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omg no! i liked cool for the summer :-(
aveoi: doublesike: Help me My heart
andrewbreitel: This is me
joshmuratori: the lighting outside of this bowling alley is making me feel myself
kkarmachameleon: rcah: missfaggot: cocaineteas: yeezus-the-gemini: kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story… lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed FUCK ME UP THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN This is fucking insane hey kourtney
omg never forget
Are they laughing at or with me?
I thought you forgot about me lol
mundanemerman: xeppeli: It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet. Honey no
retiredjesus: tbhfunk: humorous: rozenstar:taliabobalia:long distance relationships This made me laugh louder than it should
kokohar: nelsonjoonior: quicksilverwracked: rayhudson: THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?! Omgggg sign me up
lock-screens: //you were red and you liked me cause I was blue//
Omg. Jen. Jen look at this. Look.
alphafemvle:This fairy is turning 25 today 🥳🎂 Spoil me ❤️🔥
neophytecherryglare: i like to believe that when they first meet theyre just gonna hug a lot and then jade’s gonna fuckin pick him up and theyll laugh more and doNT YOU DARE TELL ME OTHERWISE
iamjonwanker: making a back to school playlist for myself
dumblydave: omg ok so today our teacher was making a presentation about scalene triangles and some student just yelled out “ah yes the scalene triangle”looks like i’ve found a new friend
ASGARDIAN STYLE. THE EARTH CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW
homestuckcosplaynation: My brother called me up stairs to read his english essay I am so done
missvanillamilkshake: aeogis: I MORPHED JACK FROST AND DAVE GOD take me nOW
stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
mareeps: jesus looking behind himself, only seeing eleven disciples and yelling “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
cariosus: this is the best thing to happen to me today
oozeh: beingkawaiiistough: anime openings always make me feel like i can do anything
basedgaben: My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me. When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not
h0odrich: iphone420: ¿ i speak spanish let me translate: ?
turntechgodquest: royalcondesce: if you’re a homestuck who doesn’t eat betty crocker anymore i’m going to assume something is wrong with you because betty crocker is fucking delicious and homestuck is not real i see your urlyou cant fool me batterwitch
keyblader-of-heart: someone please explain this to me
fucksocial: female ducks in their natural habitat good god they’ve spotted me
michaeljruocco: The impulse got me. Couldn’t help it.
masterdateing: masterdateing: there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me it is a confused bird
shootingstarsfromthesky: ghost-anus: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY HA
dirksfineplushrump: normal people staring and taking pictures during homestuck shoots amuse me.
louwhis: (◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
