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boychic: frantzfandom: angelclark: This is Jonathan Ferrell. He was in a car accident at 2:30 in the morning on Saturday. It was pretty bad, he was forced to climb out of the back window of his car to get out. He ran to the nearest home and knocked
nagitoast: i feel like akira would have a huge soft spot for animals, like not just ducks but all animals. like whenever he sees a stray cat or dog on the street he picks it up in his van and takes it to the nearest animal shelter. he names the animals
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE
getsby: female adult: *compliments me*me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angelmale adult: *compliments me*me: *looks around for nearest escape route*
novellaqueen: do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh
taskmaster1: normalised1: youdeservedegrading: As it should be. Look at everyone in the back, going about their day because this is just as normal as whatever is on their screens. He needs release, and the nearest woman is immediately on her knees
verysissycaptions: You loved to dress up as a girl but you house was always to crowded. You decided it would be a good idea to go camping by yourself to become your alter ego. You packed all your sissy clothes and drove off to the nearest camp site. You
pinkblackedpiglet: She DID It… she threw off the bonds of White Supremacy. Free at last and living The Rightful Life available to each and every white seeking dynamic self-improvement. Help is available if you need it. Consult with the nearest available
restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart:continualsanitynotlikely:If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA
blackberrycreek:stepone:clarabeau: Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me? I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle. Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you
dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them what does this even mean
farareusis: pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what.
slimetony: gueyaba: slimetony: Go outside and check out the nearest fire hydrant What do I do now Randy Reflect briefly
grim-reaping: flowersforone: ayalaatreides: did-you-kno: If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural
smallest-feeblest-boggart: gallusrostromegalus: youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you
impregcaps: She only wanted to know where is the nearest bus stop…… and one thing led to another, and she ended up with cunt full of my babymakers.
knockmeoutandknockmeup: fuck-me-till-the-end: ¤ She couldn’t wait for him to get undressed. Pushing Jake down on a pile of hay in the nearest stall, Lya unzipped his pants and pulled her brother’s cock out with a pleased sigh; he was hard and
fuckanddegrade: I want to be grabbed off the street or as I’m getting into my car. I want to be bent over the nearest object like a car or the front seat of my own car & have my pants pulled down just far enough for him to shove his cock into me.
thefallenman: Was told to get naked and find the nearest book by @nerdcub6 This was a good read too lol @time-flies-the-same @treymb6 @timblywimbly @magikpelvis @fullbloomcub Also do it if you want to and I forgot to tag a bunch of people* sorry please
revolverwing: Steamy Spring The third of the Spunky Redheads in Yellow commission series with Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney) and Lynne (Ghost Trick) for go-10! This time the two go to the nearest hot spring and relax on the men’s side of the pool.
a-london-gent: Whispering this in my ear in a public place, I will growl and look for the nearest alleyway.
strangelykatie: Wow, today’s the day! The Tea Dragon Society is now available in local comicbook stores!! You can use findacomicshop.com or comicshoplocator.com to help find your nearest location. If that isn’t handy for you, you can also pre-order
svgarpapi:Concept: you masturbate in the backseat of my car all the way home while I watch through the rear view mirror, and then I fuck you against the nearest wall as soon as we walk inside.
temperatures are hitting below freezing. the homeless hotline is 211 in some areas and if you call it a shuttle will come to the location you specify and assist the homeless individual to the nearest shelter. it is the law in some states that at this
sixpenceee: wouldisurviveanuke.com is an interactive google map that shows if you would survive a nuclear bomb or not if it was dropped into the nearest city to you. It shows what would happen to you depending on the type of bomb dropped.
saintcita: ileftmyheartinwesteros: saintcita: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I am drunk 😵 I really want to throw this Bottle DO IT! Lmao you bad fucking unfluence:D Go outside, toward the nearest shitty neighbor’s house,
monsieurenjlolras: 13chancess: push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with
hylmannn: by Julius “The first time I saw Julius Men, I sighed WOW, do these people really exist ? And of course I later discovered that his nearest muse is the porn star Colton Ford, with his mighty jaws, thick nose, straight eyebrows, his little
elenamorelli: { the road to the nearest hill }
kateoplis: Maasai women lead a solar revolution“Only 23 percent of Kenyans have access to the national electricity grid, while only 5 percent of rural communities are connected.” “The nearest market where one can charge a cell phone or buy kerosene
youscofield: anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you. Your caption killed me
objects-for-male-use: Its important to keep up your strength ladies. If you’re feeling tired or blue be sure to run to the nearest tap for a fresh dose of cum.
geezydee: -bitchassness: what if the nearest book to you is a math book… I FUCKING LOL’D ^
fawun: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
proflab: me, a gay, to another gay: that’s so gaythe nearest straight person: kill bill sirens
sheerimperfection: littlebitoftroyler: restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF
somepretty-things: How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.Do
kingcheddarxvii: If you’re making a comic about social justice on tumblr and it looks like this, stop. Take a step away and locate the nearest cat and hug it until your bad ideas go away
kongoupak: fraggingfox: kongoupak: credit to whoever made the originalstop trying to fuck boats YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE find the nearest torpedo shaped object and shove it in your ass
I want to pin you to the nearest standing object and fuck you senseless.
harleyhendrix: This woman kept following me in h&m trying desperately to make eye contact. I saw her and ignored her. Eventually she got pissed off, huffed and puffed very loudly, and aggressively crammed the shirt she was carrying into the nearest
My favorite type of bus riders are the old people that are too proud to take the seats up front. You go to stand up and their like “OH SIT DOWN, I GOT LEGS IM FINE” As they struggle to the nearest open seat at the back of the bus
sapphling: jimmyjuniors: that’s… not… what bi means… In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river In honor of Memorial Day here are 12 blocks of limestone that resemble Asian Countries
yelnatszeroni: Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
majorityrulesxxx: This is another great example of how much fun can be had in a group sex situation. Hands are free to wander, cocks are pumped by the nearest ebony nymph ready to stiffen up her next lay. Gosh I love group sex.
kohlkovet: I’ve gotten bigger everywhere. pretty happy about that. Still got a long road to travel… and stop to lift at the nearest gym 😉
julian2006: ghostguest: julian2006: why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk I need a frame of reference here go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
novellaqueen:do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh
sci-universe: “Sun, the nearest star, an inferno of hydrogen and helium gas engaged in thermonuclear reactions, flooding the Solar System with light.”Images by photographer Pepe Manteca
skyrimconfessionss: “It seems like a lot of people have their mark. Some people lay a single nightshade on them, other leave their arrows still in them. But my mark? I strip them naked and dump their clothes and armor in the nearest river. It’s
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