the nearest bisexual or pansexual and tell them that their sexual orientation is incorrect. Bunny: “Bisexuality is the attraction
kandylife13: renleighthegirlking: sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help
missluna24: ladiesandlemonade: imsoshive: makeupandchucks: kngshxt: tiddyasshandsintheair: please Please PLEASE don’t get your ass whooped by your nearest and dearest this season. lmaoooo Wooooo, cause I’d definitely come across the table.
curlybynature-nappybychoice: peopleofthediaspora: -Hood Classics- You can find at your nearest unfriendly Asian Beauty Supply. I already knew what this was about from the first picture! 😂😭😂
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
getsby: female adult: *compliments me* me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angel male adult: *compliments me* me: *looks around for nearest escape route*
larstheyeti: yay, exercise!(don’t forget, you can preorder the Heart and Brain book on your nearest Amazon site)
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE
mylilsunshine: icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR
jingle-full-of-larry:snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif
allforwell: one of the perks of being in the starwars fandom is that you can literally just go to the nearest mall and have no problem getting merch
justriddikulus: Reminder to non-Marvel fans:Hug your nearest Marvel fan, they’ll need it after watching Infinity war
vstheworld: princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest
woman-respecter:woman-respecter:its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianityi made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza
ohelephanttt: tupacabra: saying “what do you wanna do” when you’re hanging out is code for “where do you wanna get food from” or “how soon is too soon to lead you to the nearest bed…”
jcrewho: me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
sapphling: jimmyjuniors: that’s… not… what bi means… In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river
officialkylieminoguedragqueen: The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere
vocalcannibal: letsfightforlove: woah you know what else i bet would fit in there and engagement ring so future husband, take note: if you propose to me and simultaneously give me enough money to get a bag of cheetos from the nearest vending machine
fawun: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
datjukebird: 0rdi: that’s a lot of money for one big statue of shit perfect size for grabbing its legs and slamming into the nearest wall
adbub: Person who doesn’t normally swear: *swears* Everyone within the nearest proximity to them:
grim-reaping: flowersforone: ayalaatreides: did-you-kno: If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural
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