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lorde-oftherings:So we met Matthew Lewis š Call me peanut butter and jealous lol
cubrone: cubrone: knightscrest: dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one
Don’t lick your lips at me :)
mothwizard: me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST
tarrnation31: Soā¦ Who wants to buy me this? Meeeeeee
clittyslickers: a few of my friends and i have a group chat specifically for sending our nudes to each other and iād have to say itās been one of the best decisions of 2014 Add me to this group
thankyouforthedildos: Perks of dating me: youāll be the hot one
Lord, Beer Me Strength
sonyaareneaa: sleepingthroughsunday: the-queer-is-here: h0ekay: oh my god unf Fuck please bite me all day long. THIIIIIIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. Fastes way to get in my pants
yehu-san: Her: babe come overMe: I donāt have any gasHer: but Iāll suck yo-Me:Ā
oomshi: you are cordially invited to fuck me
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blastortoise: I think the funniest thing thatās ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like āyeah take it all choke on itā and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasnāt
rebornica: dualitydiscretion: rebornica: Close enough talk dirty to me IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT
fappuclno: I should marry my wifi for how often it goes down on me
officialshrekcult: baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine
dekutree: i will jump off a building and break my every bone in my body just to catch a sniff of her armpit as she rolls me into the ambulence
d0nn0: Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun? Me:
omg. i feel like a hoe when i post my nude gifs.Ā
howtobeafuckinglady: howtobeafuckinglady: iāve been watching this on a loop for the past two hours help iām going to reblog this every day until you all understand how great this man is sing me 2 sleep bb.
THIS IS ME ā«
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notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, Someday, I hope to be this good. Be my partner? Love, Me P.S. It is kind of one of my dreams.
cactus-crown: Inbread cats stop my mom sent me a forwarded e-mail with this stop MOMĀ
punchself2: THEREāS THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHEāS ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHEāS WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHEāS IN AND SHEāS GETTING SO FREAKED OUT
stellatoryguillotine: TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON FOLKS SEE THESE LITTLE STARS I LIKE TO MAKE THEM AND I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME BUSY OVER BREAK UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE SO If you reblog this I will write your name on a strip of paper and fold it into
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
lunacalypso: “My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesnāt know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she
mangiebutts: “Donāt kiss me if you are afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.”
spartanvikingandalittlebitrogue: qvickersilver: qvickersilver: an adventure #i will systematically bring this back every time its on my dash do not test meĀ (x)REI WhYĀ Thereās literally a Friends episode about this.
justmakemexscream: owldee: calling out slut shaming hells yes 100% me
gorlsday: works-of-madness: gorlsday: i think paul mccartney starting a career this late in life is so brave of him This pains meā¦. why are u bitter that an elderly man is rising to stardom? be happy for him hes worked hard for this
theweaknessleaving: So who is coming over and getting snowed in with me? We can cuddle, drink tea, and watch every harry potter movie.
girls-and-food-are-life:lol-its-corona:havanaromance:If you ever jump into my arms when you see me because youāre that excited there is a 95% chance I will fall in love with youThereās also a 95% chance I will fall in general tho so carefulmost accurate
chinad011: it took me years to understand this joke
kapot-ass-ana: liftrodite: does this back really belong to me dude?! DUUUUDDEE
niallslittle: tHE COCK GIF liamssugarbaby SUBMITTED TO ME EARLIER THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE NIALL NOW LOOK AT THAT Keep reading
OMG if this is fake I DONT CARE!
rae-rose: who-lligan: So I just had the shit creeped out of me. Iām not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.Ā My violin is hanging on the wall
bratjedi0: āTell me moreāI headcanon Mabel as being a walking encyclopedia of all lgbt+ words.š
malenagerie: IĀ“ve finally finished it! yay!Ladies and gentlemen, Zack Grayson the Lightining Wizard himself @zackgraysonxxx This is so great! Omg thank you so much!
tinytangerines: Let me drive my van into your heart! https://instagram.com/tinytangerines
coldfeetwarmflames: the joke is dead based on a real interaction between me and my boyfriend @adragonprince
Would you marry me jake gyllenhaal
how can some people NOT like redheads, like, are u kidding me?Ā
hikari-etsuko: Dream about the me of RIGHT NOWā¦
mcsiggy: This is a commission! /w\ some fluffy bonebrothers! uOu thank you for commissioning me!!
shortcakeliz: anonymous asked: Can you draw a very sad Nepeta? why would you do this to me!
omocat: streaming me drawing fujoshi design cuz i wanted it cuter..and i guess she has a friend now!! Ā livestream.com/omocat CURRENTLY OFFLINE! thanks for watching!!
surprisebitch: troyesbed: sherlockhoelmes: studies show thereās a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentineās day trust me iām a scientist idgaf im sending these to my crush on valentines day “bop bop bop iāll let
kikisdeliveryservices: paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries
thesaltyengram: tittytaytay: strongcat: relatable lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit Omg this dog is just done with everything
OMG
omg it's N7 day
omg ahaha we are so god damn perfect.
AW OMG LOOK AT IT. FFFT. <3 I LOVE YOU GUYS. Ā I love iiittt! <3
tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and thereās others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
nebularva: somebody (me) got into venture bros
folkdad: i complimented an old lady customerās little round glasses and she said āwhy thank you! someone told me they had a āsteampunk lookā. i havenāt been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!ā iām flatlining
